Goop is not down for polyamory or pass around poon

Who would ever have presumed that she would be? Apart from her monetized lifestyle quackery including various vag-themed products, she's about the most boring person one can imagine.

Gwen needs a haircut.

Funny. When she was divorcing I read that she and Chris had an open relationship/were swingers and he divorced her because she was fucking people without him (breaking one of their rules)…also she’s a notorious public cheat.

Well, ok then, our minds are all settled then.

It’s all fun and games until Amber Rose names names.

Gwyneth has the world's worst hair. It always looks like it's falling out because she's on chemo.

Gwyneth is not pretty or beautiful

An above the shoulders bob would look good on her.

She is into ghost kitchens though. I like seeing a physical restaurant typically.

I will always love the thread that asked posters about their regrets.

One post was:

"Carrying to term..."

- Blythe Danner

Bullshit she isn’t. Gwyynnythh (Christ what a stupid name) princess of darkness has fucked everyone. Literally everyone. It was something of a joke how all her boyfriends cut and ran despite her being such a heau.

R11 is a jealous bitch.

R3, were they bisexual swingers like Will and Jada?