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Valerie Bertinelli is not ready to publicly name her new guy but happily shares “My belly is flip-flopping"

“I’m in love,” Bertinelli, 63, tells PEOPLE in this week’s cover story. “It’s a seesaw of emotions because I was adamant I was never falling in love again."

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by Anonymousreply 95April 18, 2024 4:38 PM

Her belly is also photoshopped because she is a lot heavier than this in recent pictures

by Anonymousreply 1April 1, 2024 12:57 PM

[quote]They began chatting on the phone earlier this year and only recently did the relationship become romantic.

I hope it works out because otherwise this is just embarrassing, she recently started getting romantic with him.

by Anonymousreply 2April 1, 2024 1:05 PM

I don't care about her, her love life (or lack thereof), her fat son, his marriage, or anything pertaining to her.

Go away, Valerie!

by Anonymousreply 3April 1, 2024 1:09 PM

"earlier this year"? We are just a few months into the year. Way too soon to be declaring love let alone declaring it publicly. But anything to get a headline I suppose.

by Anonymousreply 4April 1, 2024 2:06 PM

I guess her belly flip flopping is a nice change from her thighs chaffing.

by Anonymousreply 5April 1, 2024 2:07 PM

She is going to scare the guy off

by Anonymousreply 6April 1, 2024 2:17 PM

So a fan on Instagram told her she's pretty, she glommed onto him, and now he's her new boyfriend?

Oh, brother.

by Anonymousreply 7April 1, 2024 3:57 PM

Embarrassingly pathetic

by Anonymousreply 8April 1, 2024 3:59 PM

Mathew Perry said she made out with him when Eddie was passed out when she and Eddie were married. Val sounds like a desperate horndog.

by Anonymousreply 9April 1, 2024 4:03 PM

It’s amazing how she gets press. Are Fraus really obsessed with her? She must have a great agent.

by Anonymousreply 10April 1, 2024 4:22 PM

Could she be suffering from IBS?

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by Anonymousreply 11April 1, 2024 5:11 PM

Her new “man” is Billy Porter.

by Anonymousreply 12April 1, 2024 5:15 PM

Another marriage, another divorce, then more videos of her crying.

She'd be more interesting if she hooked up with a guy in his 20's.

by Anonymousreply 13April 1, 2024 5:25 PM

What does “my belly is flip flopping” even mean? Is that a post-ozempic loose skin thing?

by Anonymousreply 14April 1, 2024 5:29 PM

R14 I think it means her stomach is grumbling for food.

by Anonymousreply 15April 1, 2024 9:25 PM

DAMNIT BARBARA!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 16April 1, 2024 9:29 PM

R14 it seems like a coded message. Is this her mystery man?

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by Anonymousreply 17April 1, 2024 9:40 PM

Valerie looks great for 63, IMO.

by Anonymousreply 18April 1, 2024 9:48 PM

R18, those pictures are so doctored it's ridiculous. She's quite large now.

by Anonymousreply 19April 1, 2024 9:52 PM

In fact, I originally thought that was an old magazine cover from the 1990s.

by Anonymousreply 20April 1, 2024 9:54 PM

She won't name him because she has fallen for multi-Grammy winner and the highest grossing touring artist in history - George Santos. She doesn't want to jeopardize the magic.

by Anonymousreply 21April 1, 2024 10:01 PM

Big reveal next month: Val's guy is Prince Harry!

by Anonymousreply 22April 1, 2024 10:05 PM

His name is Leroy!

by Anonymousreply 23April 1, 2024 10:05 PM

[QUOTE]Are Fraus really obsessed with her? She must have a great agent.

Food Network canceled her show so likely not.

by Anonymousreply 24April 1, 2024 10:28 PM

So Valerie's publicist calls PEOPLE and says "Val's in love" and arranges for Bertinelli to be interviewed for the cover, and it's for a relationship that just started?

by Anonymousreply 25April 1, 2024 11:08 PM

Those pics are definitely doctored.

She was recently on GMA. It looks like she's had some work done. Fillers maybe?

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by Anonymousreply 26April 1, 2024 11:10 PM

[quote] Food Network canceled her show

Because she ate all of the food on set.

by Anonymousreply 27April 1, 2024 11:11 PM

Well, will she be happy? EVH was a jerk.

by Anonymousreply 28April 1, 2024 11:27 PM

According to Val’s IG fraus, it’s this guy. He an east coast writer whose social media handle is The Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse

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by Anonymousreply 29April 2, 2024 12:01 AM

She should see a doctor about that.

Or is it code for rough anal sex?

by Anonymousreply 30April 2, 2024 12:04 AM

Oh for Christ's sakes...

Too Much Information!!

Keep it to yourself, dear.

by Anonymousreply 31April 2, 2024 12:10 AM

She was canceled and her son turned out to be a fat dud.

Now watch. The "body positive" bs will be forgotten. Drastic weight loss from a great new diet, a "freshening" using a miracle face product and a fake relationship to endlessly talk about.

Too late for a baby. Maybe a rescue dog. Career reborn.

by Anonymousreply 32April 2, 2024 12:48 AM

Val was cancelled? How did I miss that, what happened?

by Anonymousreply 33April 2, 2024 1:06 AM

Maybe a mechanical dog.

