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Let’s be an incest survivor

I’m the tattoos.

by Anonymousreply 84April 3, 2024 11:36 PM

OP, really??

by Anonymousreply 1March 31, 2024 10:56 PM

I’m the nose ring.

by Anonymousreply 2March 31, 2024 10:58 PM

I'm getting the best presents on Christmas day.

by Anonymousreply 3March 31, 2024 10:59 PM

I’m having “the best Daddy ever!”

by Anonymousreply 4March 31, 2024 11:02 PM

I’m the drug addiction.

by Anonymousreply 5March 31, 2024 11:02 PM

Muriel please shut this down

by Anonymousreply 6March 31, 2024 11:03 PM

R6 why? Bringing back bad memories?

by Anonymousreply 7March 31, 2024 11:04 PM

I'm the clenched teeth when talking to mother.

by Anonymousreply 8March 31, 2024 11:05 PM

I'm the hushed voices.

by Anonymousreply 9March 31, 2024 11:06 PM

I was molested.

by Anonymousreply 10March 31, 2024 11:16 PM

I'm the raw hands from the constant cleaning and scrubbing.

by Anonymousreply 11March 31, 2024 11:17 PM

I'm Doctor Phil certainly not exploiting the situation.

by Anonymousreply 12March 31, 2024 11:21 PM

i'm the what the fuck of it all

by Anonymousreply 13March 31, 2024 11:22 PM

I'm the accusation of "YOU KNEW, YOU KNEW!" whenever drinks are being served at family function.

by Anonymousreply 14March 31, 2024 11:23 PM

I'm "It's just a game, a fun game, but never tell mommy... it's just our special secret"

by Anonymousreply 15March 31, 2024 11:32 PM

I’m the not-so-subtle grooming. “You ever seen a Playboy magazine? Cmon take a look.”

by Anonymousreply 16March 31, 2024 11:34 PM

I’m the sex addiction from PTSD

by Anonymousreply 17March 31, 2024 11:36 PM

I am love.

by Anonymousreply 18March 31, 2024 11:38 PM

I’m the lies.

by Anonymousreply 19March 31, 2024 11:40 PM
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by Anonymousreply 20March 31, 2024 11:42 PM

I'm the bad idea for a thread. I am OP.

by Anonymousreply 21March 31, 2024 11:45 PM

I’m that little strip of territory that's ours, nobody else’s.

by Anonymousreply 22April 1, 2024 12:21 AM

I’m Amelia. Ted Danson thought there was something about me.

by Anonymousreply 23April 1, 2024 12:24 AM

I'm the dreams I still have of my brother's monster cock he used to gag me with. Miss him.

by Anonymousreply 24April 1, 2024 12:25 AM

I'm the BMW for your 16th birthday.

by Anonymousreply 25April 1, 2024 12:51 AM

I’m the Glenn Close mother character blaming poor Amelia, R23.

by Anonymousreply 26April 1, 2024 12:54 AM

I’m the genetically fucked up baby that results.

by Anonymousreply 27April 1, 2024 1:11 AM

I’m the arms crossed over the sweater whenever I come within 20 feet of anything with a penis.

by Anonymousreply 28April 1, 2024 1:11 AM

I’m the baby voice

by Anonymousreply 29April 1, 2024 1:49 AM

^Melanie Griffith?

by Anonymousreply 30April 1, 2024 2:27 AM

I’m the morbid obesity.

by Anonymousreply 31April 1, 2024 2:52 AM

I’m the tendency to date men who will sexually abuse my children.

by Anonymousreply 32April 1, 2024 2:59 AM

I’m a Duggar.

by Anonymousreply 33April 1, 2024 3:11 AM

Let's ... not.

by Anonymousreply 34April 1, 2024 3:12 AM

I'm "Why can't I get clean? Whhhhyyyy can't I get clean?"

by Anonymousreply 35April 1, 2024 3:13 AM

I’m Rebel Wilson, ticking all the boxes.

by Anonymousreply 36April 1, 2024 3:14 AM

I'm Mackenzie Phillips.

by Anonymousreply 37April 1, 2024 3:19 AM

Rebel’s licking all the boxes r36

by Anonymousreply 38April 1, 2024 3:20 AM

^^I’m late-in-life lesbianism.

by Anonymousreply 39April 1, 2024 3:25 AM

I'm the tied tubes.

by Anonymousreply 40April 1, 2024 4:57 AM

I'm the bingeing & purging.

by Anonymousreply 41April 1, 2024 4:59 AM

I'm the cringe whenever someone says we look more like sisters than like mother and daughter.

by Anonymousreply 42April 1, 2024 5:03 AM

I'm the pineapple, ransom note, and garrote.

by Anonymousreply 43April 1, 2024 5:08 AM

We’re monitoring each other’s porn.

by Anonymousreply 44April 1, 2024 5:16 AM

I date cops and clergymen; protection isn’t cheap.

by Anonymousreply 45April 1, 2024 5:18 AM

I'm the stripper thong.

by Anonymousreply 46April 1, 2024 5:53 AM

I'm the veganism.

by Anonymousreply 47April 1, 2024 6:01 AM

I'm on Judge Judy suing an old friend for $150.00. Justice is important.

by Anonymousreply 48April 1, 2024 6:03 AM

I'm the extra 100 pounds gained to keep their dirty hands off of you.

by Anonymousreply 49April 1, 2024 6:36 AM

I’m the spousal abuse resulting from dating men that are so “masculine” that they will be able to protect me. The boyfriend is always a blue collar worker. He may be working on a roof as I type.

by Anonymousreply 50April 1, 2024 1:37 PM

I’m the Netflix special.

by Anonymousreply 51April 1, 2024 2:11 PM

OP are you an incest survivor?

by Anonymousreply 52April 1, 2024 2:13 PM

I'm your local Christian pastor. I will force you to not abort your incest baby, even though carrying it is making you suicidal and severely depressed. Secretly, I blame you for everything that happened.

by Anonymousreply 53April 1, 2024 4:03 PM

I’m Justen Beaver.

by Anonymousreply 54April 1, 2024 4:04 PM

I'm this song on a loop.

