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Paul Rudd, Manhole Cover Boy

He has the perfect expression here of a drugged-out slut that suits a magazine like that.

As fakes go, this is pretty hot.

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by Anonymousreply 24March 15, 2024 3:03 PM

OP- Plus he's a HOMO in real life

by Anonymousreply 1March 14, 2024 1:52 AM

A boy can dream.

by Anonymousreply 2March 14, 2024 2:36 AM

Cokehead.

by Anonymousreply 3March 14, 2024 4:25 AM

“Word around the office is you got a fat cock…”

by Anonymousreply 4March 14, 2024 4:27 AM

"Thy hole is mine, and thou hast slander'd it"

by Anonymousreply 5March 14, 2024 4:42 AM

I think no way is Rudd's dick anything to write home about. He'd have a way hotter wife.

by Anonymousreply 6March 14, 2024 5:00 AM

He fucked ScarJo before sheended up marrying Colin Jost. So his dick must be above average.

by Anonymousreply 7March 14, 2024 5:06 AM

Scoring a beautiful woman once is no verificata. What gets you into bed with hot women is your status/bank balance, what keeps you in bed with them is a massive dick and/or pussy eating skill.

by Anonymousreply 8March 14, 2024 5:17 AM

[quote]As fakes go, this is pretty hot.

I don't know what to look for to determine if a photo like that is fake.

by Anonymousreply 9March 14, 2024 6:13 AM

R9 You're going to want to look at the sweater cuffs.

by Anonymousreply 10March 14, 2024 6:16 AM

R8, you don't need to worry on Rudd's behalf. Having a plain lookng wife at home is no indication of the size or quality of Rudd's cock and if you think Rudd has ANY problem scoring any hott woman, you need your head examined.

by Anonymousreply 11March 14, 2024 11:57 AM

R11- Yes, Paul Rudd is a total

PUSSYHOUND

Like

Tom Cruise

Richard Simmons

and

Ryan Reynolds

by Anonymousreply 12March 14, 2024 1:01 PM

R12, believe whatever you like. It makes no difference to Rudd.

by Anonymousreply 13March 14, 2024 1:03 PM

R13 Is this "Rudd" in the room with us right now?

by Anonymousreply 14March 14, 2024 1:05 PM

Yes, R14, I get up early every morning and sign onto Datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 15March 14, 2024 1:09 PM

My favorite Paul Rudd moment

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by Anonymousreply 16March 14, 2024 9:59 PM

The joke is funny but unrealistic since Jewish men are generally hung or at least expected to be.

by Anonymousreply 17March 14, 2024 11:24 PM

They are, R17?

by Anonymousreply 18March 15, 2024 12:55 AM

Good point, R17. Forgot he was Jewish.

by Anonymousreply 19March 15, 2024 1:16 AM

That's the first I've heard, R17. The joke, of course, is that their noses are bigger than their cocks.

by Anonymousreply 20March 15, 2024 11:57 AM

Paul Rudd fucked ScarJo? When did this happen? I thought he’s been married forever. Is he known to play around on his wife?

by Anonymousreply 21March 15, 2024 12:16 PM

[quote] The joke is funny but unrealistic since Jewish men are generally hung or at least expected to be.

That's news to me. Howard Stern has spent the last 40 years on-air complaining about how small his dick is...

by Anonymousreply 22March 15, 2024 1:00 PM

Short answer, R21: yes.

by Anonymousreply 23March 15, 2024 1:21 PM

I feel like if Paul Rudd saw that pic in the OP he'd be delighted and find it hilarious, and not be offended.

He's cool that way.

by Anonymousreply 24March 15, 2024 3:03 PM
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