Farewell from Puny Cocklet Troll

Best wishes, PC.

Never meant to offend or contribute to your difficulties.

Can you leave us with just one more Degrading Dance, PCT?

Sorry to see you go; please give my best to your uncles.

Sad to see you hanging up your Mary Janes, but happy for the time we had you here. Godspeed on your mental health journey ❤️

I will miss you, brother. Your posts were some of the most entertaining in memory. The term "puny cocklet" will live on, forever!

Is it a rescue cocklet?

What's going to happen to Colton and Packer?

Don't go Cuny Pocklet. What will we ever do without you?

We all have our issues. Stick around.

I’ve never been aware of this person before and now he’s (I assume) leaving. What did I miss?

If this really is PCT, I’m sad.

I hate when one of us goes.

What if this is actually PCT’s blatino husbear breaking it to us gently that our hero has left this mortal coil? The writing style is quite different.

Praying that isn’t true I’m but steeling myself for the worst.

Waving my long, floppy shaft to you in goodbyes.

When I leave DL, I will not be saying goodbye.

I don't think this is the true PC Troll, alas.

This post has actual paragraphs, and the punctuation is accurate.

LIES.

This troll's proper name is the Shit Brickhouse Troll. His puny cocklet is incidental.

Can I have your Daisy Dukes and your turquoise tank, the clothes you had on when you were gang raped in the parking lot of Whole Foods?

Bitch you'll be back.

I am so sorry I called you a Freak on Christmas Morning 2019 and blocked you. I was in my Pollyanna Prisspot mode, as it was, after all, Christmas morning.

By the end of that day, I fell in love with you.

This is a synopsis of what I have recited for the congregation at midnight mass ever since-

"I'll represent her pro boner".

followed by this exquisite bit of prose:

So I explained what happened, and my lawyer said, "Shirley, don't be a Nancy, you can't report that." My husbear said, "Why not, Tayte, she got queerbashed. Next thing you know, they'll be lynching us again." My lawyer said, "Hun, it's not good publicity for the community. She was cruising str8 meat. How do you think that will go down? You can't just grab your clit in public because you need your boicunt seeded with str8 cum." I stormed out. This is outrageous, but my husbear insists my lawyer has a point. What does DL think? Should I get a new lawyer, or just drop it?

And this one is going on my gravestone-

C---- M------- 1980-2065

They queerbashed me, kicking me in the balls with their ripe and rank size 14 dawgs. They then pulled down my cutoffs to expose my tiny, erect cocklet. My 'manhood' was so puny compared to the lordly cocks unfurling in tight compression shorts. My boipussy was ripe for entry. My mantwat was oozing. I needed dick so bad, but I knew I wasn't gonna get it. They pissed on me - they could all piss through hardons - and jacked their massive, unwashed, cheesy cocks. The air was full of piss, smegma, sweat, and ripe feet. My cock almost erupted from all the masc pheromones. They then took my car keys and threw them far out into the distance, so I had to walk around, pantsless, with a hardon, asking passers by for help

[quote] leave DL to focus on my mental health

NO PUNY COCKLET TROLL THATS NOT A THERAPIST ITS THE RAPIST! Oh Lord he can't hear us for all the jizz in his ears.

Hey SBT,

How 'bout you put on your gingham dress with the sluty panties one more time?

R19 I can’t believe that story because surely at least one of his testosterone-laden punishers would’ve been slightly aroused at the sight of his puny cocklet, given it’s inherently clitoral nature.

^ I've heard he has a nice labia too

Have you ever met a man with a puny cocklet? Was he a nice man? I have never seen another puny cocklet, just my own. I think I would like to meet a man with a puny cocklet. Did you ever kiss a puny cocklet and how did it smell?

Never heard of you, bye

There will always be a place for you on the Disney Cruise.

That place is underneath me.

You’re mixing him up with Bill Whatshisface, R26.

Just so you know, this was a parody copycat thread. "Farewell from Madonnastan"

I always find it sad when a long-time DLer departs.

I hope it's not real.

The variety of crazy on DL is what makes it what it is.

Life hack: Don't read threads on topics you don't like. Don't demand that they stop being posted (at least until there are so many that they overwhelm actual posts). Life is much simpler when you apply this generally and not just like rethugs do at public libraries and schools.

Leaving DL is a tale as old as time. Muriel knows you are addicted and will be back in no time.

We laugh at your puny attempt to say goodbye.

I laugh from cold maw of SPACE!

Why do you call hom Shit brickhouse troll?

Well the troll wrote hilarious stories about shit brick houses abusing him, which always has the reveal of his puny cocklet in the pulpy narrative.

Again this thread is parody of the linked thread, and what r30 mentions. "I must leave DL" swan songs.