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by Anonymousreply 55April 1, 2024 4:43 PM

I'm her mother AND her sister!

by Anonymousreply 56April 1, 2024 4:47 PM

I'm the precocious nether gape(s).

by Anonymousreply 57April 1, 2024 4:48 PM

I'm the 78-year-old woman still living at home taking care of her in-denial enabler mother and good Christian in-denial perp father.

by Anonymousreply 58April 1, 2024 4:49 PM

I'm trying out my standup act now.

by Anonymousreply 59April 1, 2024 5:00 PM

We’re sibling collaborators in show biz who make people around us uncomfortable!

by Anonymousreply 60April 1, 2024 6:52 PM

Put the Blame on Mame, Boys.

by Anonymousreply 61April 1, 2024 7:04 PM

I'm the former director of the White House Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship, as well as the owner of a fashion and jewelry line.

by Anonymousreply 62April 1, 2024 7:26 PM

I’m Jordan B. Peterson

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by Anonymousreply 63April 1, 2024 7:32 PM

I'm the only kid not happy when Mom yells, "Your Uncle Rick's coming for supper and may spend the night!"

by Anonymousreply 64April 1, 2024 7:59 PM

I’m the fear of sitting in a man’s lap and an aversion to the smell of bourbon.

by Anonymousreply 65April 1, 2024 8:34 PM

I tell everyone I know, regardless if it has anything to do with the topic of conversation or not. Even well into my seventies, it is my favorite topic of conversation. I'm also the accusations, hurled at every family I know. "My neighbor is fooling around with her own son! Did you know that?! I know what it looks like, because both my mother AND my father molested me!" It's a lie, but I love spreading it!

by Anonymousreply 66April 1, 2024 8:48 PM

I’m a Republican and I’m going to fuck all the laws up as pay back.

by Anonymousreply 67April 1, 2024 9:32 PM

I don't know why I keep playing Muskrat Love over and over.

by Anonymousreply 68April 3, 2024 2:33 AM

And when you're done with this one, will you start a "Holocaust victim" or a "Trail of Tears" thread, OP?

Just checking.

by Anonymousreply 69April 3, 2024 2:59 AM

I'd like a Holocaust thread. That would be a new Datalounge low/high

by Anonymousreply 70April 3, 2024 3:04 AM

And yet I am often considered the most vile poster.


by Anonymousreply 71April 3, 2024 3:25 AM

I'm the six hours spent on making the perfect gravy. IT MUST BE PERFECT OR I GET WHAT I DESERVE!

by Anonymousreply 72April 3, 2024 3:28 AM

[quote] I'm the six hours spent on making the perfect gravy. IT MUST BE PERFECT OR I GET WHAT I DESERVE!

Well, a good gravy can make a meal.

And a bad gravy can ruin it.

by Anonymousreply 73April 3, 2024 3:30 AM

Did d Daddy touch your No-No? Fuck off, let’s not be assholes.

by Anonymousreply 74April 3, 2024 7:00 AM

You’re not vile, Greg. You’re insufferable.

by Anonymousreply 75April 3, 2024 1:00 PM

[quote] You’re not vile, Greg. You’re insufferable.


I can’t tell you, R75, what a relief that is.

by Anonymousreply 76April 3, 2024 2:44 PM

I'm the rescue cats that I have no idea how to take care of. I deserve scratches though.

by Anonymousreply 77April 3, 2024 4:39 PM

[quote] I'm the rescue cats that I have no idea how to take care of. I deserve scratches though.

My kittens appreciate your concern, R77, but they’ve been here for almost five weeks and seem to be managing just fine.

What leads you to believe that I have no idea how to care for them?

They are great— more fun than we imagined. We couldn’t be more pleased or happy with them, and they seem to love us and love living with us.

You are a busy body.

by Anonymousreply 78April 3, 2024 4:46 PM

[quote] I'm the rescue cats that I have no idea how to take care of. I deserve scratches though.

You need a lesson in the correct and proper use of pronouns.

by Anonymousreply 79April 3, 2024 4:48 PM

I grew up to be a grammar NAZI.

by Anonymousreply 80April 3, 2024 4:50 PM

Well, lovely thought, R80, but I’m not an incest survivor.

I think that joking about such a thing betrays how low class you are.

by Anonymousreply 81April 3, 2024 5:18 PM

I'm borderline personality disorder.

by Anonymousreply 82April 3, 2024 5:22 PM

I’m not just an incest victim; I’m an incest survivor.

by Anonymousreply 83April 3, 2024 10:57 PM

I'm not just surviving. I'm thriving! reallyiam

by Anonymousreply 84April 3, 2024 11:36 PM
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