Kyle Rittenhouse's former spokesman is spilling the beans on Kyle and his lies

While I appreciate his candour, it reads a bit like "I'm surprised a cunt ended up being a cunt, despite all the opportunities we gave said cunt".

So dumb he's permanently banned from trying to become a Marine. Holy fuck I didn't even know that was possible.

I'm finding it hard to admire the beans spiller or accept the pure intention of his previous efforts.

Too dumb to get a GED without cheating. God damn.

Is that ^^^ a bad thing?

He just doesn’t look like he’s in 9th grade, but basically he still is intellectually.

...lipstick on a pig...

Isn't this the third thread on this same topic today?

I remember all of the threads here in which if you said that Rittenhouse was a deranged (and now we know that's what the Marines thought of him) homicidal killer with white-people-derangement-syndrome, you were shouted down and told that poor little Kyle didn't do anything wrong (even though we could all see with our own eyes that he had broken numerous laws, his mother broke numerous laws transporting him across state lines, etc.) and he was merely a fine young man concerned for the future of his country... again, I am reminded of the title of Stuart Steven's book on the GOP and conservative movement writ large: [italic]It Was All a Lie.[/italic]

Is there a single stand that the GOP has taken in the last 50 years that was not based on lies? Can anyone name any topic upon which the GOP's governing philosophy wasn't just made up out of whole cloth? There's the big ones that we all see: they're pro-life until the life is born and then the baby is on its own. They said over and over they wanted it left to the states... until Roe was overturned, and now they're all for a nation-wide ban. Trickle-down economics never worked and never will. "School choice" is all about diverting public money into private hands and was never about education, achievement or even test scores. "Stand you ground" laws are not about protecting your property or dealing with life-threatening situations... its about killing black and brown people with impunity, as we're seeing right here with crybaby Kyle. "There were very fine people on both sides." Socialism will kill America... until the banks/auto manufacturers/airlines fail and have to be bailed out (again and again). I could go on for thousands of words.

One day, the GOP and the entire conservative movement will completely collapse under its own weight. It will be a great and glorious day when that happens, and it can't happen soon enough.

I love you, R9.

I do giggle at all the photoshops of Rittenhouse that give him womanly hips and big fat apple-red cheeks.

KR can be a retarded racist bully and still be innocent due to self defense. Both things can be true.

R12 didn't read the spokesman's receipts, re: self defense.

"Self defense" is questionable in this case.

Easily influenced by the wrong people. The GOP wanted to make him out to be a hero, but it backfired miserably. He should probably keep a low profile at this point since, clearly, nobody likes him.

And that hillbilly mother…

How has he not been snatched up by some conservative hottie yet, since he is such a a great guy? Why aren't those Christian mama bears beating down his door, to get their white Beckys impregnated by this stud?

Lurking MAGAs and Kyle Defenders, please chime in and tell us how this catch remains on the market.

[quote]KR can be a retarded racist bully and still be innocent due to self defense. Both things can be true.

"Good people on both sides".

R17 His fupa and small penis are a major turn-off and he farts in his sleep.

You don’t to be good to get a fair verdict.

Someone on Twitter said he looked like the picture of a pig they have as a mascot for BBQ restaurants.

..have..to be. I bet many people on trial for murder aren’t good people even if they’re innocent of a particular crime.They still should get a fair trial.

There should be a book about Kyle and his 3 victims. The amount of pathology among those 4 men is unbelievable.

From the article at R14

"Rittenhouse had been guarding an auto dealership at which several cars had been set on fire when he was confronted by Joseph Rosenbaum, [bold]the first man Rittenhouse killed.[/bold]Evidence showed that Rosenbaum was aggressive and lunged for Rittenhouse’s rifle while cursing him. Rittenhouse testified that he feared that Rosenbaum would seize the rifle and shoot him. The jury found this fear to be reasonable and this may be a fair interpretation of the current law of self-defense in Wisconsin.

But that is precisely the problem. [bold]No one actually knows what Rosenbaum intended. Rittenhouse admitted that he pointed his rifle at him.[/bold] Rosenbaum might have intended simply to disarm a dangerous man.

