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How is redneck dick different than regular dick?

I’m curious to try it

by Anonymousreply 79April 3, 2024 1:17 AM

Tastes like incest

by Anonymousreply 1March 21, 2024 1:46 AM

[quote]How is redneck dick different than regular dick?

Regular dick cheese vs Cheez Whiz

by Anonymousreply 2March 21, 2024 1:47 AM

Cum tastes like a smoker’s even if they don’t smoke.

by Anonymousreply 3March 21, 2024 1:47 AM

They're dirty and hot, too. They like to talk too much, though. Like he'll say " do you like it baby". I've been married to one for 40 yrs now and he still says that shit.

by Anonymousreply 4March 21, 2024 1:48 AM

I've lived in bath Louisiana and New York, and redneck dick it bigger and better.

by Anonymousreply 5March 21, 2024 1:49 AM

Never heard of Bath, Louisiana

by Anonymousreply 6March 21, 2024 1:50 AM

It’ll smell like the nicotine encrusted interior of a 1995 Chevrolet S-10 pickup no matter how many times he showers.

by Anonymousreply 7March 21, 2024 1:51 AM

Redneck dick is hot, seriously.

by Anonymousreply 8March 21, 2024 1:53 AM

Rednecks’ are bathed only once a week on Saturday nights, OP. 😉

by Anonymousreply 9March 21, 2024 2:05 AM

C’mon DL archivists, where are the pics?

by Anonymousreply 10March 21, 2024 2:09 AM

They smell of the working man. And that smell is an aphrodisiac. I've always been careful and chosen the ones who look clean. They do love their colognes in the evenings. They have filthy mouths too, and that's a major turn on. I love dirty talk during sex.

by Anonymousreply 11March 21, 2024 2:18 AM

Who knew so many of our prim and proper DLers were such connoisseurs of redneck dick?

by Anonymousreply 12March 21, 2024 2:27 AM

There are those who are, and those who lie about it R12.

by Anonymousreply 13March 21, 2024 2:30 AM

It’s red.

by Anonymousreply 14March 21, 2024 2:36 AM


by Anonymousreply 15March 21, 2024 2:39 AM

I think I read on Nifty that they have calloused cocks.

by Anonymousreply 16March 21, 2024 2:42 AM

The same scarred up, war-torn looking dicks you find everywhere else in America.

by Anonymousreply 17March 21, 2024 2:43 AM

“This used to be a very tasteful neighborhood but I’m afraid it’s gotten so run down I’m afraid to go out at night”. (LT)

by Anonymousreply 18March 21, 2024 2:54 AM

I don't know, but I don't want to get near any dick when the head dick's dick looks like this 🍄 😬

by Anonymousreply 19March 21, 2024 3:25 AM

Half my family lives in Tennessee. I’ve had plenty. And the reason I’ve had plenty is because they are hot as fuck. Most of them on the DL, bi, or closeted. Still doesn’t mean their cum doesn’t taste like a smoker’s jizz.

by Anonymousreply 20March 21, 2024 4:45 AM

I am reminded of the magnificent looking 6'+ tall hairy chested beast in the most beautifully form fitting 501s, tight Izod shirt that displayed his pecs and biceps so well, and a cowboy hat, I enjoyed an evening with in Dallas, Tx. decades ago. I still get shivers down my spine when I think of that night. That deep Texas drawl, the passion, the lust. I showed him things a man could do to another man he had never dreamed were possible. Well it was magic. Pure, unadulterated, magic.

by Anonymousreply 21March 21, 2024 10:06 AM

Rednecks do not wear tight izod shirts.

by Anonymousreply 22March 21, 2024 10:18 AM

Summer Of My Redneck Dicking

by Anonymousreply 23March 21, 2024 10:26 AM


by Anonymousreply 24March 21, 2024 10:32 AM

Rednecks do not wear any type of polo shirt, not even Le Tigre.

by Anonymousreply 25March 21, 2024 11:14 AM

Some of you clearly don't know what makes a redneck. It has nothing to do with their clothes. It has all to do with their upbringing, lifestyle, and attitude. Some rednecks do take pride in their appearance and hygiene. They're not all dirty dumb hicks who dropped out of school in the 10th grade and make a living doing drywalling.

by Anonymousreply 26March 21, 2024 11:33 AM

I prefer hairy Italians

by Anonymousreply 27March 21, 2024 11:38 AM

R26 thanks Jeff Foxworthy

by Anonymousreply 28March 21, 2024 11:39 AM

It has a MAGA tattoo.

by Anonymousreply 29March 21, 2024 11:39 AM

[quote] Half my family lives in Tennessee. I’ve had plenty. And the reason I’ve had plenty is because they are hot as fuck.

