I'm Amy Klobuchar with my salad comb in a purse while also wishing I could throw a stapler at AOC.
Let's be Moderate Democrats
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 4, 2024 6:34 PM |
I'm the worst Democrat and I'm still light years better than any Republican
by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 21, 2024 9:39 PM |
Amy Klobuchar would much rather throw a stapler at, say, Mike Johnson than AOC
by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 21, 2024 9:42 PM |
I'm Chasten Buttigieg and I allow Peter exactly one Michelob Ultra per week. We don't want to get fat!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 21, 2024 10:30 PM |
Sad post
by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 21, 2024 11:01 PM |
I fucking hate the Squad.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 21, 2024 11:02 PM |
R5 I like AOC. I never give the others a second thought.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 21, 2024 11:03 PM |
“I love Israel and that’s ok!”
by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 21, 2024 11:23 PM |
Miss Jasmine bringing the heat... You go, gurl!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 22, 2024 7:15 AM |
Please, what is a salad comb?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 22, 2024 7:22 AM |
Amy Klobuchar tweeted last night that we should thank her for doing her job.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 24, 2024 5:13 AM |
Can we make “throw a stapler at” a thing?
I love the rage implied in hurling office supplies.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 24, 2024 8:03 AM |
I'm Joe Biden.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 24, 2024 8:37 AM |
I'm extinct.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 24, 2024 9:23 AM |
We love Miss Lindsey . The Republicans adore Miss Lindsey. The media is enthralled with Miss Lindsey.
Voters boo the lady.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 24, 2024 9:49 AM |
Throw that stapler at Jim Jordan. First person to staple his mouth shut wins.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 24, 2024 9:49 AM |
I'm the pragmatism and the calm reasoned sanity so missing on the tankie side of the party.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 24, 2024 11:50 AM |
I used to be called a Republican in the '60s and '70s.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 24, 2024 10:21 PM |
I don’t really understand all this terminology but I don’t want to be a bigot so I’ll say yes to everything.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 24, 2024 11:10 PM |
I'm butch straight woman Elissa Slotkin. I worked for the CIA and people like Rashida Tlaib hate me.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 25, 2024 12:25 AM |
I love AOC. I follow her on Twitter and Instagram and she is just lovely. Smart as hell and she has integrity. She represents her district well, and she has taken some mentoring from Pelosi to her heart. She much more deliberate than she used to be.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 25, 2024 12:40 AM |
I’m Robert Byrd and I think the blacks are tremendous!
by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 25, 2024 12:45 AM |
I'm so smug about being the lesser evil!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 25, 2024 1:23 AM |
I’m Bart Stupak. I sided with Republicans on almost everything but still had a fellow congressman scream out on the House floor that I was a baby killer for voting in favor of the Affordable Care Act.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 25, 2024 1:29 AM |
I could die happy if someone would hit Gym Jordan and James GOMER so hard both their heads would hum like a 10 penny finishing nail hit with a greasy ball peen hammer, and film it.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 25, 2024 1:34 AM |
I'm the passing of meaningful legislation!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 25, 2024 1:44 AM |
I’m why the filibuster still exists!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 25, 2024 1:45 AM |
I’m Kyrsten Sinema’s purple wig!
by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 25, 2024 1:46 AM |
R20 In other words her transition from progressive to lib is complete.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 25, 2024 9:39 PM |
I’m Hillary Clinton. Some people called me killary, but i would not have put two rightwing justices on the SCOTUS, so there’s that.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 25, 2024 9:42 PM |
Slightly off topic but the Republican House members are one seat away from losing their majority. So what should the Dems do? Elect Hakeem? Or let Johnson finish out the term? He will be out on January 3rd 2025. Ten months from now.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 25, 2024 10:52 PM |
I read somewhere (Politico I think) that every time Kyrsten would submarine a piece of legislation favored by literally every other Senate Democrat, she’d proceed to preen around the cloakroom telling anyone who’d listen that they’d just been “Insynemated”
by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 26, 2024 12:22 AM |
I’m invisible.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 26, 2024 12:40 AM |
One of those red staplers!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 26, 2024 12:43 AM |
You’re in the wrong thread, moderate Republican at r32
by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 26, 2024 2:49 AM |
I'm the moderate Democrat college student who is fed up with the far left Zoomers and the far right MAGATS.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 4, 2024 4:31 AM |
I'm the bars of gold in the basement.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 4, 2024 4:39 AM |
I'm the trips to Florida during the COVID lockdown.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 4, 2024 4:41 AM |
I'm not too hot, not too cold. I'm just right.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 4, 2024 4:42 AM |
I’m a moderate Dem and no one accuses me of being unrealistic, cartoonish or naive.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 4, 2024 5:00 AM |
I believe in gays and Israel 🇮🇱
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 4, 2024 5:33 AM |
[quote] Throw that stapler at Jim Jordan.
Excuse me, but it's GYM Jordan.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 4, 2024 5:46 AM |
"I'm the silent majority in this country who are progressive on social issues but want responsible government financial intelligence and personal accountability. I get aong with my 'never Trumpe' Repub friends who need to see their way to vote with me for democracy and against Trump dictatorship and for Dems up and down the ballot to win the Congress. And all that might make up for the young people saying they won't vote. I'm asking for a lot."
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 4, 2024 5:56 AM |
[quote] I'm the silent majority in this country who are progressive on social issues
Progressive = woke. Americans are not that. They’re not into virtue signaling or pretending that men are women or that Jews are evil.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 4, 2024 8:31 AM |
"The Squad" is so 2020. No one really talks about them as such anymore. AOC has been quite sedate the past year plus.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 4, 2024 8:55 AM |
I just want government to work. I want them to GTF out of my way, and stop trying to insert themselves into medical decisions, and into my bedroom? Fuck off. And honestly, when I go to the grocery store I expect to pay for my groceries, not get them for free, so why shouldn't we pay for the teachers, and the firefighters and the cops and make access to a good quality public education the norm? I don't like Republicans because they want free stuff for Rich people, but they screw us over. They c laim they want less government but they aren't talking about us. THey want a lot of rules for us.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 4, 2024 3:32 PM |
They want the forced conversion to White Evangelical Supremacy.
We need to look at taxing churches.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 4, 2024 4:53 PM |
I’m the CT Senator that will kill the Public Option, something that could have helped every Americans, because my ass is bought and paid for by the the insurance lobby.
When I die, people don’t hold back to remind everyone how much of an asshole I was while alive.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 4, 2024 5:11 PM |
I am the web site Demcratic Underground, a nasty Karenish place that kinda likes the gays to a limit, and consistantly misses all predictions of republic party members being punished for misdeeds, and calls out anyone that disagrees a "concern troll".
by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 4, 2024 5:16 PM |
I'm Seth Riches laptop.
CACKLE CACKLE CACKLE
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 4, 2024 5:31 PM |
I will not be one of Lady Lindzebelle’s gentleman callers. That’s for old,, horny Republicans.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 4, 2024 6:18 PM |
R48, don't you mean DL?
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 4, 2024 6:34 PM |