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My FB texted "Hey can I come and fuck your loose hole”

who said that romanticism was dead?

by Anonymousreply 54April 11, 2024 12:37 AM

It's really not a complement when someone knows you have a loose hole.

by Anonymousreply 1April 1, 2024 7:43 PM

It was right about your hole being loose and cavernous

by Anonymousreply 2April 1, 2024 7:47 PM

On this most sacred of holidays, too.

by Anonymousreply 3April 1, 2024 7:49 PM

Tell him you find the word “hole” offensive and to call it what it is-a big CUNT. Don’t let this man disrespect you OP!

Also let him know per usual you will be face down/ass up in bed with door ajar, in his favorite thong.

by Anonymousreply 4April 1, 2024 7:57 PM

My Facebook never sends me messages like that. I just get messages from relatives.

by Anonymousreply 5April 1, 2024 8:07 PM

Is anyone else wondering how loose is it?

by Anonymousreply 6April 1, 2024 8:13 PM

It's so loose that his fb has to strap a 2x4 to his ass before he dives in.

by Anonymousreply 7April 1, 2024 8:23 PM

Just tell him to bring along a freshly lubed dildo.

A makeshift DP is the easy way to tighten things up back there - which keeps both you and your man happy as springtime!

by Anonymousreply 8April 1, 2024 8:42 PM

I hate that word

by Anonymousreply 9April 1, 2024 9:31 PM

If not, send to the next trick on your list. TIA!

by Anonymousreply 10April 1, 2024 9:45 PM

[quote] On this most sacred of holidays, too.

Do you mean the Trans Day Of Visibility?

by Anonymousreply 11April 1, 2024 9:53 PM


by Anonymousreply 12April 1, 2024 10:21 PM

Romance, OP. You mean romance. Not romanticism.

I’m sure your blousy ruined hole is many a thing. But an aesthetic movement it is not.

by Anonymousreply 13April 1, 2024 10:23 PM

[quote]Is anyone else wondering how loose is it?

Op leaves a trail behind him like a snail when he walks from place to place.

by Anonymousreply 14April 1, 2024 10:34 PM

Is anyone else wondering how loose is it?

It's so loose NASA is exploring it as if it were a black hole.

by Anonymousreply 15April 1, 2024 10:53 PM

Are you this guy OP?

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by Anonymousreply 16April 1, 2024 10:55 PM

The only response to this is:

“No thanks, pencil dick!”

by Anonymousreply 17April 2, 2024 1:38 AM

I was hoping this thread would evolve into a civilized, rational discussion about whether we like our holes loose or tight.

by Anonymousreply 18April 2, 2024 2:21 PM

Was he texting from inside or out of your cavernous hole, OP?

by Anonymousreply 19April 2, 2024 3:37 PM

I don’t know what you are complaining about, OP. Pussies lose their elasticity as they’re pummeled with cocks, toys and fists.

For some, like your paramour, this utter lack of tautness is desirable. You should take any offer you can, dear, like you always have.

by Anonymousreply 20April 2, 2024 4:05 PM

He's texting from inside your hole!

by Anonymousreply 21April 2, 2024 5:57 PM

Did you show your mom the message? I bet she was proud.

by Anonymousreply 22April 2, 2024 6:32 PM

[quote]It's really not a complement when someone knows you have a loose hole.

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 23April 2, 2024 11:32 PM

Now tell us you have a dog named Luz Wholl.

by Anonymousreply 24April 2, 2024 11:33 PM

“I will not be talked to in that way! I’m not your toy!” *CLICK*

by Anonymousreply 25April 3, 2024 1:54 AM

Did you reply to your 'Buckfuddy' OP?

Be honest what did you tell him?

by Anonymousreply 26April 7, 2024 2:09 AM

Mine says things like 'Come and play with my meat'.

by Anonymousreply 27April 7, 2024 2:21 AM

Is he right thought OP?

Go to imgbb and post a picture of your big bootyhole and will see how big it is.

I bet it's like this : 🕳️

by Anonymousreply 28April 7, 2024 2:22 AM

I certainly am R6

by Anonymousreply 29April 7, 2024 2:29 AM

I was sort of hoping that this thread would be more popular. OP's hole fascinates me.

by Anonymousreply 30April 7, 2024 2:30 AM

[quote] On this most sacred of holidays, too.

On the occasion of OP's cat's quinceañera?

by Anonymousreply 31April 7, 2024 2:31 AM

"It's really not a complement when someone knows you have a loose hole."

I disagree, a lot of us LOVE our huge sized loose butthole 🕳️ dudes and can't get enough of them, even if we are tight ourselves.

by Anonymousreply 32April 7, 2024 2:39 AM

It will be R30 if OP posts a picture of his asshole.

by Anonymousreply 33April 7, 2024 2:51 AM

[quote]On the occasion of OP's cat's quinceañera?

Fucking Hilarious!!!

by Anonymousreply 34April 7, 2024 3:02 AM

Great, another GREG thread.

by Anonymousreply 35April 7, 2024 3:07 AM

Fuck my pussyneck.

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by Anonymousreply 36April 7, 2024 3:13 AM

I love you big asshole OP.

by Anonymousreply 37April 7, 2024 3:27 AM

[quote] Great, another GREG thread.

Are you looking for my attention, R35?

by Anonymousreply 38April 7, 2024 4:10 AM

Aren't you the one with the loose hole Greg?

I sure heard so.

by Anonymousreply 39April 7, 2024 4:13 AM

You gave that man butt babies AND he destroyed your cunt, pounding away and using his cock like a jackhammer on your slack pussy.

You tell him he owes you a mommy makeover, stat.

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by Anonymousreply 40April 7, 2024 4:18 AM

I think you are the one looking for attention Greg, by starting these threads.

by Anonymousreply 41April 7, 2024 4:33 AM

R34 it's not my original joke but I think it's funny too....especially when accompanied by a photo

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by Anonymousreply 42April 7, 2024 4:47 AM

[quote] It's so loose that his fb has to strap a 2x4 to his ass before he dives in.

Oh my, that definitely is a loose hole. I’d venture to say, probably also completely blown out and busted.

by Anonymousreply 43April 7, 2024 4:48 AM


by Anonymousreply 44April 7, 2024 4:48 AM

^^^^^ Juicy and probably light purple...

Or fat if this thread was started by the Boston troll.

by Anonymousreply 45April 7, 2024 4:51 AM

"completely blown out"

Someone once said that Tom Cruise had a blown out hole.... It made me cackle!

by Anonymousreply 46April 7, 2024 5:35 AM

[quote] I think you are the one looking for attention Greg, by starting these threads.

Very mature.

by Anonymousreply 47April 7, 2024 5:49 AM

[quote]It made me cackle!

Over a slice of cak, R46?

by Anonymousreply 48April 7, 2024 1:40 PM

Cackle cackle!

by Anonymousreply 49April 7, 2024 2:11 PM

Over Tom's blown out butthole R48 which appears in the movie cocktail, and wasn't blown out yet.

by Anonymousreply 50April 10, 2024 6:43 PM

"Cackle cackle"

Cock cock!

by Anonymousreply 51April 10, 2024 7:34 PM

I miss Cackle Cackle and his updates on the price of gas in Half Moon Bay

by Anonymousreply 52April 10, 2024 11:12 PM

I thought Fanny Brice was dead.

by Anonymousreply 53April 10, 2024 11:58 PM

I hear OP's loose hole brings all the boys to the yard.

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