Let’s be young gay men

I'm the wireless earbuds.

I'm the gender fluidity. Ask me which pronouns I'm using at this moment before you refer to me.

I'm the shaving, body waxing and absence complete absence of masculinity.

I'm Prince George.

I'm the rainbow hair on my head, and the lack of pubic hair around my penis and under my arms. Don't judge me !

(If under 30) I'm triggered by any age gap in a relationship more than three years.

I'm the gay who says he doesn't like labels, so "they" identify as pansexual, but in reality, he's just gay.

I'm the body positivity aka obesity.

I'm the Swifty.

I'm the Axe Body Spray. Midnight Citrus.

I'm the loud begging to "fuck my pussy, please!!!!"

R3- and therefore the complete absence of ANY hotness

I'm YOUNG

I'm HUNG

and I'm

FULL OF SEMEN

[quote] I’m the long dong and poor hygiene.

That would be a young straight man.

Any gay teen knows to wash and douche all appropriate parts from a young age.

I'm a masculine young gay. I'd rather watch (or play) sports than sit through Drag Race. I work out, but I'm a little burly. I have no place in modern gay society because I'm not a Yassss Kween stereotype, and I'm told I exude "toxic masculinity" because I prefer other masculine men.

"I cleaned my bussy real good for you, Papi!"

I never fit into gay culture, R15. You're not missing much.

I'm the copious amounts flavored vodka that gets mixed with sprite in mismatched cups while we get ready and pre game. I'm counted on to get the boys liquored up so they don't need to spend as much money at the bar.

I never got along with my dad the highway patrol captain he wanted a hunting fishing partner. At 18 I moved from my small town to San Francisco and never looked back.

I'm the winter coat that stays home in the closet every weekend night. No matter how cold it is outside, my owner insists on wearing nothing more than pants and a size small top from H&M.

I'm the first sign of painful burning when you pee and I will be ignored until Tuesday.

I'm the 5 inch inseam short shorts and the shaved legs...

What’s “gay?”

R10 - young gays wearing Axe? Where? Pakistan?

Please post pics.

I'm the absence of any pubic hair.

I don't want to look like a 1970s porn star.

Does anyone care to see my etchings?

Can I get you a drink?

I'm the chastity cage that keeps me focused on my "bussy"

I'm the lasering to permanently remove all that unwanted "hair"

[quote]What’s “gay?”

It's what the olds say for queer or faggot

[quote]Let’s be young gay men

Sorry, OP, been there done that.

I'm the best friend many a chubby gal will ever have.

I'm the crusty bed sheets with the dried up cum stains from the young muscled gay guy jerking off each night. He's an incel, so he won't be looking for action outside the palm of his hand.

I am the aching butthole that this kid keeps referring to as his "pussy."

I’m the stinky feet and stale cigarette smoke.

I’m the total ignorance of my history.

I'm the thousands of photos I've taken of my nude, hairless pigeon chested bodies that are now gracing the LPSG.

Links?

[quote] I'm the shaving, body waxing and absence complete absence of masculinity.

Idk where you’re hanging out in person and online other than here R3 but I think this is much more a fixation of 20something straight gym goers rather than gay men of the same age. I’d actually go as far as to say the opposite is true. Natural body hair / odour is such a thing these days.

[quote] I'm a masculine young gay. I'd rather watch (or play) sports than sit through Drag Race. I work out, but I'm a little burly. I have no place in modern gay society because I'm not a Yassss Kween stereotype, and I'm told I exude "toxic masculinity" because I prefer other masculine men.

Haha I remember a previous thread on here about “what separates you from gay culture” and around 200 of the 201 replies were guys saying “I don’t like drag race 🥹”. Coupled with your stereotypical judgmental comment about your fellow gays, it’s safe to say R15 you fit in just fine, so try not to stress out too much 😂😂😂.

I’d go as far to say that complaining about not fitting in with “mainstream gay society” whatever that means, is one of the rites of passage of being a gay man these days, and is almost a signifier that you are perfectly suited to the scene.

I'm the flat, underdeveloped pale chest with the tiny pink nipples.

I'm the daddy hunter.

Mew.

I'm the old, fat guntling hissing at the young gay men.

The waddling guntlings stomp their hooves on a site called....

I’m the neck tattoos

I'm tattooed all the way to my second hole.

I’m the guy checking zip codes in profiles on SilverDaddies so I can find a papi in Wilton Manors.

[quote] I'm tattooed all the way to my second hole.

Are you talking about your front hole?

I'm the erection which can touch the navel. I pop up at will at the most inconvenient times. Or is it the most convenient times ?

I'm the young gay man who is naturally skinny. I eat, I don't eat, I work out, I don't work out. Nothing changes. I'm SKINNY and hung, too. I don't know that this statis will end sometime in my 30s, and suddenly.

I'm asking my Grindr hook-up to bring a pizza when they come over to sit on the mattress on the floor of my filthy apartment.

R44, you made my week with waddling guntlings.. talk about on the gender non-conforming nose. the first time I've felt heard around here since Andy Cohen's disparaging crack several weeks ago. You rock.

[quote] Are you talking about your front hole?

No, my second sphincter.

