Cillian Murphy's Sons Malachy, 17, and Aran, 16, Make Rare Appearance at 2024 Oscars

His sons look like their mother.

Why is the wife so sour looking?

Morticia is scary looking.

Murphy is creepy looking. If Silence of the Lambs is ever remade, he should play Hannibal Lecter.

Face like a slapped arse.

So much jealousy here.

Cillian is almost 50 and he still looks very youthful.

He has two handsome sons, as well.

Oh, AND he has an Oscar.

Suck it, haters!

Does he have three kids, or two? Looking at his comments above, he references a third child but obviously they're a private family. I see no mention online. Aaaannyway, I always found him eerily androgynous as a younger man. He's aging well. Looks a bit rougher and IMO, it suits him.

I'll say nothing about the wife. Still laughing at R5.

It's probably because the whole world can see that she's married to a ventriloquist's dummy, R2. She cannot deny it anymore and that must sting.

R1, O think they look quite like their father, in the cheek area particularly.

Mouth and eyes too.

omg, his wife is soooo ugly!!!

Why is the family all white?

His wife has a tiny mouth, maybe it fits is tiny dick just OK. you know what they say about the Irish curse...

maybe the youngest kid is too young to go to this event...who knows, maybe his sons are also interested in acting and they came along to network etc...

His kids have weird fucked up names.

His wife looks like Vanessa Paradis.

R12 is JADA.

Are you enjoying your Oscars banishment, dear?

Toodles!

[Quote]Does he have three kids, or two? Looking at his comments above, he references a third child [/quote]

Just the two. The comment merged two different speeches. Last night he referenced his two sons in the balcony . At the Globes or SAG Awards he mentioned only one son was with them as the other had studies.

It was a good bit of promo that his son Aran has been tagging along during awards season because he booked a role in Taika Waititi's NEXT film.

[quote] It was a good bit of promo that his son Aran has been tagging along during awards season because he booked a role in Taika Waititi's NEXT film.

Nepo Baby!!

Ahhh, thank you R18.

I wouldn't have reproduced with a face like that

She keeps him on a tight leash.

For now! Time is almost up for ol' lemon face there, look at how old their kids are.

^Emily Blunt

R15 You know not of what you speak. Both Malachi and Aran are relatively common Irish names.

About the wife… just saying

People here can be mean. His wife Yvonne is attractive, but it's just that Cillian is prettier than her.

so weird when actors do this with their kids. where's the Moloch statue?

Men mention their kids and wives on awards shows so people won't think they're queer.

I read his son's name as malarchy. His wife is very Irish looking, she's pretty without all of the makeup.

R30, I did the same regarding Malarchy.

His wife has the corner on resting bitch face.

Yvonne McGuinness looks like the ultra hard sarcastic smart educated Irish woman.

Cillian's teeth are grey-green-blue. Revolting.

His wife is not attractive. But that’s ok.

his wife is nothing special...just walk down the street in ireland and you see a lot of similar looking whores.

I supposed he picked a plain looking whore so she won't cheat on him while he's away filming

She might be more attractive away from the klieg lights. However, as she is a contemporary artist, chances are she is a pretentious bitch rather often.

It's weird that Cillian is getting so much criticism for his looks now.

Datalounge used to think he was "ethereally beautiful," back in the day.

I found his looks disturbing from the get go.

".....also in the cast Yvonne McGuinness....."

Aran - bring me the AX!

[quote]Murphy went on to thank his wife of 20 years and his kids. "Two-thirds of them are sitting down there. We had to leave one of them at home doing exams," said the actor. "But just thanks for putting up with me

R7: I took Murphy's "two-thirds" remark as referencing the trio of his wife and sons. Awkwardly phrased, due perhaps to a missed reboot session.

No, R37, he was never considered "ethereally beautiful" by the majority then or now.

I know just a couple people who have said Cillian is gorgeous but it's hardly been the majority opinion.

I think he’s fascinating looking. He needs to lay off the botox though, I hope it was just for the awards season campaign and shows. With his bone structure he’ll age very well. He looks like a less masculine Samuel Beckett, same big Irish head.

Cillian’s cheekbones have been used to cut glass.

Cursed ventriloquist with oatmeal colored teeth, he is.

There is something about his face that really pisses me off. I realize that’s immature so I will say he is a great talent. Brad should have won but he is a great talent.

[quote] There is something about his face that really pisses me off. I realize that’s immature so I will say he is a great talent. Brad should have won but he is a great talent.—Teacake

No one asked you, whitey.

I know realize who he looks like. He is like real life adult version of the Mad magazine kid.

Wow.

Her picture is next to the word "dour" in the dictionary.

He's always been somewhat odd-looking to me. Attractive enough when not smiling, a bit scary looking when he is.

Aw Teacake, now I know you're Black. He doesn't look like Alfred E Neuman. Cillian has the wrong face shape and ears. Cross race effect.

