How is redneck dick different than regular dick?

Tastes like incest

[quote]How is redneck dick different than regular dick?

Regular dick cheese vs Cheez Whiz

Cum tastes like a smoker’s even if they don’t smoke.

They're dirty and hot, too. They like to talk too much, though. Like he'll say " do you like it baby". I've been married to one for 40 yrs now and he still says that shit.

I've lived in bath Louisiana and New York, and redneck dick it bigger and better.

Never heard of Bath, Louisiana

It’ll smell like the nicotine encrusted interior of a 1995 Chevrolet S-10 pickup no matter how many times he showers.

Redneck dick is hot, seriously.

Rednecks’ are bathed only once a week on Saturday nights, OP. 😉

C’mon DL archivists, where are the pics?

They smell of the working man. And that smell is an aphrodisiac. I've always been careful and chosen the ones who look clean. They do love their colognes in the evenings. They have filthy mouths too, and that's a major turn on. I love dirty talk during sex.

Who knew so many of our prim and proper DLers were such connoisseurs of redneck dick?

There are those who are, and those who lie about it R12.

It’s red.

Bigger.

I think I read on Nifty that they have calloused cocks.

The same scarred up, war-torn looking dicks you find everywhere else in America.

“This used to be a very tasteful neighborhood but I’m afraid it’s gotten so run down I’m afraid to go out at night”. (LT)

I don't know, but I don't want to get near any dick when the head dick's dick looks like this 🍄 😬

Half my family lives in Tennessee. I’ve had plenty. And the reason I’ve had plenty is because they are hot as fuck. Most of them on the DL, bi, or closeted. Still doesn’t mean their cum doesn’t taste like a smoker’s jizz.

I am reminded of the magnificent looking 6'+ tall hairy chested beast in the most beautifully form fitting 501s, tight Izod shirt that displayed his pecs and biceps so well, and a cowboy hat, I enjoyed an evening with in Dallas, Tx. decades ago. I still get shivers down my spine when I think of that night. That deep Texas drawl, the passion, the lust. I showed him things a man could do to another man he had never dreamed were possible. Well it was magic. Pure, unadulterated, magic.

Rednecks do not wear tight izod shirts.

Summer Of My Redneck Dicking

Cheesier

Rednecks do not wear any type of polo shirt, not even Le Tigre.

Some of you clearly don't know what makes a redneck. It has nothing to do with their clothes. It has all to do with their upbringing, lifestyle, and attitude. Some rednecks do take pride in their appearance and hygiene. They're not all dirty dumb hicks who dropped out of school in the 10th grade and make a living doing drywalling.

I prefer hairy Italians

R26 thanks Jeff Foxworthy

It has a MAGA tattoo.

[quote] Half my family lives in Tennessee. I’ve had plenty. And the reason I’ve had plenty is because they are hot as fuck.

How many members of your family do you fuck, R20?

The term redneck originated with men who work construction. outside in the sun in jeans and a tee shirt in the summer. which leaves the neck prone to getting sunburned. Over the years the term has broadened to cover blue collar workers of any sort, whether they have a sunburned neck or not. And rednecks are no longer just in the south. You'll find them everywhere.

It originally referred to farmers, not construction workers.

[quote] A citation from 1893 provides a definition as "poorer inhabitants of the rural districts ... men who work in the field, as a matter of course, generally have their skin stained red and burnt by the sun, and especially is this true of the back of their necks"

More exciting than liberal soyboys.

99% of rednecks are MAGA, so no thanks.

(Not that anyone is offering.)

They small like Lava soap and strong laundry detergent. They'll clean up for a hook up because they despite their country stylings, they were raised right. Rednecks and white trash are not necessarily the same thing. Stay away from white trash. A redneck loves his momma. White trash might fuck his momma.

Ugh, redneck dick is nasty

R32 but she was so proud of her history lesson

OP- Please refrain from using the word dick.

It's such an unsexy word. In future use the word

COCK

or even the word

PENIS which sounds a lot sexier than dick 🍆

^dick

What a dick!

Editor! Editor! My pussy stinks!

