I was getting pretty upset at the goosings I was receiving at the farmer’s market, even into the used book store before it dawned on me. Was anybody else assaulted today?
I forgot to wear green for St. Patrick’s Day
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 18, 2024 1:38 AM |
I fell down last winter.
Also, potatoes make the best mashed potatoes.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 17, 2024 7:20 PM |
OP? In your dreams.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 17, 2024 7:40 PM |
Get up R1, we love you.
Do you put chocolate or rainbow sprinkles on your mashed potatoes?
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 17, 2024 7:44 PM |
R3. White chocolate of course, unless it’s a Monday.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 17, 2024 7:45 PM |
I forgot to don green and got a non-consensual blowjob in line at Target.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 17, 2024 7:46 PM |
I wasn't molested today, R5. Weird.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 17, 2024 7:48 PM |
I wore my Paddy's Irish Pub hat today, more in honor of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 17, 2024 9:51 PM |
I like Blue.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 17, 2024 11:48 PM |
The luck of the Irish has brought BOTH Lufts to this thread!
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 17, 2024 11:50 PM |
I don't own anything green.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 17, 2024 11:56 PM |
I was hoping OP was a new chapter in the saga of the shot brickhouse troll. 😭
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 17, 2024 11:58 PM |
