Sydney Sweeney at the Vanity Fair Oscars Afterparty

Whore

I just don't get the hubbbub.

It must be a straight guy thing.

Those are quite some titties.

Go away Sydney’s social media intern. You’re getting annoying.

OLD Hollywood Glamour baby.

She chopped her hair off.

I don't get her appeal. She's dead in the eyes and can't be assed to care about what she's doing at any given time.

She is sooooooooooooooo gross. Two basketballs on stick legs. NOT hot, not old glamour, complete butterface, she reminds me of Deputy Dog or some other canine of the bloodhound visage family. Droopy eyes. Weak chin. I’m sorry — manufactured on the level of Rita Ora.

These threads crack me up

i like the hair

I have no idea who this person is, despite hearing about her again and again. Is she an actress? a pop star? A model? What?

She obviously made an attempt at old-school glamour, which I appreciate, although I'm not sure she pulled it off.

The clip is horrific. The screams of the paps, the instructions they yell at her - I can't imagine anything being worth the rodeo.

Butterface.

R11 Actress.

Not you again, Keller at r12

R14 Yeah, this wonk-eyed blowup doll is the new Marilyn. 🙄

She is thoroughly unexceptional.

Don't know who this person is but she seems very full of herself. Is she Kardashian adjacent by any chance?

You don’t know who she is yet you’re on every thread about her, have commented on Anyone But You numerous times and watched Euphoria….

Oh and you watched White Lotus

The shorter hair makes her look like a Karen. She wears the hell out of that dress, though.

R20 Agree

The correct terminology is sex on a stick. Thank you.

So none of you will come out and say she is wearing the dress Jolie wore many years ago?! Y’all slipping….

This thread sucks, until now 😵‍💫

She’s stunning, she can act and seems sweet. WE HATE HER.

She wore it better than Jolie. The color didn’t look right on Jolie. Jolie looks better in dark colors

Extremely hot. Sort of a Betty Draper with a little vamp thrown in. If I weren't supergay, I'd fuck her.

Very brave of such a nobody to "star" in a film called Anyone But You.

Ba meet sic.

Sje was one stroke away from having full Downes.

she's the new scarlett johanson (however you spell her name)

big tits, nice face and not much else

Know what kind of whore she is? A wall-eyed one.

I remember the audience drooling when Angelina presented in that gown. Sydney OTOH merely looks nice.

In terms of her face, she’s a blonde, less striking Billie Eilish.

Angelina didn’t even look good in that dress

What's especially crazy about Sidney is that even tho she gave her parents a MAGA themed party, I've seen actual MAGAts say the most vile and sexist things about her. It's weird. I thought she'd be their new Aryan princess after Taylor Swift busted out

It's the Sydney Sweeney troll/publicist again.

Pair of tits on legs

^^Exactly. I'm not sure why everyone is so over the moon about this one. She really is a dead ringer for a blow-up doll with those dead eyes and bulbous bolt-ons.

Her breasts aren’t bolt ons. You claim to be a woman. You should know the difference

r39 i don't know why you keep following me around accusing me of lying about being a woman.

It's pathetic, really. Get a life.

R40 you aren’t a woman retard. This is beyond the point of being psychotic for you.

r41 you love the word "retard" too.

You should speak to BetterHelp™️about that as well.

By the way, I received the results of yearly mammogram this morning: all clear for another year!

She’s much more of a Shelley Duvall than she is a Marilyn. The problem is that no one wants to be the quirky girl anymore. Everyone strives for overly made up “hot.”

R42 you’re gonna regret all this lying.

r44, just for you, here are the results of my mammogram:

PATIENT HISTORY: Patient is postmenopausal. Family history of breast cancer at age 45 in mother. Took hormonal contraceptives beginning at age 39. Patient's BMI is 23.1.

Last mammogram was performed 1 year and 2 months ago.

