Richard Simmons: I’m Dying

…to exercise with you!

Richard Simmons is one of those celebrities I really don't have a bad word for. I wish him the best.

Who will get his wardrobe of sparkly tank tops and short shorts?

" It's not a DIEit. It's a LIVEit!!!". Richard circa 1990 being interviewed by Mary Hart.

So he escaped from the kidnapping?

Sheesh! Can’t we just be kind ? As George C once said , “why do I have to be the focal point of everything ? Let me live “

So let’s just let him die and wish him well I went to his exercise studio a million years and took a class. He didn’t teach it. It was soooo hard

The next day I felt like I had been run over by a truck . Sigh. To be young again and be able to do challenging stuff like that and NOT die

Hugging all my DL brothers, even the haters, especially them, they need hugs the most ….. you’re always there 24/7 when I need to be talked off the ledge

Not that he cares, but I wish him well. He's a good person that has helped a lot people.

Cryptid-looking cryptic cunt.

When he dies maybe my Deal-A-Meal card set and cookbook will become collectors items!

I love him.

Not dying. For now.

He's DYING to meet a HOT guy but it's never happened.

Richard knew people would think he was dying and this would be a big story. Love him but he’s an attention seeker and always has been.

Faster bitch.

What? That's not his natural hair? Stop the press!

[quote] As George C once said , “why do I have to be the focal point of everything ? Let me live “

Who the hell is George C?

[quote]Who will get his wardrobe of sparkly tank tops and short shorts?

Sorry, we closed our doors years ago. - The Liberace Museum Museum. - Location: strip mall somewhere in Los Vegas.

Oh, dear r17!

It's weird how he always seeked attention then freaked out when he got it. But I guess that's what happens when your bipolar.

And oh, dear r19!

It’s “sought,” not seeked.

He had no idea he was a joke til the advent of the internet. Then he went into seclusion.

[quote] Los Vegas

LAS!

He mustve made some money on Sweatin to the Oldies.

I love to visit Los Vegas driving out from Las Angeles.

R2 I so agree. He's a sweetheart. Yes. I wish him the best.

Another distinct memory of him is that he was always on Merv Griffin! I got the feeling that Merv really despised him but had him on for the ratings boost.

He’s always struck me as a compassionate, good, and kind person. I hope he’s okay.

[quote]r6 As George C once said…

Costanza?

He always struck me as a closet case. Go figure.

I’ve always found him to be interesting. He probably would only write nice stuff on dl

I just assumed he was gay. Did he ever pretend to be straight?

Yes, everyone pretend just like Liberace. You could say he was the Liberace of 80's fitness with a bad wig.

I'm dying!

Look at me, lying low,

Stupid cunts, here I go

I'm dying!

My soul has been torn from me and I am bleeding My heart it has been rent and I am crying All the beauty around me fades and I am screaming I am the last of the great whales and I am dying

Last night I heard the cry of my last companion The roar of the harpoon gun and then I was alone I thought of the days gone by when we were thousands But I know that I soon must die the last leviathan

This morning the sun did rise Crimson in the north sky The ice was the color of blood and the winds they did sigh I rose for to take a breath it was my last one From a gun came the roar of death and now I am done

Oh now that we are all gone there's no more hunting The big fellow is no more it's no use lamenting What race will be next in line? All for the slaughter The elephant or the seal or your sons and daughters

My soul has been torn from me and I am bleeding My heart it has been rent and I am crying All the beauty around me fades and I am screaming I am the last of the great whales and I am dying

Oh, Richard! I'd love to spend an afternoon with him.

Richard Simmons: I’m Dying [for attention]]