[bold]The acquittal means that the person holding the gun gets to decide who lives and who dies."[/bold]

How fair was the verdict? Rosenbaum didn't get to testify as to his actions. Not, I'm sure, because he didn't want to do so but because Kyle Rittenhouse killed him.

Not just a marine, but any branches of the military. Wow! I didn't know people who weren't actually mentally retarded failed the ASVAB.

What an ass clown!

[quote]They still should get a fair trial.

His trial was *more* than fair, r22.

Cletus brought his dog...for protection?

He’s a killer in my book.

Sniveling, grifting shitheel.

IOW, the usual MAGAt trash.

Rosenbaum and others were running after KR and shots were fired at KR from the crowd. I’m not sure if it was determined who fired the shots but it’s logical to argue self defense (KR feared for,his life.

And also Rosenbaum said if he’d catch KR later he would kill him and that’s testimony from a witness for the prosecution.

I don't get too worked up over Rittenhouse because I'm certain he'll end up in prison eventually. It's only a matter of time before he shoots someone for yelling at him in public or playing their music too loud.

So? The little retarded gun nut put himself there because he wanted a confrontation. There was absolutely no good reason for him m to be there.

R31 - And that is why no college, or any company of any size, will hire him. If he 'goes postal', the entity that allowed him in would get their pants sued off.

Is that federal case still pending or has that been settled?

"I don't get too worked up over Rittenhouse because I'm certain he'll end up in prison eventually."

So I've heard.

Someone please do something about this monster I've created. TIA

Maybe he should have stayed home during a pandemic, but then again MAGATs don’t believe in diseases unless their rulers tell them.

R2, about 39% of black people fail that test as well.

I want to know who would sleep with this?

"Far below" the minimum score on his military entrance exam. Ouch!

What R37 fails to tell us is that as soon as his dumb ass showed up the test site, they tossed his fat, white, entitled racist piece of shit ass out in the street.

But do they fail it in some, GUN NUT DO NOT ENGAGE FUCK THIS CUNT kind of way r37?

Your only post, r37?

Our little apple dumplin' is going through some things. I predicted a long time ago that he'll either be dead or in jail by the time he's 30. I may have been too generous

Holy fuck! Someone pulled the ripcord on that inflatable flotation device!

quel surprise!

[quote]KR can be a retarded racist bully and still be innocent due to self defense.

Sure he can, Defacto, driving for hours across state lines with a semi-auto rifle for purposes of “self-defense.”

Why didn't R37 tell us why this strapling hunk of manmeat hasn't been snapped up to help propagate the great, white race? Is he just too choosey, R37? Not found a compatible hottie? A real woman wouldn't care that he's under endowed!

Don't be shy, sis! Don't just post that once. Tell us why this diamond in the rough doesn't have a lady knocked up and why he isn't shacked up, as all good white boys are supposed to be doing for the GOP.

Insatiable bottom,. obviously.

Kyle Rittenhouse seems pretty stupid, but I’d be surprised if that letter was real. You don’t get banned because you score low on the ASVAB one time.

Probably has neckbeard hygiene too.

[QUOTE]Someone on Twitter said he looked like the picture of a pig they have as a mascot for BBQ restaurants.

R21 - SO TRUE!

I've been thinking about the whole Kyle Rittenhouse thing and how you have to be incredibly dumb to flunk your ASVABs that bad.

And that got me to thinking some other things. But I need to go through a thought process before I get to my point, so bear with me. Just as you're going through this, know my point here is not to mock how stupid Kyle is. But to get to my point, we have to really acknowledge how stupid he is.

The "30" you need to score to pass isn't a hard score but a percentile. And he didn't fail it, he just bombed it. To be permanently banned, you have to score below 10.

People with genuine mental disabilities are going to be stopped before they ever take it because of medical reasons.

So you know that George Carlin quote about how dumb the average person is, half the people are dumber than that?

Imagine the bottom half splitting themselves into a dumb half and a dumber half. And then the dumber half splitting itself into the dumber half and the dumbest half.

Kyle is on the bottom half that group.