C.H.O.M.P.S.!

by Anonymousreply 34April 2, 2024 1:08 AM

R21 haha, you win for best comment on the thread.

by Anonymousreply 35April 2, 2024 1:20 AM

I used to follow hoarse on Twitter when I had an account

by Anonymousreply 36April 2, 2024 1:21 AM

I was wondering if she had something new to promote.

by Anonymousreply 37April 2, 2024 2:05 AM

Val is on The View this morning and talking about her “courtship”, right off the bat.

by Anonymousreply 38April 2, 2024 3:34 PM

This speaks more to the level of “journalistic” depravity that is “People” magazine.

Was there no old sitcom star who died last week? No tragic, suburban murder to exploit?

A has-been, senior citizen from an almost 50-year-old TV show gets a date and it’s front page news?

Magazines are dead.

by Anonymousreply 39April 2, 2024 5:40 PM

What I want to know is who the F cares about Valerie Bertinelli? I’m in my 30s, and I don’t recall ever having seen this woman in anything in my life. Is she some kind of has-been actress? And yet, every other week she’s on a morning show, or the Food network, or the cover of a tabloid… is she like Heidi Montag, but for house fraus? Addicted to attention, clearly. But why do they indulge her and give her so much press? You would think she’s Julia Roberts or Jennifer Aniston, the way they carry on about this portly nobody.

by Anonymousreply 40April 2, 2024 6:54 PM

I don't think she ever was in an actual movie, just tv shows and a few miniseries. I had nostalgic fondness for her from One Day At A Time and I think she has coasted on that. I think the show Hot In Cleveland was a hit but I never watched it.

by Anonymousreply 41April 3, 2024 1:58 AM

She reminds me of Brooke Shields in that she was a pretty girl but never as good looking once she was a woman

by Anonymousreply 42April 3, 2024 2:02 AM

Fluffy upbeat white women like her and Kelly Clarkson are catnip for stay at home fraus.

by Anonymousreply 43April 3, 2024 2:02 AM

VB's new relationship is long distance. He's in NY. She's in CA.

They met when one of them "slid into the other's DM." They "dated" online for two months before meeting. Once the met in person it was so natural and good. She likes him. She really really likes him.

Gag me.

by Anonymousreply 44April 3, 2024 2:25 AM

R44, When they met in person for the first time, she “fell into his arms”.

by Anonymousreply 45April 3, 2024 2:37 AM

R44, That’s how Shanann met Chris Watts, he slid into her DMs on Facebook.

by Anonymousreply 46April 3, 2024 2:39 AM

r39, fuck you

by Anonymousreply 47April 3, 2024 2:52 AM

You can't see it there, but the guy at R29 is quite good looking.

by Anonymousreply 48April 3, 2024 3:10 AM

r48 he looks dumpy in that picture, I can't imagine he can be that good looking

by Anonymousreply 49April 3, 2024 3:15 AM

I hope this guy is in on it. Otherwise I would be freaking out seeing a woman you recently started dating making headlines and appearances talking about your relationship.

by Anonymousreply 50April 3, 2024 3:25 AM

. . .

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by Anonymousreply 51April 3, 2024 3:30 AM

[quote]he looks dumpy in that picture, I can't imagine he can be that good looking

You decide.

I think he's perfectly nice looking older guy.

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by Anonymousreply 52April 3, 2024 3:37 AM

r52 maybe it's the angle but I see a chubby faced guy with kind of a round nose. Not my type

by Anonymousreply 53April 3, 2024 3:41 AM

Oh bullshit. He’s a good looking guy.

by Anonymousreply 54April 3, 2024 3:52 AM

[quote] You can't see it there, but the guy at [R29] is quite good looking.

You’re right. I can’t see it.

by Anonymousreply 55April 3, 2024 3:54 AM

Average looking at best.

by Anonymousreply 56April 3, 2024 3:55 AM

Nothing wrong with average, perhaps he has a good heart...and a big dick.

by Anonymousreply 57April 3, 2024 3:58 AM

Oh, please. I'd love to what some of you look like.

Go to the instagram account. Scroll down. He's not a stunner, but he's a good looking older guy. He's not an actor. He's not Botoxed and gym bodied. But he looks better than the majority of guys over 50.

by Anonymousreply 58April 3, 2024 4:02 AM

^ love to see

by Anonymousreply 59April 3, 2024 4:42 AM

It's probably a chocolate pie.

by Anonymousreply 60April 3, 2024 5:20 AM

Revolting pig.

by Anonymousreply 61April 3, 2024 6:49 AM

She is really milking this

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by Anonymousreply 62April 3, 2024 12:45 PM

What an absurd story

by Anonymousreply 63April 3, 2024 1:16 PM

Love you Val, but stop oversharing...deal with your mental health.

by Anonymousreply 64April 3, 2024 1:20 PM

Here he is sporting a Fu Manchu mustache.

