My FB texted "Hey can I come and fuck your loose hole”

It's really not a complement when someone knows you have a loose hole.

It was right about your hole being loose and cavernous

On this most sacred of holidays, too.

Tell him you find the word “hole” offensive and to call it what it is-a big CUNT. Don’t let this man disrespect you OP!

Also let him know per usual you will be face down/ass up in bed with door ajar, in his favorite thong.

My Facebook never sends me messages like that. I just get messages from relatives.

Is anyone else wondering how loose is it?

It's so loose that his fb has to strap a 2x4 to his ass before he dives in.

Just tell him to bring along a freshly lubed dildo.

A makeshift DP is the easy way to tighten things up back there - which keeps both you and your man happy as springtime!

I hate that word

If not, send to the next trick on your list. TIA!

[quote] On this most sacred of holidays, too.

Do you mean the Trans Day Of Visibility?

HOW...LOOSE...IS...IT???

Romance, OP. You mean romance. Not romanticism.

I’m sure your blousy ruined hole is many a thing. But an aesthetic movement it is not.

[quote]Is anyone else wondering how loose is it?

Op leaves a trail behind him like a snail when he walks from place to place.

Is anyone else wondering how loose is it?

It's so loose NASA is exploring it as if it were a black hole.

Are you this guy OP?

The only response to this is:

“No thanks, pencil dick!”

I was hoping this thread would evolve into a civilized, rational discussion about whether we like our holes loose or tight.

Was he texting from inside or out of your cavernous hole, OP?

I don’t know what you are complaining about, OP. Pussies lose their elasticity as they’re pummeled with cocks, toys and fists.

For some, like your paramour, this utter lack of tautness is desirable. You should take any offer you can, dear, like you always have.

He's texting from inside your hole!

Did you show your mom the message? I bet she was proud.

[quote]It's really not a complement when someone knows you have a loose hole.

Oh, dear.

Now tell us you have a dog named Luz Wholl.

“I will not be talked to in that way! I’m not your toy!” *CLICK*

Did you reply to your 'Buckfuddy' OP?

Be honest what did you tell him?

Mine says things like 'Come and play with my meat'.

Is he right thought OP?

Go to imgbb and post a picture of your big bootyhole and will see how big it is.

I bet it's like this : 🕳️

I certainly am R6

I was sort of hoping that this thread would be more popular. OP's hole fascinates me.

[quote] On this most sacred of holidays, too.

On the occasion of OP's cat's quinceañera?

"It's really not a complement when someone knows you have a loose hole."

I disagree, a lot of us LOVE our huge sized loose butthole 🕳️ dudes and can't get enough of them, even if we are tight ourselves.

It will be R30 if OP posts a picture of his asshole.

[quote]On the occasion of OP's cat's quinceañera?

Fucking Hilarious!!!

Great, another GREG thread.

Fuck my pussyneck.

I love you big asshole OP.

[quote] Great, another GREG thread.

Are you looking for my attention, R35?

Aren't you the one with the loose hole Greg?

I sure heard so.

You gave that man butt babies AND he destroyed your cunt, pounding away and using his cock like a jackhammer on your slack pussy.

You tell him he owes you a mommy makeover, stat.

I think you are the one looking for attention Greg, by starting these threads.

R34 it's not my original joke but I think it's funny too....especially when accompanied by a photo

[quote] It's so loose that his fb has to strap a 2x4 to his ass before he dives in.

Oh my, that definitely is a loose hole. I’d venture to say, probably also completely blown out and busted.

Cavernous...

^^^^^ Juicy and probably light purple...

Or fat if this thread was started by the Boston troll.

"completely blown out"

Someone once said that Tom Cruise had a blown out hole.... It made me cackle!

[quote] I think you are the one looking for attention Greg, by starting these threads.

Very mature.

[quote]It made me cackle!

Over a slice of cak, R46?

Cackle cackle!

Over Tom's blown out butthole R48 which appears in the movie cocktail, and wasn't blown out yet.

"Cackle cackle"

Cock cock!

I miss Cackle Cackle and his updates on the price of gas in Half Moon Bay

I thought Fanny Brice was dead.

I hear OP's loose hole brings all the boys to the yard.

Who R53?