Barron Trump turns 18 today

I always gave this poor kid a pass but all of a sudden it seems he's grown out his hair and started styling it like ole papa gas bag and this I cannot abide.

OP, please provide reasons why you think the press’s coverage of the older Trumps as “merciless.”

I don’t agree, and think they have gotten off easy considering that they, with the exception of Tiffany, were right beside him all the way to the insurrection. Only then did Ivanka and Jared pull back but that’s because Jared is rich and could afford to.

R1 I never noticed the hair thing before - wow! He is becoming his father.

Don Jr. and his "girlfriend" Kimberly Gargoyle, Lara and Eric, all reprehensible. They all seem like characters out of a Batman movie. Will Barron go the way of Ivanka and billionaire snitch, Jared and Tiffany? Or will he go with the circus? My guess is he will go with Ivanka and Jared and Tiffany. Melania and Ivanka never got along, but Melania has an ironclad philosophy that sustains her at all times: "Follow the Money."

Odd comment that Melania would follow BArron to where ever he decides to go to school. Would not surprise me at all if BArron "decides" to go to school in Europe somewhere. Eastern Europe.

I'm thinking Barron will head to Europe as well - he's not going to stick around here. He and Mom will head east, and leave this circus behind. Give them a call when the Orange One drops dead, so they can rush back and collect what's theirs.

Now that she doesn't have his minor child to take care of, Melanie will be replaced by a younger model

R7 it is my belief that Mel has already left the reservation and only shows up for mandatory appearances to keep hidden the fact that they're not together. I would safely bet she already has her money, and collects fees from him to keep her mouth shut. All these lawsuits and the fact that he can't make bond are not the kind of things a retired working girl like Mel finds attractive in a man. The other thing she probably does is buy things with her credit cards and then sells them secretly on consignment like Jackie Kennedy used to do to drive Ari crazy.

Has Trump publicly wished his son a Happy Birthday - on Truth Social, or on FOX ?

I wonder how many of his VP hopefuls have sent Barron a gift to impress Trump ?

[quote] Give them a call when the Orange One drops dead, so they can rush back and collect what's theirs.

No one’s going to rush anywhere to collect a few dead-ferret wigs and several cases of orange makeup.

Anyone see a resemblance to Matthew McConaughey in that picture?

There must be a significant amount of $$ involved in Melatonin sticking around until Barron turns 18. Trump seems like the kind who would cut her off if she left with the kid.

Now that their son turns 18 today, do you think Melania will file for divorce tomorrow ?

Barron is tall like his dad. Jeffrey Epstein.

What kind of 'college' would he attend? Isn't he autistic? I once saw him and Melania and her parents getting out of a car in Potomac, MD.

Mel is smarter than she's given credit for. She got a settlement for herself and the kid completely separated from her crook husband's estate and it's squirreled away. She'll fuck over the kids too.

[quote]Mel is smarter than she's given credit for. She got a settlement for herself and the kid completely separated from her crook husband's estate and it's squirreled away. She'll fuck over the kids too

Yeah, I'm going to give Mel more credit than Ivanna or Marla.

Right after cheeto left office, we joked about her re-negotiating her agreement for more money. I'm betting that joke wasn't as far off as many might think.

When this is all done, she's going to have a nice nest egg. I wonder how much Uday and Qusay really have if dad is wiped out. I'm betting a lot less than Javanka.

[Quote]Right after cheeto left office, we joked about her re-negotiating her agreement for more money. I'm betting that joke wasn't as far off as many might think.

I'm sure she renegotiated after he was elected too. That's why it took so long for her to move from NYC to DC.

He won't get the scrutiny that Uday and Qusay get, because he hasn't done anything yet except eat crayons. Besides, daddy is pissed at him because he won't go on the campaign trail.

[quote]Will the media be as merciless to him as they have been to his half-siblings ?

This is wholly incorrect. We're not talking about children here, with the notable exception of Barron who was, in fact, of limits to and by the press themselves. And it is a tragedy that they ignored the obvious fact that Barron is autistic, allowing Trump to hide his shame but which would have been a great thing for autistic kids throughout America to have a (((shudder and using this term for anyone named Trump))) role model.

Junior High, the dumb greasy one, and the Javanka duo were up to their eyeballs in the campaigns and were paid government salaries while they grifted their way through our government. On top of that, the lot of them made tons of money due to their proximity to the WH, not the least of which was Ivanka's receipt of a dozen Chinese patents (notoriously an expensive — for foreign nationals — long and slow process that was mysteriously completed in a matter of months) and Jared's receipt of US$2 billion from the Saudis.

No, OP, they weren't treated "mercilessly". Not one bit,

If anything, the kids got away with murder. If Sasha and Malia had done anything remotely similar, the world would have exploded.

Surprised Trump isn't already bailed out by Javonka?-without Trump they wouldn't have the 2 billion+ and Dump usually demands his cut.

Dump looks like shit in photo-great shot!

R22, I suspect that Jared promised Ivanka he would not let her father be harmed... but that is a figuratively speaking. Jared would pony up SOME money maybe to help with lawyers. He might even pay for his father-in-law to have a place to live. But there's no way he will stand for half billion dollars in fines and punishments. His support is conditional and it's very limited. Jared has gotten all the use out of Trump he ever needed or wanted. Trump is used toilet paper to him.

Melania is NOT moving to eastern Europe. She loves Florida. Remember how happy she was, leaving the White House to go back ... to Florida? She's a gold digger and escaped eastern Europe by marrying Trump. Why the fuck would she go back to eastern Europe. Living as a rich lady in the US was the whole point. Geez, some of you guys are naïve.

Rosie O'Donnell was right about Barron. He's autistic and he is NOT going to college. He will not be hanging around with Jared and Ivanka and/or Tiffany. Have some of you guys been paying attention the past few years?

