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Did Jake Gyllenhaal men’s room dick-pic” survive the delete?

What does he care,it’s just a dick.

by Anonymousreply 61April 3, 2024 3:43 AM

What happened??

by Anonymousreply 1March 21, 2024 5:25 AM

I like dick pics.

by Anonymousreply 2March 21, 2024 5:29 AM

I think it survived because there was a strange smell in the room.

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by Anonymousreply 3March 21, 2024 5:59 AM

Where's the dick?

by Anonymousreply 4March 21, 2024 6:10 AM

I was molested.

by Anonymousreply 5March 21, 2024 6:59 AM

Where's the BEEF?

by Anonymousreply 6March 21, 2024 10:41 AM

It did not.

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by Anonymousreply 7March 21, 2024 10:54 AM

He’s annoying and stinks. One of those celebrities who acts all ethereal as long as everyone is worshipping him, a real asshole otherwise.

by Anonymousreply 8March 21, 2024 11:45 AM

He looks like shit.

by Anonymousreply 9March 21, 2024 11:51 AM

My favorite JG clip. Skip to the :40 mark.

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by Anonymousreply 10March 21, 2024 4:29 PM

I pig out over Jake Gyllenhal too but taking pictures of someone naked without them knowing is a disgusting thing thing to do.

by Anonymousreply 11March 21, 2024 4:59 PM

R11 Yes he could be ashamed of his size!

by Anonymousreply 12March 21, 2024 5:58 PM

When he made Jarhead there was a steaming shower long shot of what may have been a Jakey penis.

by Anonymousreply 13March 21, 2024 6:02 PM

Pic or it didn't happen.

by Anonymousreply 14March 21, 2024 6:02 PM

It was a big clit . Trust me.

by Anonymousreply 15March 21, 2024 6:02 PM

Even when he swims in the sea, he leaves his underwear on. Is he ashamed of his small little clit-like penis?

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by Anonymousreply 16March 21, 2024 9:42 PM

Shy about his schwantz but always ready to present hole.

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by Anonymousreply 17March 22, 2024 3:50 AM

He's so fucking repulsive, what a downfall...

by Anonymousreply 18March 22, 2024 3:52 AM

he's hot but seems deranged

by Anonymousreply 19March 22, 2024 3:54 AM

R18 I think it was the cocaine that changed his face. Sad.

by Anonymousreply 20March 22, 2024 3:55 AM

It was being 43yo that changed his face.

by Anonymousreply 21March 22, 2024 2:40 PM

He looks pretty good in "Roadhouse". I can't wait to see that movie. Even that boxer Conner McGregor looks like he might be good. I like Jake, but I cannot stand Maggie. I really dont know why, I guess she just annoys me.

by Anonymousreply 22March 22, 2024 3:50 PM

Met Maggie at a signing . Was surprised at how beautiful she was in person.. Stunning eyes. Sweetheart.

by Anonymousreply 23March 22, 2024 4:49 PM

R19 Really. Really. REALLY!

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by Anonymousreply 24March 22, 2024 4:51 PM

Deranged? He's been in therapy every day since he was 10yo. Go figure.

by Anonymousreply 25March 22, 2024 4:53 PM

There is something cartoonish about his facial expressions.

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by Anonymousreply 26March 22, 2024 5:00 PM

Ang Lee said filming BBM Heath Ledger didn't have a bad angle but filming Jake was "tricky" but Ang gave him an iconic close up in which Gyllenhaal never looked better.

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by Anonymousreply 27March 22, 2024 5:05 PM

I think they will both have a lot of fun during promo

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by Anonymousreply 28March 22, 2024 5:31 PM

R25 R19 Tragic. If only Maggy would have stopped the mohel back in the day.

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by Anonymousreply 29March 22, 2024 5:33 PM

R26 it is called gay face

by Anonymousreply 30March 22, 2024 5:35 PM

He was good in Donnie Darko

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by Anonymousreply 31March 22, 2024 6:22 PM

His best on and off screen partner. They should make a reunion flick. The Day After Toothy Tile

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by Anonymousreply 32March 23, 2024 1:58 AM

R32. Who would top?

by Anonymousreply 33March 23, 2024 2:05 AM

R32 Jake has reptilian dna hands

by Anonymousreply 34March 23, 2024 2:24 AM

I want to see that dick pick. He cruised me a few times in NYC at theater events. I'm older and was confused by his attention but he clearly was interested.

by Anonymousreply 35March 23, 2024 2:50 AM

Mentioned this before. Two hetero jetset party people friends of mine were watering in Saint Tropez in summer of 2005 and report that Jake and Heath were at parties and restaurants as obvious lovers. Heath never had many bi rumors so perhaps it was just a one off that happened due to shooting that movie together.