[bold] He is dumber than half of half of half of the stupid half of people. Literally. Objectively. Mathematically. [/bold]

That would put his IQ around 70-80. He is literally as dumb as you can be without being clinically retarded.

But let's take this further.

We learned that he bombed his ASVABs because of the communication saying he was rejected in response to a request by the FBI, as it appears he was applying for that.

To join the FBI, you must have a college degree. The average person with a bachelor's degree has an IQ of 115. However, the FBI requires a 3.0 GPA, which would mean you have to do pretty well in college. So let's say that the average FBI agent has an IQ of around 120, which is the top 10%.

And Kyle, who is in the bottom 10%, thinks he belongs in that company.

So then I got to thinking. It looked like Kyle wanted to be part of the Joint Terrorism Task Force. The timing of the email in the screen cap was 2 days after he got famous.

Which makes me wonder, did he apply before or after he shot people in "in self-defense." Was he there because he was fantasizing about becoming an FBI agent fighting off terrorists, or did he fantasize about joining the FBI because he had shot a couple of people?

Either way, [bold] it shows this severe disconnect between how he sees himself and how he is. [/bold] It's like the worst case of Krueger in the history of Dunning-Krueger.

And that gets me to my point of all this. Why is Turning Point doing what it is? It's cruel. Is Charlie Kirk just as stupid? Or is he just an incredibly cruel and evil person parading his village idiot like a superhero so he can get money?

[quote]KR can be a retarded racist bully and still be innocent due to self defense.

Maybe he should have just stayed at home. In his own house and his own home town.

[quote] Maybe he should have just stayed at home. In his own house and his own home town.

There’s no time machine to undo it. KR shooting in self-defense, and the jury confirming it after reviewing the evidence, has already happened. The only thing that can be altered is the future.

I know I'll be flamed but has there been any punishment for the rioters in Kenosha who burned down buidlings during the George Floyd protests. They destroyed a car dealership ownded by East Asians and numerous mom and pop stores.. I know many of the MAGA crowd have gotten stiff sentences for the attack on Congress. But did the Kenosha rioters get a pass because they're on the "right" side?

What did Google say, r55?

[quote] The little retarded gun nut put himself there because he wanted a confrontation. There was absolutely no good reason for him m to be there.

While I agree with most of what you said. It should be said that he didn’t go on his own, as an adult with a firearm he buy himself, to be a vigilante. Rittenhouse, a minor, was taken across state lines by his mother who legally owned the gun. I think she bears as much responsibility as he, or at least as much as the parents of Ethan Crumley who are sitting in prison right now.

R56:

[quote] the Kenosha Police Department reported that in addition to at least 250 protest-related arrests in 2020, an additional 55 (49 adults and 6 minors) had been charged with connected crimes.

We know they were charged. R55 was asking about the trial outcomes.

^^^ A google search turns up multiple Fox News links to damages and quotes from the khindri family but nothing past the Rittenhouse trial. That leads to the conclusion that justice was probably served and most everyone was satisfied with the results. as Fox never misses an opportunity to rage-bait

These people solicit low intelligence individuals because they are themselves.

@r52, "So let's say that the average FBI agent has an IQ of around 120, which is the top 10%.

And Kyle, who is in the bottom 10%, thinks he belongs in that company. "

The FBI rejected Tucker Carlson as well. Tucker and Kyle must have the IQ of a mushroom

Don't insult mushrooms like that.

"Either way, it shows this severe disconnect between how he sees himself and how he is."

Much like how Hitler viewed himself when he was young, as a great artist. Then he was rejected by an art school and Hitler was going to make the world pay for this slight and affrontery.

^^^ didn’t Castro get cut from the Brooklyn Dodgers?

r62 - Didn't Carlson get rejected by the CIA or was it both the agency and the FBI? In either case, I can see Tucker getting rejected on the basis of his psych testing results and/or poor character references.

The FBI and CIA know what they're doing when they reject these losers.

You aren't fooling anybody, r55. Try harder.

Of COUSE these twats have mental issues. They wouldn’t be thugs if they were decent folk.

I’m not saying this guy is lying at all but something is fishy about him. What is his end game? What does he get for exposing this?

