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In The Wizard of Oz, Dorothy returns to Munchkinland only to be told by Glinda that she could have gone home anytime by tapping her heels.

“You bitch,” cried Dorothy, “I have an elderly aunt and uncle who may be in trouble or dead.” With that, she picked up a bucket of water and threw it on Glinda. As she watched Glinda melting, she said, “To answer your first question, I’m a bad ass witch.”

Very slowly one of the men from the Lollipop Guild, crept over to Glinda’s puddle and snatched her blonde wig. “This may come in handy someday” he thought as he stuffed the wig under his shirt.

by Anonymousreply 7April 2, 2024 8:24 PM

The brand of the sled was Soredub. Charles Foster Kane was dyslexic.

by Anonymousreply 1April 2, 2024 5:47 PM

Kind of like this?

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by Anonymousreply 2April 2, 2024 5:52 PM

Kevin McAllister's parents were arrested for child neglect.

by Anonymousreply 3April 2, 2024 6:06 PM

Daddy Warbucks adopted Annie with the sole purpose of molesting her.

by Anonymousreply 4April 2, 2024 6:11 PM

Tom Hanks was faking the AIDS.

by Anonymousreply 5April 2, 2024 6:11 PM

Griffin Dunne loses his $20 on his way to Soho, and decides to make the 90 minute walk back to his apartment.

by Anonymousreply 6April 2, 2024 7:36 PM

Following her doomed romance with a teenager and her aging husband kicking her out, Sheba has her fill of men and decides to take Babs up on her offer to become scissor sisters

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by Anonymousreply 7April 2, 2024 8:24 PM
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