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Slutty Joan Collins prancing around in front of a legless Totie Fields

Joan Collins prances out and shimmies like a horny coed, while a legless Totie Fields is forced to watch her. Totie had recently had her legs amputated, had two heart attacks and a face lift, and here's Joan acting like she's at the malt shop flirting with boys.

Joan then proceeds to tell a daytime TV audience that she loves to ogle other women's bare breasts on the beaches of France. I bet all those housewives nearly passed out from shock. It's obvious that she and husband were swingers, and she was probably bisexual.

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by Anonymousreply 15March 30, 2024 8:31 PM

Great headline, OP. Exactly the type of thing I hope to see on DL. Well done.

by Anonymousreply 1March 30, 2024 3:12 PM

Op, Joan has acted like that her entire life.. you obviously know nothing about her

by Anonymousreply 2March 30, 2024 3:15 PM

Yeah but this thread is all down hill from the headline. Not even a time stamp for the scandalous scene in a 30 min video. No thanks. Clearly not much going on in OP's life.

by Anonymousreply 3March 30, 2024 3:18 PM

Sour grapes, R3. Op has presented a good thread.

by Anonymousreply 4March 30, 2024 3:20 PM

Totie died a 17 months after this aired.

by Anonymousreply 5March 30, 2024 3:44 PM

Joan is such a horny old cow. There’s no telling where her lust will lead her next.

by Anonymousreply 6March 30, 2024 3:50 PM

Joan Collins is a bitch!

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by Anonymousreply 7March 30, 2024 3:53 PM

^^^^

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by Anonymousreply 8March 30, 2024 4:31 PM

Why isn’t the Imgur image appearing in link previews?

by Anonymousreply 9March 30, 2024 4:32 PM

Not sure what OP was watching - Joan Collins and Toni Murray both pranced out to greet the front row audience. What else did you want them to do ?

by Anonymousreply 10March 30, 2024 4:33 PM

Poor Totie. This was six months before the breast cancer diagnosis and mastectomy.

Joan not only showed off her gams but wiggled her titties and talked about them, with the precognitive viciousness of a true bitch.

And Totie's "while I'm waiting to heal my stumps I'll get a face lift" approach just couldn't compete, could it?

by Anonymousreply 11March 30, 2024 4:41 PM

[quote] It's obvious that she and husband were swingers, and she was probably bisexual.

"Was"? She's still with us, and probably still a bisexual.

by Anonymousreply 12March 30, 2024 7:11 PM

Was Totie's husband a gay? I can't imagine a handsome young man being interested in her unless it was a Martha Raye type of situation.

by Anonymousreply 13March 30, 2024 7:36 PM

Divine stole his entire look and schtick from Totie.

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by Anonymousreply 14March 30, 2024 7:41 PM

What has three eyes, two legs, is black, white, and Jewish?

Sammy Davis Jr. fucking Totie Fields

by Anonymousreply 15March 30, 2024 8:31 PM
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