Let’s Be Oprah’s Most Full-of-Shit Moments

Oprah doesn't do stairs.

Stedman.

A whiner herself, she indulged Harry and Meghan by saying, 'What? WHAT?' instead of probing a little into their whole victim act. She also looked awful at their wedding, and her presence there made it a *spectacle*.

Bringing Dr. Oz, Dr. Phil and Gayle King into the public forum. No one, anywhere or at any time, needed that.

Cars. We all know the line.

Any time she has ever lost weight, basically. She is never honest about the circumstances around it, and it never lasts.

It's my Beloved cast dinner party!

She’s lost a little red wagon full of credibility in the last 20 years.

True, r6. She must have been on the injectables for a while, but it wasn't long ago someone here posted a video with her gushing over an entire table full of meat and cheese - charcuterie? Um, eat some vegetables???

I've never understood why she didn't hire an amazing raw chef decades ago when Demi Moore did. Raw food recipes can be amazing. And so healthy! Nuts, seeds, herbs, spices and LOTS of vegetables, some fruit. Nobody could ever feel as good after eating fast food as you can after a well-prepared raw meal. Anyone who thinks it's boring has never tried the good stuff.

Then there was the time she got her ass in a crack over her beef comments and she was sued by cattle farmers.

R9 because that gets really fucking old quickly

I mourn the Korean mannequin who died for Oprah's wig.

when she pulled out one of her big black titties and sucked on her monstrous bumpy nipple when she thought no one was watching. That's why she always sang along to whichever musical guest she had on, because "sucking your own tits when the camera's not on you is unbecoming, fatso."

Oprah and her white lady wig.

Lecturing a small group of middle class White people about White privilege and black oppression.

JFC, she skilled for KFC?! Totally missed that. I wonder how many fat asses she pulled in through the doors for a "healthy" meal. How much you want to bet their grilled chicken never passed her lips?

Her Toni Morrison/Maya Angelu moments made me cringe. She's about as spiritual as a cracker with cheez whiz.

The Hermes non incident. The fact she had to drop Tina Turner's name in the discussion (Tina's b-day party). The outrage that someone didn't split the Red Sea for her fat ass.

When she had those people who claimed to suffer Satanic ritual abuse on and didn’t even question how ridiculous the claims were. Just let all those Satanic conspiracies sink into the audience.

R19 here. That was vague. Here is the woman who was on. Imagine taking this seriously.

Does she not realize that her face now looks old and skeletal with the amount of weight she's lost? Not a good look on someone who's 70. She could stand to put on a few pounds.

At one point, I think she did have her own, long, healthy hair.

After Chris Rock made his documentary (Good Hair), he came on the Oprah show. Oprah was so proud to be wearing her own, real hair that she challenged Chris Rock to run his fingers through her hair and to her scalp. He did. Unless he was lying, it appears she was wearing her own, real, long, healthy hair. (Flat ironed and curled, yes, but real.)

Now, she does wear wigs, though.

I’m WE SPEAK YOUR NAME!!!

Describing Ava DuVernay as "visionary"

When Ellen Degeneres and Anne He He appeared on her show when they revealed their relationship and Oprah acted like she'd never met a gay person in her life.

Her being a world expert on every subject in the encyclopedia because she can read cue cards.

The pompous, non-contributing, uneducated foolishness with every sentence, and the fact that she is proud of being uneducable.

R10, that's how we got Dr. Phil. Ew.

I'm the faked wide-eye gushing at Tammy's cushion jumping.

She was secretly shitting herself that Scientology would want a word with her.

I'm the 'failing at every level to connect with her own community'.

R16 Yes, she had a whole episode devoted to KFC's grilled chicken. They wheeled out some big stupid table full of food onstage, and she sat down and pretended to eat it. You know they paid her seven figures for that bullshit.

She gave out coupons by email for free grilled chicken, and so many people redeemed the coupons that KFC locations ran out of chicken and had to turn away coupon-waving customers.

Howard Stern and Artie Lange mention it while mocking a similar disaster at Popeye's Chicken years afterward.

I'm her 'Blackness', it's performative but not enough to threaten conservative white Karens.

When talking with Whitney about drugs and acting like she knew all about them too.

R20 -- I LOVED "Michelle Remembers." I read all those late 70s / early 80s occult books as a teenager -- including "Psychic Summer" about a group of homos messing with an Ouija Board in their haunted Fire Island rental!!

I'm her ability to throw other African Americans under the bus.

We can thank Oprah for raspy Rachael Ray. Harpo produced Rachael's show since Oprah was so impressed with Rachael when she appeared on her show.

I’m the red gown Oprah wore at the legends ball after I told all the invited guests to wear black and white.

Let's be OP's most racist moments!

Oh yeah, forgot about Rachael Ray. I wonder how good her cooking is.

The Color Purple musical, because the original Color Purple didn't yield an Oscar for O.

Constantly interrupting Holocaust survivor and author Elsie Wiesel when they were walking through Auschwitz. She so desperately wanted to make it about her.

nasty

How about when she was asked a simple question about her childhood dreams and then rambled on for [bold] 18 straight minutes. [/bold]

I'm The Secret!

Want something? Just think it up - POOF!

She didnt interrupt Thich Nhat Hanh.

I'm her deference to white ogres including Epstein and Weinstein.

I'm brave Oprah going into the New Orleans Superdome despite being warned about the health risks. As if someone didn't go ahead of her beforehand.

this is one

I'm this.

Yet another feud with an African American peer that's 'resolved'.

I'm her look of love

Hawaiian real estate, anyone?

So, what did she do with that whole barrow full of lard?

Asking for a village.

She and Whoopi are now frenemies, rather than enemies. Congratulations, ladies. There is hope for the rest of us.

--Redoing Kirstie Alley's kitchen because every multimillionaire needs a free kitchen makeover

--Having Alley appear on stage in a bikini with a long robe to unveil her weight loss

--Continuing with her Scientology tour, allowing Tom Cruise to jump on her sofa and visiting his mountain chalet, which no one gave a shit about.

--Having John Travolta pilot her audience someplace

--Getting upset when a physician described her staff as sleep-deprived and insisting she was the overworked one.

--Dancing or singing with musical guests

Sleeping with John Tesh

I'm the frozen pizzas she launched where one third of the crust was made of cauliflower.

I'm still unhealthy and not something that should be eaten often, if at all.

I loved mid to late 80s Oprah

You were young and impressionable.

I’m the ordinary chores oprah acts like she doesn’t know how to do like pumping gas, getting my drivers license renewed and walking into a big box store.

She was like every woman’s good friend

r56 r57 She was more fun then

[quote] I’m the ordinary chores oprah acts like she doesn’t know how to do like pumping gas, getting my drivers license renewed and walking into a big box store.

She's not acting.

She really does not drive. She has no driver's license. So, no need to pump gas.

If I were as wealthy as she is, I probably wouldn't walk into a Walmart or Target. Maybe once a year.

I'm the vocal shifts between TV broadcaster speak and Black English to show her audience how real she is.

I'm the luxury vacation footage that always features Gayle and never Steadman. We're having a fabulous time at our spa in Tuscany, having volcanic mud baths. Fascinating, no?