Ben Folds Five Member The New Liz Taylor

He was funny on You're the Worst

Christ, do they come any ugly looking?

You gotta know when to fold em.

Dis thread for us that don't write to good.

Uh, anyone who dates him should be required to listen to his song 'Brick.' Doesn't seem like he's the kinda guy that can accept the consequences of his actions and blames it all on the girlfriend.

In 2012, Folds stated that "As much as I love the idea of being married, it's not for me."

[quote] Uh, anyone who dates him should be required to listen to his song 'Brick.' Doesn't seem like he's the kinda guy that can accept the consequences of his actions and blames it all on the girlfriend.

You might need to listen to that song again, because you have no idea what you're talking about.

i don't like this nerd and his novelty music.

I forgot all about this guy and his piano.

When you’ve gone past four marriages, you’re likely neurodivergent. At least for men.

Five marriages & likely NDs: J. Paul Getty, James Cameron

Six marriages: David Lean

I was expecting violet eyes and White Diamonds

He’s very committed to the number five.

[quote] When you’ve gone past four marriages, you’re likely neurodivergent. At least for men.

Not women?

Yeah, something weird about him for sure. Or maybe not, he's a basic bitch straight guy who likes new pussy every few years, I'm guessing.

I thought he was kinda cute in the mid 90s, as well as his fellow band mates, but that was a long time ago.....

A woman who has four plus marriages would be more likely to be borderline or histrionic than neurodivergent.

He looks like he might have sizemeat

Insufferable guy. Saw him on one of those singing competition shows. He took himself so seriously. Everyone in the audience is like "who is that guy again?". That short lived twee music of his. Nope. Stay behind the scenes pal. You have a face for radio.

Female celebrities with 5 or more marriages: Pamela Anderson (5), Zsa Zsa Gabor (9), Eva Gabor (5), Elizabeth Taylor (8), Judy Garland (5), Joan Collins (5)

Male celebrities with 5 or more marriages: Larry King (8), Mickey Rooney (8), Nicholas Cage (5), James Cameron (5), Ben Folds (5), Gary Oldman (5)

Obviously that's just a small sample, but those are some of the most famous. It seems that the women who do this are famous for being glamorous and sexy (except for Judy, who was a girl-next-door type), and the men are... not. Interesting.

Geez if #2 failed I think I would just say “I’m not cut out for this”

At least pre-same sex marriage most A gays could just trade in for a new model without much fuss or ado.

Ben folds five marriages.

I would think that it’s much easier for women to marry more. Most men, being higher earners would be the ones to lose money in a divorce so they’d learn their lesson more quickly.

He used to be one of the judges on The Sing Off, which was an acapella singing competition. I liked that show, and while I wasn't familiar with his music, Folds seemed to be very knowledgeable (unlike a lot of other celebrity judges of these shows)

Peter Frampton has been married 3 times and Connie Hamzy (rock whore groupie) told Howard Stern he has the smallest dick she's ever seen, and she's seen a lot. Said it was as big as her pinky.

If you add two and two together....

[quote] told Howard Stern he has the smallest dick she's ever seen

Baby, I Don't Love Your Way

How many marriages is Elon on?

Thank god this thread got some neurodivergent commentary I knew it was lacking something

Oh well. He was a cute skinny twink back in the day.

I've seen him live, loved it, and have akways tbought he's cute. But I wouldn't want to be married to a man with that kind of record. Whatever it is with him, it can't be good.

He sho is ugly. Maybe he has a gi-normous penis.

They did have a song he wrote about his penis.

About his "helmet hat" and his "torch."

[quote] Ben Folds Five Member

He IS Ben Folds!

[quote] Geez if #2 failed I think I would just say “I’m not cut out for this”

You do have to wonder how the guests at someone's fifth wedding manage to keep a straight face during the vows.

Liza said that when she couldn't make it to Judy's fifth wedding, she said, "Sorry Mama, I promise I'll come to your next one."

Can't he just date these women, break up with them and write bitchy songs about them behind their back?