Barron Trump turns 18 today!

Oh, look. Another Barron Trump thread.

F&F!

How many pussies has he grabbed? it runs in the blood in that family.

He's always so sullen looking.

Still breastfeeds.

[quote]He's always so sullen looking.

He's got lots to be sullen about.

That family was truly hit hard with the ugly stick. The Trump will trump any and all genetic admixtures and plastic surgery.

I'm the only beautiful one in the family!

He’ll change his name to Barry Knauss.

Probably throws manchild tantrums just like daddy.

I wonder if he's looking at colleges? This will be the true test if he is indeed on the spectrum. She can't hide him forever.

No way my president will send his son to some libtard college for indoctrination! That boy will either be homeschooled by our FLOTUS or will go into construction like his uncle Eric. Or maybe he'll just take over the Trump business empire when my president gets back into the White House! That way President Trump can concentrate on tracking down every last one of the traitors, commies, Nazis, groomers, and pedos and deport them, put them in camps, or kill them.

He looks miserable. It must be awful already having Dump as your father but now Dump is going to be broke..

Now I can say it loud and proud, that boy is autistic!

That's exactly what I was wondering -- no big announcement of where the Trump heir is planning to attend college? Hmmm.

He won’t go to Penn like the rest of the kids. There’s no way he’d get in on his own, and the application would have too much focus on it for Barron to be accepted based solely on who his father is this.

What's the leading "Christian" university in America that will welcome that grifting orange crime family?

The whole family are trash. They're awful.

He's community college material if anything.

Meaning we can finally comment on his sex appeal, or rather lack thereof.

He reminds me of Robert Walker, the dandy psychopath in 'Strangers On A Train.'

[quote]He's community college material if anything.

Community college? He's lucky if he can get into a VOC-TECH school.

If his autism is mild he can or will go to college. If his autism is moderate and he is low IQ he will not be going to college. If he does indeed have autism….

I'd guess he's both on the spectrum and low IQ.

Is it me but doesn't he look like Damien from The Omen movies?

Clown College, like his father.

School nickname “Lurch.”

Same stupid, sippy-cup lips as his stupid broke-ass MORON of a father.

Melanie refused to move into the WH until Trump paid her to do so.

I don’t mention that to mount a moral high-horse.

Melania deserves and has earned condemnation for being a bigoted birther and a direct beneficiary of her husband’s criminal ill-gotten gains, such as they are. Rumor has it he ain’t the self-described billionaire he has claimed to be.

Which is my point. Melania is no dummy.

I’ ve got to believe she forced Trump to pay , up-front, long ago, for whatever Barron Trump’s adult needs are, including his higher education and millions, in cash, in a financial instrument that is invulnerable to attachment, including from Dear Old Dad’s grasping, desperate clutches.

It wouldn’t surprise me if he postpones college until after the election or, never bothers with attending.

Will it be Penn, Fordham or Florida Northsouthwest?

If he's intellectually capable, there's no way they'd send that boy to college in the US where he'd be bullied unmercifully. They'd send him off to some European school where people care much less about what a lowlife scumbag his father is.

Hopefully he's gay. With that tiny mouth he'd make a great practitioner in the act of fellatio.

No he’s not.

He can’t drink 🍺 until he’s 21.

He can’t rent a car until he’s 21.

For those worried about Barron's education, pops gave him a scholarship for his birthday

'Trump University' might have been an apt choice of college, but sadly for Barron it collapsed after five distinguished years, due to illegal business practices.

He's fine! He sends his love!

r32 He can vote and have sex legally. He's legal.

Liberty University. It will please his base.

He prefers to date in Europe.

Now watch for Melanie to divorce Trump because now there’s no child support.

He’s going to study architecture, in Slovenia.

He’s never had a date. Come on.

R40, he’s going to study how to use a fork instead of a spoon.

He better hope for a scholarship because Daddy is BROKE

Girl … you'll be a woman, soon

Jesus that kid looks unhappy.

He’s bilingual, so he can’t be a complete retard.

And I hardly think he’ll get bullied. He’s 6’7.

I wonder if he abused animals at any point?

R32, 25 to be able to rent a car, at least in Massachusetts.

Barron is reportedly a star soccer player, maybe he’ll get an athletic scholarship.

He should apply to colleges under the name B. Trump.

r32 is definitely Barron.

@r45, No pets allowed in the Trump house, but Barron did some ungodly things to pop's KFC bucket of chicken 😳

Yeah, but he's his father's son, so you know he's got a tiny mushroom cock.

THE OMEN 5

It’s so telling of Trump’s selfishness that he never bothered to think about the effect his mega-Maga Assholery would have on his youngest child.

Could anybody blame Barron Trump if didn’t want to subject himself to the socially brutal environment of being in college?