^ Just more conformation that right-wing MAGA darlings have the IQ of a turnip

You sound like a paranoid idiot r71.

I'm curious to know who the anonymous benefactor is who promised to cover his university expenses. It was the full ride: tuition, fees, books, apartment rental, and a stipend to boot. His spokesman, his legal team, and most of the people surrounding him must have noticed his intellectual deficiencies early on and known he was not capable. I mean he is intellectually way into the low tail end of the distribution if he's below the 10th percentile. It shows. And they knew he cheated on his GED... Hmm. 😒 What were they hoping for with what they had to work with?

At some point, either the defense or prosecution had to have ordered a psych battery. Would that be part of the public record?

@r72, Boris, take your potato and vodka and GO HOME, it's quitting time in Moscow 🤨

What he should learn is how to properly ask the question: Would you like fries with that?

@r73, "he's below the 10th percentile. It shows. And they knew he cheated on his GED"

I guess they thought he'd make a great congressman

He’s “not guilty.” He’s not innocent.

R74 take your meds and fuck off.

[quote]about 39% of black people fail that test as well.

I don't know if that's a true statement or not, but what does it have to do with anything in this thread?

@r78, Was that a nerve, Boris 😂 ... You guys get so bitchy when Puti makes you work overtime

R37 Is it 39%? I thought it was 32.56%.

I get different numbers online, but that is roughly the numbers I remember when I did a research paper in college using library data.

I get different numbers online, but that is roughly the numbers I remember when I did a research paper in college using numbers I pulled out of my gaping, prolapsed asshole at the university library.

R70, to answer your question of what this guy’s motivation is for his change of heart, it could be that he’s not getting anything but rather dodging something.

Oftentimes these political operatives are aware of things that are not yet known by the public. Considering his lack of judgement and the company Rittenhouse keeps, it’s very possible, even likely, that he’s done something else abhorrent and this guy wants to create distance before the fallout drops and he’s tarred with the same brush.

[quote]That would put his IQ around 70-80.

And Mrs. Rittenhouse didn't love Kyle as much as Mrs. Gump loved Forrest.

Re: R84: word going around is that Killer Kyle has joined a particularly "interesting" militia group. Like you said, this guy knows which direction Shittenhouse is headed and he isn't interested in going there. Not everyone is dumb enough to want to risk incarceration (or worse). He's getting out while the gettins good.

[quote]I’m not saying this guy is lying at all but something is fishy about him. What is his end game? What does he get for exposing this?

Have people looked at this Hancock guy's X feed? He has posted what looks like hundreds of tweets about Rittenhouse. This may be the mother of all obsessions. When he's not tweeting about Rittenhouse, it can be seen from his posts and reposts that he's on the left as well as being anti-Maga and anti-Christian. What I don't understand, given that, is why would Rittenhouse's team ever have involved someone like Hancock for assistance? It would be like Trump's team hiring Michael Moore to help with Trump's defense.

Why would anyone think that a middle school dropout would be interested in higher education?

A potential sugar daddy with motives? At least that will be the Rittenhouse camp's response .

Don't insult turnips like that, R71.

R87, he was Rittenhouse's spokesman, of course he is going to talk about him. If you want to see an obsession, look at all of Elon Musk's tweets about DEI and immigration

[QUOTE]Have people looked at this Hancock guy's X feed? He has posted what looks like hundreds of tweets about Rittenhouse. This may be the mother of all obsessions.

He's Rittenhouse's former spokesman, who, of course posted hundreds of tweets regarding a paying client.

Better information, r87, would be if you could delineate where the spokesman's timeline of his hundreds of tweets deviated from PR and support for his paid client to derision and distancing? IOW, where in the Rittenhouse downward spiral did this guy realize Rittenhouse's fecal qualities and start divulging what was obvious to the rest of humanity about an uncouth, uneducated sociopathic criminal with designs on fame?

It was Kyle's American Idol tryout, FOX style, and all the MAGAty idiots fell for it until they were really sorry.

Hey, r87, thanks for reminding me why I blocked you years ago 🙄