How many members of your family do you fuck, R20?

by Anonymousreply 30March 21, 2024 11:50 AM

The term redneck originated with men who work construction. outside in the sun in jeans and a tee shirt in the summer. which leaves the neck prone to getting sunburned. Over the years the term has broadened to cover blue collar workers of any sort, whether they have a sunburned neck or not. And rednecks are no longer just in the south. You'll find them everywhere.

by Anonymousreply 31March 21, 2024 1:35 PM

It originally referred to farmers, not construction workers.

[quote] A citation from 1893 provides a definition as "poorer inhabitants of the rural districts ... men who work in the field, as a matter of course, generally have their skin stained red and burnt by the sun, and especially is this true of the back of their necks"

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by Anonymousreply 32March 21, 2024 1:40 PM

More exciting than liberal soyboys.

by Anonymousreply 33March 21, 2024 1:59 PM

99% of rednecks are MAGA, so no thanks.

(Not that anyone is offering.)

by Anonymousreply 34March 21, 2024 2:02 PM

They small like Lava soap and strong laundry detergent. They'll clean up for a hook up because they despite their country stylings, they were raised right. Rednecks and white trash are not necessarily the same thing. Stay away from white trash. A redneck loves his momma. White trash might fuck his momma.

by Anonymousreply 35March 21, 2024 2:09 PM

Ugh, redneck dick is nasty

by Anonymousreply 36March 21, 2024 2:10 PM

R32 but she was so proud of her history lesson

by Anonymousreply 37March 21, 2024 2:16 PM

OP- Please refrain from using the word dick.

It's such an unsexy word. In future use the word


or even the word

PENIS which sounds a lot sexier than dick 🍆

by Anonymousreply 38March 21, 2024 2:26 PM


by Anonymousreply 39March 21, 2024 2:36 PM

What a dick!

by Anonymousreply 40March 21, 2024 3:09 PM

Editor! Editor! My pussy stinks!

by Anonymousreply 41March 21, 2024 5:22 PM

Sounds slightly below average and pink in hue.

by Anonymousreply 42March 21, 2024 5:37 PM

You've never known hotter sex than when you're with a hot man from the country who is forced to lead a straight lifestyle, but has a deep yearning for some man action.

by Anonymousreply 43March 21, 2024 6:06 PM

Amen to that, bro!

by Anonymousreply 44March 21, 2024 11:44 PM

R43. They are always so grateful for the attention…and the above-par blowies.

by Anonymousreply 45March 21, 2024 11:46 PM

The thing you notice when you venture from the poor side of town to the wealthier suburbs is the sizemeat gets bigger with money. Also, suburban guys have bigger frames: taller, bigger bones.

by Anonymousreply 46March 22, 2024 12:09 AM

Consistent nutrition has its benefits.

by Anonymousreply 47March 22, 2024 12:20 AM

I’ve only ever been with one redneck. He was great in bed and got. He was an animal lover too with some pit bull mix dogs he loved. He’d always talk shit about how much he hated irresponsible pet owners

by Anonymousreply 48March 22, 2024 12:41 AM

Surprisingly, most rednecks I've seen nuse were cut.

by Anonymousreply 49March 22, 2024 12:52 AM

"nuse" = nude

by Anonymousreply 50March 22, 2024 12:52 AM

Why would they be different from most any other white make born in the US? An uncut redneck dick would be the exception.

by Anonymousreply 51March 22, 2024 1:07 AM

R51. Not nessecery…I got kin in Tenny which is too lazy to git out the barn to get to the doc for the cutting’.

by Anonymousreply 52March 22, 2024 1:13 AM

It all depends on the type of mobile home they live in. If it's a single wide..meh. If it's a double wide should be fun. If it's a triple wide you've done hit the jack pot!!!!

by Anonymousreply 53March 22, 2024 1:19 AM

Manufactured homes, please r53

by Anonymousreply 54March 22, 2024 1:27 AM

Stop associating rednecks with poverty. Some of the hottest rednecks I've ever known had great jobs and made great money. I knew one who was as country as country could be, looked like a blond god, had an engineering degree and worked for Colonial Pipeline designing pipeline systems that traversed continents.

by Anonymousreply 55March 22, 2024 1:37 AM

Ah yes, that famously hot exception that proves your rule.

by Anonymousreply 56March 22, 2024 1:39 AM

[quote] The thing you notice when you venture from the poor side of town to the wealthier suburbs is the sizemeat gets bigger with money. Also, suburban guys have bigger frames: taller, bigger bones.