All because of who his Dad is?

And I’d think even being at Hillsdale or Liberty College would be worse than say, the UW-Madison.

He’d have to pretend to not mind being fawned over over by people you hold in contempt.

Disgusting. Do you have brain damage, OP?

Will Melania take him to a brothel for his birthday? She can catch up with her old friends while he does his business.

He looks just like a young Donald.

Spooky

Yeah, Hillsdale, Liberty, or Patrick Henry and small shit bible colleges are likely the only places he won't get harassed by the student body. And remember, as the child of a former president he was only entitled to Secret Service protection until he was 16. I can't imagine the amount of security and money it would take to protect him 24/7 on a college campus.

It wouldn't surprise me at all if he takes a sabbatical year and "works" on his father's campaign. He'll go to college if his father is elected and he gets SS protection. If he loses, it'll be up to Melania to make the arrangements.

[quote]I wonder if he abused animals at any point?

Hmmmmmm.... perhaps he'll do a patricide instead of matricide. But not yet; he needs two more inches to complete the allusion.

I have a sad sense that he is not fully "proportional."

Which probably is a relief to the pigeons and squirrels he engages with.

Presidents kids have survived college before. He’ll be fine.

He's an adult in Europe so I can safely wish him to slowly die in a grease fire like the rest of cette famille de merde.

I know there was speculation Trump wasn't his father but damn, that face. He got stuck with that hideous face.

Doll face thread.

[quote]Presidents kids have survived college before. He’ll be fine.

Just one of the many charming civilised stories about Trump: visiting one of his other sons at college, he knocked him to the ground in front of the son's peers. (If I recall, the loving Dad smelled drink on his son's breath.) It's to be hoped Barron escapes that and other effects from his deplorable father.

He's got his father's cat's vagina mouth.

R65. It was Don, jr. at Penn. He was

I'm sure Melania forced Donald to set up a trust fund for Barron for when he gets older.

Of course Donald made sure it won't go to him until he is at least 25, the Trump family is more of a hostage situation than a family right now.

R46- That’s right- 25 to rent a car 🚘 not 21.

What's up with the obsessing over how old you can be to rent a car?? I've never rented a car in my life. I can't imagine that many people do, especially under 25/21.

It wasn't drink, R25; in the story I heard, it was that Don Jr. was casually dressed to go to a ball game and the Donald was infuriated that he wasn't in a coat and tie.

Correct.^^

R70, You might need to rent one if you’ve had an accident or your vehicle is in for extensive repairs.

People under 25 can't rent cars anymore, at all? Back in the late 80s, I had to rent cars to do interviews for grad schools in small college towns 60-100 miles away from airports. I guess Uber is an option now for young applicants and job seekers, but a pretty expensive one.

R74, If a parent or someone over 25 rents, a younger driver can be added to the agreement.

I really hope to never hear anymore about the Trumpunkulus’ affairs after this year. But if I had to say, I think he missed an INCREDIBLE opportunity not taking a field trip to Orlando with that preacher/professor.

And I second the notion about who the fuck cares about renting a car? You think the Trumpunkulus really is jonesing to drive a rental EV from Hertz?? Only reason he could fathom to rent a car is so he could run over animals and possibly have an alibi.

R76, See R32.

[quote]He should apply to colleges under the name B. Trump.

Or under his mother's maiden name, B. Best.

[quote] [R76], See [R32].

Whatever. It’s just another example of DL devolving into minute details of something completely off topic.

But as far as “he’s legal” goes, I was under the impression OP was already pressing his best caftan and moistening his lips so they don’t get chapped from all the smacking.

He's a virgin. Masturbates a lot

When are the AI's of Barron nude with a shaved, thick, baseball bat dick boner to match his height, gonna get generated?

Barron, take a gap year (which could extend into multiple years) and go to Slovenia. It's where Mama is from, it's far from the asylum of Mar-a-Lago,

Don't know if you know Slovenian - is that a language? But in a city, you could probably get by speaking English.

[quote]He's a virgin. Masturbates a lot

Thinking of Ivanka, of course.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

Didn’t he call the other boys “fags” At his private school?

Lurch is legal.

I don’t wish this anything bad on Barron Trump. I don’t have to.

When your father is one of the most despised people on Earth and deserves being so, that’s enough of a cross for this kid to carry for the rest of his life.

If he starts participating in his Dad’s campaign events then he’s performed an act where he has assumed the risk of reaction.

Then, it’s on.

[quote]—Op isn't the only creepy one

Why isn't it OK going after Barron? Why is he different from the other presidents' kids?

Care to explain?

Tiffany's mouth is also very tiny. They are all mongoloides.