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by Anonymousreply 65April 3, 2024 1:20 PM

Can someone explain to me why this washed up sitcom actress from the seventies who hasn’t worked in nearly five decades is constantly in People magazine? Does she have something on the publisher?

by Anonymousreply 66April 3, 2024 1:59 PM

[quote]“It’s a seesaw of emotions because I was adamant I was never falling in love again."

Thee you on the theethaw!

by Anonymousreply 67April 3, 2024 3:47 PM

I know, MARY!, but at her age, a little discretion wouldn't go amiss. Shouting it from the rooftops in your sixties? All the more embarrassing if you then have to explain why it didn't work out.

by Anonymousreply 68April 3, 2024 3:51 PM

This will end in tears.

by Anonymousreply 69April 3, 2024 3:57 PM

R69, And another weight gain.

by Anonymousreply 70April 3, 2024 4:32 PM

[quote]UNTALENTED OLD TRAILER TRASH HEIFER LOSES WEIGHT, PLAYS COY ABOUT HER BELLY-FLOP-INDUCING "NEW LOVE" IN SAD BID TO BE REMEMBERED.

by Anonymousreply 71April 3, 2024 4:37 PM

[quote]Can someone explain to me why this washed up sitcom actress from the seventies who hasn’t worked in nearly five decades is constantly in People magazine? Does she have something on the publisher?

You're not too bright, are you?

She's worked pretty much non-stop her entire life.

by Anonymousreply 72April 3, 2024 4:57 PM

VB troll - stop posting

by Anonymousreply 73April 3, 2024 7:05 PM

I like her.

Always have.

And if my job was sitting on my ass judging cakes and pies all day (A DREAM), I would be a biggun' too.

by Anonymousreply 74April 3, 2024 7:22 PM

Long distant relationships don't work. Yeah, they do for a while, then it's just too much or not enough.

Someone will have to move or it's doomed.

by Anonymousreply 75April 3, 2024 7:49 PM

If she didn't tell anyone, no onw would ever know.

However, Bertinelli has a new cook book just out called "Indulge," so publicity is publicity whomever "slid into the other's DMs in order to move those books.

by Anonymousreply 76April 3, 2024 7:53 PM

People Magazine loves this shit. A 60-something former TV star finds love and has a new cookbook to sell.

by Anonymousreply 77April 3, 2024 7:55 PM

Isn't it convenient that Valerie found love just while slaving over a hot stove writing her cookbook.

by Anonymousreply 78April 3, 2024 7:56 PM

Sexism. A 69 year old male horn dog is not news.

Let Valerie ring the Devil's Doorbell to her heart's content.

by Anonymousreply 79April 3, 2024 7:59 PM

R41- She always looked like she was in a good mood when she was young and fuckable.

She thrived on other men's desire for her and now that she's over the hill and good looking men no longer flirt or open doors or lust after her she's in a perpetual state of depression.

by Anonymousreply 80April 3, 2024 7:59 PM

Sorry hun, eating nachos on Ozempic ain’t gonna get you any where.

by Anonymousreply 81April 3, 2024 8:19 PM

I just realized I have been reading her new boyfriend's Twitter for awhile

by Anonymousreply 82April 11, 2024 12:54 AM

Got curious, looked around, and found this pic.

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by Anonymousreply 83April 11, 2024 1:15 AM

He really looks like his mom

by Anonymousreply 84April 11, 2024 1:29 AM

R84 Well, Eddie and Valerie looked like they could be brother and sister, so he looks like his dad, too.

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by Anonymousreply 85April 11, 2024 12:43 PM

I’ve never read that EVH had a big dick.

by Anonymousreply 86April 11, 2024 1:49 PM

Is her new younger boyfriend's name George Glass?

by Anonymousreply 87April 11, 2024 1:57 PM

R87. Pretty much. This one is known as The Hoarse Whisperer.

by Anonymousreply 88April 11, 2024 4:55 PM

He looks like a Trumpster.

by Anonymousreply 89April 11, 2024 6:18 PM

My pot belly is flip flopping!

by Anonymousreply 90April 11, 2024 6:33 PM

I guess I never paid attention to her son. Recently I saw pictures of him as a child, the poor kid has been husky since he was a baby and toddler, he had an uphill battle fighting the fat.

by Anonymousreply 91April 14, 2024 11:31 PM

He was husky as a kid because he’s been overeating since he was a kid. Now he’s just obese.

by Anonymousreply 92April 15, 2024 6:39 PM

R62- One must remember- She’s a FRAU.

by Anonymousreply 93April 15, 2024 7:07 PM

“Writer Mike Goodnough is 53-years-old which makes him 10-years younger than the 63-year-old icon. And he is a writer as well as a parent who lives on the East Coast. Goodnough has also been following his girlfriend as she has been promoting her new cookbook Indulge in New York City; that was Mike as he was by her side exiting her taping of The Drew Barrymore Show on April 3. He announced on Wednesday through his social media platforms that he is in a romantic relationship with the One Day at a Time star. 'I am Valerie Bertinelli's boyfriend… and that may well be among the most surreal sentences I've ever pecked out,' Goodnough said in an extended essay on his page for Substack.”

by Anonymousreply 94April 18, 2024 4:19 PM

I hate her!

by Anonymousreply 95April 18, 2024 4:38 PM
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