Cillian's lips look unfinished, like he's gonna break out in a cold sore. And the wife could use small filler/implant on her upper lip but of course she's not about that.

I feel like he ruined himself by losing that extra weight for the film. He looks pretty fearsome now.

Do the kids have the love of the land? Do they drink and fight?

Yeesh. That gloomy Irish bitch needs to get laid.

I recommend five Black guys and a week in Mexico.

😍 r52

Cillian was robbed of an Oscar for “Magic”.

I think Yvonne like Cillian doesn't like the limelight and would rather be down the local having a pint.

After 3 kids her vagina must be loose as fuck and no way irish cursed dick will be satisfied with that.

Then she should’ve stayed her pasty ass home. No one forces a nominee’s prune-faced idiot spouse to be there too.

The Academy calls it the Jada Precedent.

The wife is a sour bitch because the streets are saying Cillian's dick has been all over and she knows the whole town knows. They probably haven't had sex with each other since their last kid.

I couldn't find a picture of him at the VF party, she probably wouldn't let him go...

[quote]Why is the wife so sour looking?

Have you ever known an Irish woman?

He was at the Vanity Fair party looking bored.

[quote]you know what they say about the Irish curse...

I've fucked more Irish guys than an English car bomb and a lot of them have had BIG dicks.

[quote] He was at the Vanity Fair party looking bored.

I forget who it was - maybe Robert Downey Jr. - but it was definitely one of his Oppenheimer co-stars who said that Cillian is a horrible dinner companion, because he doesn't talk or interact with people.

They said that maybe it was because he was just "in the acting zone" where he is constantly in character while making the movie, but I actually think it's because he's just not a very sociable person. And probably neither is his wife.

His wife looks like a mean bitch.

Oh wait, she's Irish.....

[quote]I found his looks disturbing from the get go.

In the early 2000s, when SMALLVILLE was popular and 28 DAYS LATER had just come out, a colleague remarked that Cillian Murphy resembled a defective Tom Welling.

As if they were both made in the same factory, but Murphy was the flawed product that gets tossed aside and doesn't make it to store shelves.

This son has a wide pug nose similar to Jackie Kennedy's.

"Some mechas have all the luck!"

That's the son who is an actor now, R65.

Even though he's a nepo baby, I don't think he will get very far.

He doesn't have the looks, and I doubt he has his father's talent.

^"Some mechas have all the luck!"

R67 He's charming as a young man but he won't be handsome later on.

I first saw Cillian Murphy in 28 days. that sci fi horor flick. he was great!

28 Days Later is a really good movie.

"it's just that Cillian is prettier than her."

Prettier than she [is]

"it's just that Cillian is prettier than her."

Prettier than she [is]

Thanks Grammar Nazi. I had actually typed "she" initially and for whatever reason I edited it just before posting.

Madonna probably told him that she deserved an Oscar for "Sweapt Away".

*Swept

R62 It's obvious Cillian and his family are not your typical Hollywood hob-nobbers. They don't need to be.

The wife is so Irish looking.

A Dunnes Stores™ Andrea Corr.

If only his wife laughed or smiled at some point, we'd know she wasn't some dour hired washer woman dealing with new dentures and posing as part of the family.

Sheesh that pic of Madonna!

how shopped was that pic?

The hairstylist cracks me up and probably makes Murphy want to die.

Hair stylist Gareth Bromell on working w #CillianMurphy : My inspiration for Cillian’s look is Cillian himself. He’s multifaceted- rugged yet refined, grounded yet playful, just like Ireland itself. Quintessentially Irish,his look is classic but elevated. Polished & masculine.♥️

Poor kids while starting their careers as actors will have to consider journalists' questions about their mothers' dentures or if she chooses to wear them or smile for papa's special occasions. She's from an upper class family...

I think Cillian Murphy looks like Elliot Page.

And yet, she couldn't smile despite her happiness or whatever. Performance Artist says it all.

Is she really upper class? Because she has an angry working class vibe about her. Thin-lipped, mean, and ready to pound.

[quote]Why is the wife so sour looking?

Because she's married to a creepy looking guy.

Because she knows she's going to be traded in for someone younger and hotter.

^ wishful thinking you fug Cillian.

So many hateful comments about Irish women. Stop!!

[quote]So many hateful comments about Irish women. Stop!!

We'll get back to American women soon enough. Hold your horses.

[quote]Cillian Murphy's son, Malachy…

Was [italic]Malarkey[/italic] taken?

Oh please, he probably cheats and she puts up with it coz she enjoys the lifestyle he provides

Malachy or Malachi is from the bible, a prophet and messenger from God. I believe the word means Messenger in Hebrew.

Oh god, they’re fundies?

The name is not any more fundamentalist than Elijah or Christian.

R92 Par the course for famous Irishmen (not just actors), I’ve noticed. They get a local or boring wife who wants the money/lifestyle and basically live a life apart from them while they have tons of affairs. Good work, if you can get it.