He looks far more like Donald Trump than Trump’s other sons-even down to the tiny little Donald Trump mouth.

He looks exactly like the 18-year-old version of his father, with that petulant, slapped-ass expression. Ugly fucker.

Barron can purchase firearms now. Buy a few assault rifles for the next family reunion, Barron!

Supposedly, he has his father's explosive temper. Don Jr. has told a story of Barron becoming displeased with the food he was served on the Trump plane and hurling the plate at the flight attendant.

Lurch.

R83 Unlike US that doesn't have it's own language, but is culturally appropriating the Brits, Slovenia has it's own language. I have read that Barron speaks it perfectly, cause Melania's parents lived with Trumps and helped raise the boy.

^^^

Oh dear! Punctuate much?

You’re doing a shitty job of “culturally appropriating” the Brit’s’ language.

r96, Beddon speks fluent Slovenian. When growing up, had no friends, only momma. He and vairst Leddy only spek Slovenian. Momma and Mr. Trump not want pepel to know Beddon has problems. Mr. Trump like all thing Trump be perfec. Beddon not perfec.

^ Pretty sure r96 is a Brit and I've discovered the ones that come to DL are kind of dumb. This one doesn't know the the US was originally British 🙄

That's a face that screams, "I'm destined to be an asshole like my dad and half-brothers."

R99, I was just going to post something similar. Truly one of the dumbest comments I’ve seen, totally ignorant of history. Maybe it wasn’t a Brit, it might just be a plain old ignorant asshole.

Did Barron’s dad ever engage in recreational time and father-son activities with Barron? Donald was extensively playing golf throughout Barron’s childhood, but rarely was it reported Barron was present.

I refuse to bash the young fellow and make fun of his height and demeanor. He is not a politician or shown, so far, to be a financial scoundrel He isn’t his much older half-brothers. Maybe he will go wayward; maybe he won’t.

Inappropriate derogatory and comedic labeling of people deemed to be adversarial is DJT’s behavior.

R102 It's literal violence!

[quote] Did Barron’s dad ever engage in recreational time and father-son activities with Barron?

Just co-ed club level water sports @ Mar a Lago

I hardly know Melanie's son. I think he got me coffee once.

Come on girlies, don't be so mad, I was just stating that you should invent your own language like anyone else and stop stealing from British people.

If you venture over to MAGA Twitter land, they talk about Barron as if he is the second coming of Christ. It's truly gross, absurd and cringy...they compare him to JFK, anticipate all the great things this child will bring upon the world. These people are a cancer.

Melania has kept Barron on a short leash for 18 years.

It's the only pet Donald would let her have

Barron has a short leash? Just like dad.

Is there any chance he isn’t Trump’s son?

R110 He looks exactly like his father, unfortunately.

Look at his face, R110.

Herman Munster is 18!

@r106, Still not grasping how the 13 BRITISH colonies became the US and then completely eclipsed everything British, are you?

Maybe YOU should find a new language

R106, compounding a stupid post with an even more stupid post.

[quote] you should invent your own language like anyone else and stop stealing from British people

Because the Brits never stole anything? The Koh-i-Noor? Chicken Tikka Masala? Northern Ireland? Countless hours from world citizens with a royal fetish?

Please keep digging your hole R106, you might make your way back to reclaim Hong Kong!

^ Don't forget the London Museum of Stolen Booty

@r113, Lurch Trump is 18...

Will he need security guards if and when he goes to college?

R119 No. Just boat fenders.

They're not planning for college because they're going to leave the U.S. if Trump loses in November.

This is what Melania was waiting for, she is going to bolt now.

Does it speak?

He seems retartet!

I can't read his poker face. Is it the superior sneer of a spoiled sociopath (like daddy) or the worried, unhappy look of someone wounded? Time will tell...

No, it is the flat affect of an ignored child.

[quote] I can't read his poker face. Is it the superior sneer of a spoiled sociopath (like daddy) or the worried, unhappy look of someone wounded?

I’m curious to see the faces of the sociopaths who attacked Barron on here when he was child, and true to form continue to.

^^^

Sister MARY! of Every Child Deserves a Chance Until They Murder the Parish Cat

Do all of the Trump kids have that O mouth?

Lurch has BDF Barron does not. Dump has already replaced melania with his running mate

R96 for someone who doesn’t understand the difference between “cause” and “because” you’re in no position to pass judgement on anybody’s linguistic capabilities.

@r129, "Do all of the Trump kids have that O mouth? "

Do all of the Trump kids have that cat butt mouth?

FIFY

It would’ve been funny for his 18th birthday if they applied the orange makeup, like a rite of passage.

He looks deeply disturbed for an 18 y.o.

Can you imagine having douche bags like Eric Trump and Don Jr. for brothers?