Why would Jared lend a bunch of money to a person he know won't pay him back?

Chump torched his bridge with Jared when he decided that antisemitic white nationalists were a great demographic to exemplify 'good' Americans.

R26, I don't think he would. But I do think he would help with legal bills, and if Donnie gets stripped of his assets Jared would get him a house to live in. Jared knows better than anyone that Trump is a grifter. So he'd probably opt to do things that would insulate him from the grift. I have to wonder though if Jared gave Donnie financial advice to protect some of his assets. It seems to me Trump has always been just a couple steps ahead of law enforcement, and that he has already taken measures to protect some of his assets and his cash. He's a crook. Crooks gonna crook.

People with autism can and do go to college, I just don't think Barron is one of them.

I think there were some photos of Barron wearing a track suit plus a gold chain (necklace) that got scrubbed from the internet.

Aside from all the other reasons to dislike Trump I'm surprised the "party of family values" would support a man who has absolutely no fatherly connection with his kids. The only interaction seems to be during business dealings which he benefits from.

And the way he ignored his grandson at a recent rally was reprehensible.

Turd gets so wrapped up in the moment, he even forgot Melania. I'm talking about the time he and Melania went to the White House to meet the Obamas.

Barron will probably do online college but have someone else do all the work for him.

I think he’s going to be a stay at home and play video games guy well into his 20’s.

He'll be just like Lisa Barlow's son who thought he didn't need to go to college because he was already a successful businessman at 17.

He is probably a gamer.

Give our next POTUS some respect!

Has he reached 7 feet yet?

Dear Son:

Happy 18th birthday. At the moment, I am one broke ass bitch, so I don't have any money to buy you a birthday present. Damn those communists, socialists and libtards.

Ask your mother how she used to earn her money before she married me for a meal ticket. Perhaps you can follow in her footsteps.

Love,

Dad

Hope for Barron's sake he got the Slovenian cock genes and not the Trump small ugly mushroom dick genes.

Barron is no longer a minor, Melania has renegotiated her pre-nup for an adult Barron world. I wonder if she negotiated living at Lair-a-Lardo if Trump becomes President.

No more Vairst Leddy sheet for me. I love living by the sea.

Well, Mel has officially lost her main excuse for not being available to be First Lady. Or campaigning. So she made an appearance with Trump on Florida Primary Day Tuesday, and actually said, "Stay tuned" to someone who asked about her role in the campaign.

I swear I will never see mushrooms the same way again. I was even watching Hometown yesterday and they'd had custom cabinet hardware made out of forest mushrooms dipped in copper. Me and the person I was watching with both looked at each other and said "ewww, looks like Trump's dick" at the same time.

Mel that dress is absolutely!

He's super-tall and neurodiverse so Dump doesn't recognize him as one of his kids.

I hate all Trumps. Baby Hitler. Die in a grease fire.

Barron Trump to head Trump Orgasm

R44- Good one "Baby Trump"- should have been drowned at birth,we will end up paying the price. Future Kim-Jung- Fuckface.

[quote]Barron Trump turns 18 today

Weeping as I type.

Berrin weel heff to merry model because he tall, so he weel need much money for buying bride.

Micro penis is even worse for very tall men. The proportion makes the little dingy seem that much smaller.

I read all the comments about how, oh, well, Melania may be greed-driven, plastic-filled, and soulless, but she loves her son and I just think, if she were going to actually love a child would she have subjected it to being fathered by Donald Trump?

She got what she wanted when she made her own commercial arrangement with Trump, but does anyone actually believe she had first looked at him and was happy to see the qualities you want in a good and responsible father?

Has she done anything for the kid beyond using him as a prop that gave her the appearance of doting motherhood, which allowed her to escape her own responsibilities as the wife of the one-time president?

She’s as Trump as Trump is himself, she just knows how to keep her mouth shut.

My mother eats diamonds by the soup bowl full.

He’s got his skin cleared up.

Melanie doesn't look at men for their fatherly attributes, she follows the money, for herself first, then I hope her child, but may not, she's a whore.

Yikes, he’s transforming visually into Christian Bale’s “American Psycho.”

Barron is a product of Trump and Melania, two of the most despicable people on the planet. We shall see, but chances are he will likely be a piece of shit like the rest of the family.

I don't trust Barron as far as I can throw him, he has the genes of two sociopaths.

Now that's not being nice to sociopaths, R56.

Young Bradley Cooper as young Barry Manilow.

Is there anyone besides me who hopes Barron comes out of the closet on national tv?

Look, from the moment he was born he has been surrounded by all of them. Raised in that nest of vipers. He is just another toxic, alien spawn. He is different from Tiffany, who is fr from perfect, but at least she was not raised in an environment that supported Eric, Donnie, Jr. and Ivanka. She and Marla are kind of hostages to Trump because he had to pay the bills. And to the degree they can siphon money off him they will two the line. I still believe Ivana was murdered, because she was crazy and could not be relied upon to keep her mouth shut, and because, most of all, she was too expensive to maintain. Shoving her down the stairs was Trump's way of cutting back on his budget.

He sure is tall.

Barron have big Barverian schlong on my side and not Trump mushroom pee pee.

What's weird is that Melania's father looks similar to tRump, but her father is in better shape.

Wonder if he's a virgin.

Mother is koorvah, father is john, kveshchen is who ped for vairst hookair?

I bet he’s saying “friend?” To his beast of a dad in the picture. Frankenstein looking motherfucker

Out of all the Trump spawn, Baron will need the least amount of plastic surgery.

Jesus, those Trump genes are hyper, like the Windsor genes. As the babies age they morph into the rest of their ugly family.