Inside David Gandy’s family home in southwest London

David Gandy spent years in a bachelor pad but his new family house in southwest London has model good looks. Two years in the making, with painstaking renovations that the supermodel oversaw himself in extensive detail, the house is now home to his wife, Steph, and two daughters Matilda, five, and Tabitha, two.

Boring, pedestrian. Nice but seen it a million times before. Clearly AD weren’t interested so he had to pitch this to The Times. Credit to Gandy for being the only male model anyone can actually name, though.

So much affect and pretense. He seems tedious.

I like his big dad pecs starting to droop into moobs.

Life with him, in this house must be like living in a catalogue. I wonder if his wife enjoys that. I suppose she does.

I like the timbre of his voice and the tempo at which he speaks.

Fun fact: Matt Bomer is two years older than David Gandy. Too many unprotected photoshoots in the Mediterranean sun?

Gandy is a typical Essex boy, he loves birds, booze, fags (not that kind) and tanning, no wonder he aged like shit and looks like a registered sex offender now.

Do the Brits all say "bee-spoke" instead of "buh-spoke"?

It sounds odd.

R7 Gandy is a smoker.

He's gorgeous, love his voice. The house has nice bones but it's boring.

He's fucking gorgeous and he marries a woman with a Jay Leno chin. Don't understand straight men.

His ex Mollie King was adorable and charming. And she just raised £1 million for charity. Gandy messed up letting her go.

On the contrary, most women can’t stand being married to an Aspie, even if he looks like David Gandy. He’s lucky to have found someone to put up with him.

Meh.