Mama has kept him away from Miss Lindsey and Guilfoyle . That is wise.

At r121 What a hideous, lumbering creature.

The pictures at the OP and R121 were taken funerals so he looks appropriately somber, but I don't think I've ever seen a picture of him displaying any positive affect. At first I chalked it up to being a child/adolescent pushed into an uncomfortable situation. He was only 10 when this national nightmare started. But it he doesn't seem to have abused out of that.

I don't think we've heard from classmates of other presidential children before commenting on personality or bwhat they were like in school. I suspect that might change.

Get him on a PS table in South Korea. They can fix anything. First up: the chin, next up the mouth, though it isn't as bad as it could have been...not that is saying much.

He's already on the borderline of losing his hair, maybe line that up next.

[QUOTE]But it he doesn't seem to have abused out of that.

Christ, that should read: "But he doesn't seem to have matured out of that." at r137.

Stop buyeeyeein hem

At any rate, Barron knows where all the bodies are buried (literally). He's either overheard it, or Melania has used him as her only trustworthy confidante. He'll either turn out to be Trump: Part Deux, or turn against the family like Mary Trump- perhaps write the tell-all of all tell-alls.

R141, does the face at OP's link look to you like that of someone who will write a book?

Chelsea Clinton just defended Barron Trump on “The View”, saying that he’s a private citizen and should be left alone.

[quote] Chelsea Clinton just defended Barron Trump on “The View”, saying that he’s a private citizen and should be left alone.

Did she say it with a wink or did she seem sincere?

I think he looks sad.

Did McCain ever apologize for this?

I wonder if mamma told him what is buried in Grammy Ivanna's casket?

R7, i wouldn’t call Ivanka or even Don Jr ugly

But Eric and Tiffany? Ugly as can be

Ivanka was hideous before all of her plastic surgery R148. Also Junior has the Trump weak chin and pear shaped body. He's hardly attractive.

Ivanka is attractive, but r149i is right, she was pretty homely before the surgery. Her cheeks were like piles of dough. Jr. is really the only one of them that could be called attractive. Of course, once he opens his mouth…

They've all had work done and this the best can do

r150, Ivanka's original face, would have been appropriate on a WW2 female prison camp warden.

Eeet de puzzie before you take the shower.

R152, you seem to be mentally damaged.

R150, Don Jr. has absolutely had work done on that weak chin and his original gummy mongoloid smile they all had.

Junior eat that Kimbo poosie smeared with cocaine.

[QUOTE]R152- [R150], Ivanka's original face, would have been appropriate on a WW2 female prison camp warden and sociopathic criminal Irma Gruesome who enjoyed torture.

Bears an uncanny resemblance t te Ivanka cunt, no?

Bingo, r156!

R156 looks more like Elisabeth Moss to me.

[QUOTE][ r152], you seem to be mentally damaged. —Anonymous - reply 153

Except Irma was a tried and hung as a German Nazi Facistic prison matron who enjoy her psychopathic authority to whip, flay, and dismember prisoners under her purview.

I'd love to know who Irma's sociopathic fans are nowadays.

I can't read all these replies because I have lupus, but what seems to be the consensus? Hot or not?

I feel bad for the kid.

R136, I presume you're referring to Guilfoyle.

Gigantism, while handy in certain circumstances, will never be hot.

[quote]Gigantism, while handy in certain circumstances, will never be hot.

He good for changing light-bulb!

Super extra tall people look like stretched out mutants.

I wonder if he has any friends, anyone his age to actually hang out with.

"Junior eat that Kimbo poosie smeared with cocaine."

He's never seen my pussy. I'm a dyke now.

Tiny mouth, tiny everything.

What a dumb name. I bet Trump thought it up.

"Mogul? No. Billion? No. Magnate? No..."

Ivana once said that Donald wanted to name Ivanka Tiffany, but she nixed it.

Obviously, Marla wasn’t as successful.

Too lazy to find a link but it was reported during dump’s regime that Baron was a bully at school. But that might be related to his autism.

We’ll see if he goes to Hillsdale, Bob Jones, St. Andrews in NC, or maybe Liberty.

^ What's make you think this kid will make it out of high school?

Stop talking about this turd. It’s creepy.

I knew someone who went to Bob Jones, an old coworker. Her family were holy rollers. She was hell on wheels and only lasted a year. She also became very liberal. It’s a very weird, weird place.

r169 "Titan Trump" would genuinely have been a cool name.

[quote]Super extra tall people look like stretched out mutants.

Tell me you're a shrimp without telling me you're a shrimp.

Barron Trump is the genetic progeny of the sociopathic narcissist Donald J. Trump. Why is it so hard to understand Jr is his father's son until he distinguishes himself a little.