I haven't found that at all. I find those strapping corn fed country boys to have far better physiques than the city guys. Physiques they got from hard work, not in some prissy gym. And those country boys usually have the most beautiful peckers you'll ever encounter.

by Anonymousreply 57March 22, 2024 1:41 AM

If you keep sucking on the knob of a redhead even after he’s come, and don’t let up, he’ll squeal and wriggle and convulse — but he will eventually come again a second time right in your mouth.

by Anonymousreply 58March 22, 2024 1:47 AM

Do you mean aside from the stank?

by Anonymousreply 59March 22, 2024 2:06 AM

This thread is useless without photos!

by Anonymousreply 60March 22, 2024 2:06 AM

I’m sure there’s an old Tumblr thread, or a hundred, covering this topic.

by Anonymousreply 61March 22, 2024 2:10 AM

[quote]looked like a blond god, had an engineering degree and worked for Colonial Pipeline designing pipeline systems that traversed continents.

They're called Rhodes Scholar Rednecks

by Anonymousreply 62March 22, 2024 2:31 AM

[quote]The thing you notice when you venture from the poor side of town to the wealthier suburbs is the sizemeat gets bigger with money. Also, suburban guys have bigger frames: taller, bigger bones.

Twilight zone.

by Anonymousreply 63March 22, 2024 2:34 AM

I found genuine American blue bloods from very old and rich families to have reliably LARGE junk. Those Biddles and Auchinclosses and Cabots and Peabodys.

by Anonymousreply 64March 22, 2024 2:42 AM

I don’t consider poverty a rule for being a redneck because some of the trades pay very well but to me a man is not a redneck unless he does some kind of manual labour for a living.

by Anonymousreply 65March 22, 2024 2:46 AM

Rednecks do labor, honey. Take your labour shit back across the border, or the ocean.

by Anonymousreply 66March 22, 2024 2:49 AM

"Redneck" stopped meaning literally a man working in the fields with a sunburned neck many decades ago. Farming is done by huge million dollar machines now. The farm workers sit in air conditioned cabs and just keep the machines going in a straight line. The term redneck now is more centered around a man's attitude, appearance, accent, and demeanor. Rednecks are everywhere now. You can find loads of rednecks all over southern California, even in Los Angeles.

by Anonymousreply 67March 22, 2024 2:27 PM

^^ you made that shit up out of whole cloth

by Anonymousreply 68March 22, 2024 3:13 PM

True, where I'm from I doubt whites work in any fields. The ultimate job here is either to work on an oil rig or be a welder.

by Anonymousreply 69March 22, 2024 3:17 PM

[quote] you made that shit up out of whole cloth

What type of cloth? Banlon, orlon, cashmere, chenille, silk, canvas, chiffon, cotton, crepe, damask, linen, muslin, damask, organza, satin, polyester? Come on we need to know madam.

by Anonymousreply 70March 22, 2024 4:33 PM

Fruit of the Loom!

by Anonymousreply 71March 22, 2024 4:41 PM

Nine times out of ten If you lift the balls up high enough, you’ll find the bag of meth underneath.

by Anonymousreply 72March 22, 2024 4:46 PM

Rednecks are now just regular blue collar trash, nit just men who got literal red necks from working in the sun.

by Anonymousreply 73March 22, 2024 4:51 PM

Not always trash.

by Anonymousreply 74March 22, 2024 5:01 PM

Cum tastes like Mountain Dew

by Anonymousreply 75March 22, 2024 5:10 PM

This guy's voice makes me moist.

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by Anonymousreply 76March 23, 2024 11:27 AM

He’s cute r76

by Anonymousreply 77March 23, 2024 2:10 PM

[quote]Cum tastes like Mountain Dew

I was going to say Dr. Pepper, but Mountain Dew works.

by Anonymousreply 78March 23, 2024 2:11 PM

DOA Whiskey Dick or Meth Dick

by Anonymousreply 79April 3, 2024 1:17 AM
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