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by Anonymousreply 36March 23, 2024 3:28 AM

R28 Don't be so gullible. They are trying to generate "buzz" on a film no one is clamoring to see.

by Anonymousreply 37March 23, 2024 4:09 AM

Conor may have liked the tattoo. Or just thought it was funny. Of course he could be a cocksucker. But there are no gays in Ireland, Kathleen!

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by Anonymousreply 38March 23, 2024 4:11 AM

R35 meet R28 Fail. It's going straight to HBO.

by Anonymousreply 39March 23, 2024 4:11 AM

Jakey ... Hollywood on line 1.

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by Anonymousreply 40March 23, 2024 5:48 AM

R35 I believe your confusion came from thinking it was ACTUALLY him.

by Anonymousreply 41March 23, 2024 10:01 AM

R29 that sounds like 'woke' far-left propaganda.

They tend to be anti-circ and EVERYTHING is traumatic for them, even going back to babyhood.

Also, they're the ones pushing pseudoscience like transgender/nonbinary to promote their agenda(s).

by Anonymousreply 42March 24, 2024 10:53 AM

As the article is 13 years old, I'd say the answer is yes...

by Anonymousreply 43March 24, 2024 12:08 PM

[quote]it is called gay face

So many straight and bi guys with “gay” faces. So confusing.

And if his family is Swedish it is /highly unlikely/ that he’s cut.

by Anonymousreply 44March 24, 2024 2:56 PM

R44 You might be onto something...

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by Anonymousreply 45March 24, 2024 6:18 PM

Tricky r27? Jake was the hottest one in that movie, besides that family friend he propositions during that double date with his wife and that couple. Jake was sexy as hell. Heath was handsome, but Jake was fucking hot as hell in that movie. The camera loved Jake so I don't know how it could be tricky to shoot a sexy man in a western.

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by Anonymousreply 46April 2, 2024 1:54 AM

His father is American, not Swedish. Most white American men are cut. Thank god. I hate cheesy cocks. Always a problem when I'm fucking with European men.

by Anonymousreply 47April 2, 2024 1:58 AM

You're a treasure, R47!

by Anonymousreply 48April 2, 2024 1:58 AM

r47 all the Europeans I've been with have had clean dicks. But many Europeans find it perfectly acceptable to go a day or two between showers which is rank. American men shower more often.

by Anonymousreply 49April 2, 2024 2:36 AM

R44 don’t be absurd. He has Swedish heritage, he’s not from Sweden. If your hypothesis were correct then there would be tens of millions of uncut white Americans…which is not the case. Jesus H Christ…

by Anonymousreply 50April 2, 2024 2:40 AM

I guess his European genes were the dominant ones.

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by Anonymousreply 51April 2, 2024 2:42 AM

He's looking more Jewy as he gets older

by Anonymousreply 52April 2, 2024 2:55 AM

R27 Because the director who shot him is not an aging frau stan?

by Anonymousreply 53April 2, 2024 1:32 PM

I've begun to believe that the lack of bathing by many of these celebs is about asserting themselves and power.

They want to force people to deal with it to make it clear who needs to be accommodated and who is in a less powerful role.

You can damn well bet that if they're meeting with Bob Iger or Spielberg, they bathing.

by Anonymousreply 54April 2, 2024 1:47 PM


by Anonymousreply 55April 2, 2024 2:57 PM

I liked Jake's looks during his biking bromance period. And I would have enjoyed that lycra and foam crotch padding stench.

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by Anonymousreply 56April 2, 2024 3:04 PM

I wonder if Jake and McBongo ever banged.

by Anonymousreply 57April 2, 2024 5:14 PM

Of course they did r57. Just like McGongo hooked up with Brad when he and Jolie had a house near his in New Orleans.

by Anonymousreply 58April 2, 2024 6:00 PM

It's so true many actors are Bi. (but I never liked Brads dick)

by Anonymousreply 59April 2, 2024 6:27 PM

How many times have you had Brad's dick?

by Anonymousreply 60April 2, 2024 7:11 PM

Tom Holland when he wanted to enter Jake.

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by Anonymousreply 61April 3, 2024 3:43 AM
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