Ready for a laugh? RFK Jr has Aaron Rodgers on his shortlist of potential running mates

Does this mean he’s not coming back as QB for the Jets?

If Rogers poses nude and presents hole, I’ll vote for him.

Did you feel that?

RFK and JFK just did a spin in their graves

So I guess RFK Jr isn't interest in winning Dem-leaning voters after all, because everyone can see that Aaron Rogers is a big old Trumphead.

You have to admire his CV…quarterback, Jeopardy host, VP candidate. Not your typical career path.

I have no son!!!!

If AR is unavailable, I hear Chuck Woolery or Kevin Sorbo will get the nod.

Great strategy—double down on vaccine phobia and lock up the anti-vax vote!

All it will take is for a couple of rallies and all their fans/supporters will get (and die from) COVID and/or measels.

Or mussels or the crabs.

We're bringing polio back, baby!

A vote for us is a vote for an iron lung for every house! FREEDOM!

I would pay to see Rodgers debate Kamala and watch her read him for filth.

I would pay to see Kevin Lanflisi be in the front row of the audience for the VP debate

Endorsed by Merck, the makers of IVERMECTIN!💰💰💰💰

Hey Aaron! Mindy has a single sister who is looking to mingle.

DM me if you’re interested.

"Hey, hey, hey... No decisions have been made yet, guys. I'm currently looking for signs in the Talmud, and then I need to spend at least a month in a dark cave."

I confess! I dropped Jr. on his head when he was a baby.

Many, many times.

Will they announce it on the Joe Rogan show?

R19

Ethel, are you picking your nose?

Laughable, sure .... until Rodgers helps RFK Jr siphon 1,500 or 2,000 votes from Biden in Wisconsin. I fucking hate Ethel Kennedy's diseased brood.

Years ago there were supposed to have been sightings of RFK Jr enjoying himself in certain steam rooms. Maybe he and Aaron can strike up a friendship, too!

No doubt you were drunker than a skunk each time you dropped the little asshole, Ethel @R19.

"Laughable, sure .... until Rodgers helps RFK Jr siphon 1,500 or 2,000 votes from Biden in Wisconsin."

R23, he couldn't siphon 10 votes from a dog catcher in Wisconsin. He is absolutely despised in that state.

R26 Thank you. I was just about to correct R23.

Where's Della?

Probably on another thread putting her foot in her mouth, once again.

A lot of people don't know this, but Trump actually wanted Ivanka as his VP. But his inner circle of advisers were like... um, no. So laugh all you want, but it could happen.

So the United States has one functioning party right now, the Democratic Party. Everything else is just a clown show, albeit a dangerous one.

Too much...

I guess RFK is trying to get the gays on his side.

Has QAnon decided Aaron has actually JFK, Jr all along yet?

They will.

Those Qrazies and the anti-vaxx loons will be the ones voting for this pair of chucklefucks.

Jimmy Kimmel is chuckling to himself somewhere

Jesse Ventura is also on RFK Jr's vp list.

I thought Jesse Ventura had more sense than that.

^ I didn't even know Jesse Ventura was still alive. I wonder if RFK Jr. approached his former cousin-in-law, Arnold. Wouldn't that be a hoot?

(I know Arnold isn't a naturally born citizen, but wacky RFK Jr. might try to pull it off)

Someone on Twitter commented that whether he winds up running or not, the Jets need to put the kibosh on the story because it will hinder their ability to attract free agents.

Miss Aaron is a Sandy Hook truther

Gross

Of course he is, R40. Of course.

CNN sat on that until he toyed with entering politics.

FAFO

R42.

[quote]Rodgers claimed, “Sandy Hook never happened…All those children never existed. They were all actors. ”When asked about the grieving parents, the source recalled Rodgers saying, “They’re all making it up. They’re all actors.”

Jesus. Well, the Jets should can him now. That’s disgusting.

Kimmel: [quote]But Rodgers and Ventura “are not running mates” material, argued Kimmel.“They are who the bookers on ‘The Masked Singer’ call when Rob Schneider says no,” he cracked.

[quote]Kimmel noted how Rodgers, who he clashed with earlier this year over baseless claims peddled about him by the athlete, is still playing football for the New York Jets. Then came the zinger, “How many losing teams can he be a part of at once?”

Hope Sandy Hook parents go to Jets games and throw crap at him when he steps onto the field

Aaron used the phrase "look for signs" in his non-pology today. Did I call it or did I call it at R18?

This Colbert bit on Kennedy and Rodgers is hilarious

RFK seems to indicate that Aaron is not going to be his VP.

"It's not any of the people they're talking about. It'll be someone even crazier!"

Aaron, just because you're not the right fit for my VP doesn't mean you wouldn't make a fine director of the CDC in my administration. We'll talk after your SuperBowl win in February.