I've pity fucked everyone in my circle of friends,

If I can Google it, I can answer it. But that costs a lot of money, money I need to build my brand. Crypto is the future, and Biden is too old. Oh. and that old guy I fucked was my best friend's father.

I'm being trafficked.

I'm the interesting scar.

I like blue.

I'm the ugly, mismatched tats that I thought were so cool when I got them.

I’m the ironic cosmo at the party

I'm the neon pink bikini underwear in size 28. It can barely hold what I think is my 8" banana.

I'm that wretched broccoli-cauliflower haircut.

I’m the vape, most of the time I’m bubblegum scented.

R62 Reminds me I need to dust.

got a cigarette man?

R15- The toxicity in the gay world is strictly from effeminate gay men.

The queeniness often goes hand and hand with the BITCHINESS

"The queeniness often goes hand and hand with the BITCHINESS"

What? Not here on Datalounge, surely??

OP From your lips to God's ears.

We're the visitors who can't afford to stay in Provincetown for longer than 3 hours anymore.

I only use Kombucha for my douches...

and I'm strictly vegan*

*except for the huge dicks I take

My server last night was a young (20 something) gay man. about 6' tall, 120 pounds, mascara and fingernail polish and said his name was Daisy.

^ was she wearing her "Daisy Dukes"

I’m R3’s absence absence absent coma.

R71 just sounds like a guy you can take anywhere

I'm the hairless upper body and the ape-like legs.

I'm the 'under 40 only' on all my hookup apps

I'm the Rent Men ad, with no reviews because I just posted this morning. I put a bunch of selfies in my underwear in the ad. I describe myself as a versatile bottom, though I'm not sure what that means. I say I'm available to travel, even though I don't have a car or money to do so - so I'll have to host in this apartment I share with my BFF, Lexi - the overweight white female with acne on her face, who promises to stay in her bedroom. I had three texts this morning, but they all ghosted me when I told them I charge $1,000 per hour in this shithole town I live in.

I'm the STI!

I'm the video games and anime.

I can't afford the tickets, but I'm definitely going to see my hero Ben Platt every night at his 3 week residency this Summer at NY's Palace Theater ! He just announced it on The View ! And I'm going to buy every format (vinyl, CD, streaming) of his new album 'Honeymind' whom he dedicated to his fiance. I just love Ben !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[quote]streaming) of his new album 'Honeymind' whom he dedicated to his fiance.

Oh, dear.

I’m the BFA degree and six figure student loan debt.

Non-rich old gay men don’t belong in our obit.

I have no clue about being old and undesirable. I'll be young and beautiful forever.

I'm all of the above and still hotter and happier than you. It drives you crazy with bitterness and envy but i don't notice because you're irrelevant to me.

I don't like the 'broccoli' hair, so I style mine with a Marcel wave.

R66. Eh… I used to think the same. And I def know of one too many obnoxious fem gay queens who think their shit don’t stink. But as I’ve started frequenting more events last couple years that attract more of the masculine / muscle (/steroid) crowd, I assure those types have lots of issues and drama too and are filled with assholes (no pun intended).

I'm the happiness.

Once in a while I go to one of these places called a Gay Bar.

When I go ALL of the HOT guys stand next to me and then lean into me to catch my glance or get me to notice them, but I ignore them ALL even the hot ones.

I'm the tight ass, hard cock and full head of hair that you old bitter queens can't even remember.

I'm the introverted, lonely, and mildly autistic gay guy that lives alone in an apartment in a small city in Upstate New York by himself while working at a grocery store across the street from where he lives (since I still am working on my license) while in the middle of a gap year. I have to keep an arm's length from most of my family because we're not super close and/or they're in denial over my sexuality.

R91- This is not let's be 1977.

Do you have plates and glasses and utensils for two people or just the one? Do you have a rattan suitcase, and a plain upright dresser. Is there one drawer with a couple threadbare underpants, and a gun? Can you get out of town in a hurry at a moment's notice?

I’m musk.

I'm fantasizing about sex while watching porn and fantasizing about porn while having sex.

I'm the tall slim hairless hung very handsome and smiling 19yo slavic young man on Chaturbate who does an elegant and slinky nude dance performance, in his kitchen, to a Grace Jones song that dates to before his MOTHER was born.

I'm the non cancerous prostate.

I'm the teeth all 32 of them.

I'm the complete control of my bowels.

I'm the 20/20 vision.

I'm the pecs not the moobs.

I'm the pain when I step on a nail and can feel it.

I'm the gobs of thick white ejaculate sticking to washboard abs several times a day.

I'm the ears without hair.

I'm the lusted after one.

I'm pissing just once a nite.

I’m the ignorance of FOLLIES.

R84, isn't that something that all young men from every generation have always believed, regardless of their sexual orientation? Blaming it on Gen Z people sounds a bit of a stretch, if you ask me.

What is a guntling?

I'm the stocky French young man with huge hands, and wearing bleu de travail, sitting on the bus. I have a broccoli hairstyle and a fine, delicate face and I'm reading Zola's masterpiece Germinal, which is about a 19thC coal miner's strike.

I'm the one who tries to be nice to the 80 year old who won't take a hint.

I don't know what Datalounge is.