Sounds slightly below average and pink in hue.

You've never known hotter sex than when you're with a hot man from the country who is forced to lead a straight lifestyle, but has a deep yearning for some man action.

Amen to that, bro!

R43. They are always so grateful for the attention…and the above-par blowies.

The thing you notice when you venture from the poor side of town to the wealthier suburbs is the sizemeat gets bigger with money. Also, suburban guys have bigger frames: taller, bigger bones.

Consistent nutrition has its benefits.

I’ve only ever been with one redneck. He was great in bed and got. He was an animal lover too with some pit bull mix dogs he loved. He’d always talk shit about how much he hated irresponsible pet owners

Surprisingly, most rednecks I've seen nuse were cut.

"nuse" = nude

Why would they be different from most any other white make born in the US? An uncut redneck dick would be the exception.

R51. Not nessecery…I got kin in Tenny which is too lazy to git out the barn to get to the doc for the cutting’.

It all depends on the type of mobile home they live in. If it's a single wide..meh. If it's a double wide should be fun. If it's a triple wide you've done hit the jack pot!!!!

Manufactured homes, please r53

Stop associating rednecks with poverty. Some of the hottest rednecks I've ever known had great jobs and made great money. I knew one who was as country as country could be, looked like a blond god, had an engineering degree and worked for Colonial Pipeline designing pipeline systems that traversed continents.

Ah yes, that famously hot exception that proves your rule.

[quote] The thing you notice when you venture from the poor side of town to the wealthier suburbs is the sizemeat gets bigger with money. Also, suburban guys have bigger frames: taller, bigger bones.

I haven't found that at all. I find those strapping corn fed country boys to have far better physiques than the city guys. Physiques they got from hard work, not in some prissy gym. And those country boys usually have the most beautiful peckers you'll ever encounter.

If you keep sucking on the knob of a redhead even after he’s come, and don’t let up, he’ll squeal and wriggle and convulse — but he will eventually come again a second time right in your mouth.

Do you mean aside from the stank?

This thread is useless without photos!

I’m sure there’s an old Tumblr thread, or a hundred, covering this topic.

[quote]looked like a blond god, had an engineering degree and worked for Colonial Pipeline designing pipeline systems that traversed continents.

They're called Rhodes Scholar Rednecks

[quote]The thing you notice when you venture from the poor side of town to the wealthier suburbs is the sizemeat gets bigger with money. Also, suburban guys have bigger frames: taller, bigger bones.

Twilight zone.

I found genuine American blue bloods from very old and rich families to have reliably LARGE junk. Those Biddles and Auchinclosses and Cabots and Peabodys.

I don’t consider poverty a rule for being a redneck because some of the trades pay very well but to me a man is not a redneck unless he does some kind of manual labour for a living.

Rednecks do labor, honey. Take your labour shit back across the border, or the ocean.

"Redneck" stopped meaning literally a man working in the fields with a sunburned neck many decades ago. Farming is done by huge million dollar machines now. The farm workers sit in air conditioned cabs and just keep the machines going in a straight line. The term redneck now is more centered around a man's attitude, appearance, accent, and demeanor. Rednecks are everywhere now. You can find loads of rednecks all over southern California, even in Los Angeles.

^^ you made that shit up out of whole cloth

True, where I'm from I doubt whites work in any fields. The ultimate job here is either to work on an oil rig or be a welder.

[quote] you made that shit up out of whole cloth

What type of cloth? Banlon, orlon, cashmere, chenille, silk, canvas, chiffon, cotton, crepe, damask, linen, muslin, damask, organza, satin, polyester? Come on we need to know madam.

Fruit of the Loom!

Nine times out of ten If you lift the balls up high enough, you’ll find the bag of meth underneath.

Rednecks are now just regular blue collar trash, nit just men who got literal red necks from working in the sun.

Not always trash.

Cum tastes like Mountain Dew

This guy's voice makes me moist.

He’s cute r76

[quote]Cum tastes like Mountain Dew

I was going to say Dr. Pepper, but Mountain Dew works.

DOA Whiskey Dick or Meth Dick