LIZA RUINED MY MARRIAGE!
There were three people in my marriage, though I didn't realise it at first. And over time that person became the most important in our love triangle.
When my partner and I were dating, I found it endearing that he baked a cake for his work colleagues replete with candles and sparklers for Liza’s birthday. That his niece’s name was Liza with a 'z'.
It was only when I moved into his home that I finally understood the intensity of his fandom. On every wall were large-scale photographs of Liza Minnelli. There was even a room dedicated to the American actor, singer and dancer.
At our wedding, there was a flower from her wedding to American producer David Guest the year before. A fan had stolen it and sent it to Australia. My husband-to-be wanted it in my bridal bouquet.
After we got married and I became pregnant, Liza complicated things still further.
I had to negotiate for her collection room to be dismantled to make way for our baby. Eventually, Winnie the Pooh moved in and Liza moved to the garage.
But larger-than-life images of her still adorned every wall of our living spaces.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 3, 2024 1:55 AM
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My husband was desperate for a daughter and only selected girls' names. I had to persuade him not to choose the name Liza; we already had one in the family.
A week before the birth in 1999 I introduced the concept that our baby may be a boy. Our son was born soon after, to the initial great disappointment of my husband.
As I breastfed my newborn, who has his dad's brown eyes, he would gaze up at Liza's big brown eyes on the wall.
My blue eyes tried and failed to connect with my baby as I wondered: 'does he know who his mother is?'
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 1, 2024 11:55 PM
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Hunny, your husband is a DLer. Sorry to break it to ya!
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 1, 2024 11:55 PM
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Hilarious. I'm dead. Happy April Fools!
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 2, 2024 12:03 AM
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It reminds me from the "Gay" episode of Kath & Kim. Kath is suddenly afraid that her fiancé, Kel, is gay.
She later concludes he [italic]couldn't[/italic] actually be gay because, after all, "he loves Barbra Streisand!"
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 2, 2024 12:03 AM
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Lawd. Lawd lawd. I would almost think this was an onion article. Perhaps he is not a big Mo, but he probably is.
😂 Thank you for posting this OP.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 2, 2024 12:03 AM
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Hey hun, call me. I’ll tell you what your husband is.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 2, 2024 12:04 AM
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Is your husband the YouTube kaween who sang "Over the Rainbow" while animated bluebirds circled his head?
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 2, 2024 12:05 AM
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Oh curshe thish fatal charishma that ruinsh sho many marriagesh!
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 2, 2024 12:07 AM
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The husband sounds like the type of guy Liza would marry.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 2, 2024 12:17 AM
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Dear, I do believe your husband is involved in some homosexual activities.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 2, 2024 12:21 AM
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[quote]At our wedding, there was a flower from her wedding to American producer David Guest the year before.
Oh, dear.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 2, 2024 3:11 AM
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Your husband’s a fag, dear.
A cookie smeller, a fudge packer, light in the loafers, a shirt lifter, a poof, a Nancy, a friend of Judy’s!
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 2, 2024 3:16 AM
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That link must be something like "The Onion"--looks like real news but is fake.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 2, 2024 4:08 AM
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Published 1 April 2024 5:45am
Published 1 April 2024 5:45am
Published 1 April 2024 5:45am
Published 1 April 2024 5:45am
Get it?
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 2, 2024 4:14 AM
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I feel a Sudden Storm coming on, John. Are you kidding me??
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 2, 2024 8:59 AM
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Well we know what Liza did to poor David with that lamp!
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 2, 2024 12:06 PM
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[Quote]Is this from the Onion?
It'sh from the shpring onion.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 2, 2024 3:07 PM
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The original article was already removed, curse it!
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 2, 2024 3:10 PM
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Even if fake it was still a funny clever little April fools joke. The entire story had me dead. Coworkers was looking at me like I’m crazy.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 3, 2024 1:55 AM
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