Ricky Martin reveals he is a size queen: "The size is important"

So basically Ricky Martin is an insatiable bottom. Got it.

I hear she's a piss queen, too.

Guzzles it by the pint.

He has a foot fetish.

Yeah he is so NOT the big spoon.

Oh. So that’s why he cheated with horse dicked porn model Max Barz.

Must have a big hole.

she's got good taste, i'll give her that

Ricky's used up, half-century old mancunt must look like ground hamburger.

And that face??

ACK!!!

R8 is a fat miserable cunt

Of course size matters. Duh.

But sometimes you shouldn't have everything you want because other people are implicated.

Jwan Yosef was a fantastic hunk when Ricky first hooked up with him. With a BIG cock. So it's not like Ricky was deprived of size meat. He just got bored with Jwan's.

He has a part in PALM ROYALE and looks pretty good for 52. You can tell he’s inclined to get thick around the middle but he clearly worked out like a demon to look trim ans flat-tummied,

[quote] You can tell he’s inclined to get thick around the middle but he clearly worked out like a demon to look trim ans flat-tummied

Worked out??

HA!

That lazy bitch doesn't work out.

She just goes to her plastic surgeon and gets that fat sucked out by a Pishtaco!

Mary, please.

Well, that was dumb.

I’ll say it. We hate him because we want to be him.

I don't hate him R15. I'm not a fan who follows him but any time I've seen him speak he seems nice. He's also very good looking, very rich and very everything else...

👏 THIS 👏 IS 👏 WHY 👏 I 👏 HATE👏 US 👏

Jwan Yosef is STILL hot as fuck.

Call me old fashioned but I don't think celebrities should go on talk shows and talk about how much they love huge cocks.

Gross.

The reference was to feet, that the size of the foot matters for a foot fetishist.

Bucket Fanny, as we say in the UK.

He needs size because his hole has been wrecked?! How do 50 year old lifelong bottoms keep it tight?

He's still hot. Keep on getting that big dick, Ricky!

Ricky walked away from this?

Ricky's ex is stunning.

But a man is a man, and they all get tired of their toy and want a new slam piece eventually.

And he can afford it!

I always want to remember Ricky like this - a beautiful man singing to lifeless cadavers.

I’d eat his cavernous ass.

Living la verga larga.

I get total control freak vibes from Ricky. He seems the type that would want his fun with other guys, but then freak if Jwan played without him.

No one walks away from THAT, r25.

Stumble or limp maybe but NOT walk.

Doesn't he have kids with more than one of his exes? Are they "allowed" to stay in their childrens' lives? Ricky seems messy and self-centered. A never satisfied bottom.

Is R25 Jwan?

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

R34, Yup.

I'm in love! ❤️ 🍆 👀

One over the hill queen being interviewed by another over the hill queen.

[quote] One over the hill SIZE queen being interviewed by another over the hill SIZE queen.

FTFY 😁

R34. R35. No proof that is Jwan.

Jwan is uncut. He is a Sryian Christian extraction. There are pics out there of him, very nice!

He probably only said that so Andy wouldn’t get any ideas and to ward off that lech.

Ugh. Can’t stand this grotesque old porn star whoring closet case.

He should meet Meghan Trainor's husband if he needs satisfaction.

[quote]During the episode, the “Mother” singer went into detail—perhaps too much detail—about her sex life with husband Daryl Sabara. Essentially, she wishes that she could shrink his penis because it is just too big.

"I sear to God, Andy, one tooled up guy fucked me so hard, I was cross-eyed for a week. You should me him! He might be able to...y'know...."