Mammo Screening Self Requested With Tomosynthesis Bilateral: March 8, 2024 - Accession #: NBB24000114318 Bilateral CC and MLO view(s) were taken. Technologist: Rita Robinson, RT(M) Prior study comparison: December 29, 2022, mammo screening with tomosynthesis bilateral performed at Sutter Pacific Medical Foundation. December 9, 2017, mammo screening bilateral digital performed at Sutter Pacific Medical Foundation. March 15, 2014, prior mammogram, performed at Kaiser of Santa Rosa. March 14, 2014, prior mammogram, performed at Kaiser. August 22, 2011, bilateral breast ultrasound WHC performed at Sutter Pacific Medical Foundation. August 15, 2011, bilateral screening mammogram digital performed at Sutter Pacific Medical Foundation. February 23, 2009, prior mammogram, performed at California Pacific Medical Center.

There are scattered areas of fibroglandular density. MAMMOGRAM FINDINGS: No suspicious mass, architectural distortion, or microcalcifications in the breasts.

--- IMPRESSION:See Assessment.

ACR BI-RADS® Assessments: Category 1 - Negative.

This report was analyzed using CAD (computer aided detection). MANAGEMENT: Routine screening mammogram of both breasts in 1 year. Electronically Signed by: Steven Rockoff 3/11/2024 8:17 AM

R45 copying and pasting shit means nothing you stupid retard motherfucker. Jesus. Go get a job. No way your family is ok with this.

I have a job, thanks.

You really need to come up with something less repetitive. The retard shit shows how mentally limited you are.

Your constant bashing of me shows how obsessive you are, as well.

Have a great rest of your day, I'm not playing anymore.

R47 you don’t think you just exposed yourself with that post? How embarrassing for you.

I like her but I found her "put my finger on my boob" pose on the red carpet so weird/funny. Like WTF?!?

oh please, those tits will be saggy in no time!

Scarlett, under certain circumstances, can act, and has does so brilliantly at times. Ms. Sweeney (as of yet) shows none of Scarlett's ability to actually turn the lights low and let the character live.

R51 - Sydney did well in The White Lotus.

[quote]R18 You don’t know who she is yet you’re on every thread about her, have commented on Anyone But You numerous times and watched Euphoria….

[quote]R19 Oh and you watched White Lotus

I've never heard of this person nor have I ever commented about her, nor have I ever commented on Anyone But You (whatever that is) or watched White Lotus (whatever that is). You're very mistaken about my posting history and should probably brush up on your research skills next time when looking for gotcha moments.

r17 / r53 - it's okay. This loon has been stalking me through several threads, calling me a "retard" and saying that I'm "pretending" to be a woman.

Best to just punch and delete this weirdo. I have, and I've had a much better day since I finally did.

This thread sucks. I thought there would be bitchy comparisons and contrasts between Sydney and Jolie but it's just another bitchfight.

Looks like something grandma wore, with grandmas droopy brassiere

Scarlett is good doing theater too

I’m not a straight man, but I think her appeal is that she looks like a slutty cheerleader. So that makes her more real and creates the illusion of accessibility. As opposed to someone who is beautiful.

She was great in White Lotus. She can do her job.

Love her! She's the new Nancy Allen

[quote]I’m not a straight man, but I think her appeal is that she looks like a slutty cheerleader. So that makes her more real and creates the illusion of accessibility

Maybe like Mena Suvari, back in the late nineties?

[quote] I remember the audience drooling when Angelina presented in that gown.

No you don't, because that never happened. But, that's an impressive "Mary!" statement.

You not only admit you have no idea what "The White Lotus" is, r53, but you're proud of that fact???

She's a blonde Miley Cyrus with double D breasts and a big toothed smile. Perfect for Hollywood and straight male fantasies, but her appeal is absolutely puzzling to everyone else. 14 minutes left on the clock.

I'm sure if she sucks the right cocks in hollywood, her fame will last more than 15min.

Why can't you lot help nuke this fucking bisexual cunt who keeps promoting this fucking plain Jane white whore cunt Sydney!

Fucking hell!

This website is just FEMALES, FEMALES, FEMALES, FEMALES, FEMALES, FEMALES, FEMALES.

FUCKING PATHETIC!!

Right, r64, sure

[quote]even tho she gave her parents a MAGA themed party,

This didn’t happen.

Shut up, minge at r65, or we will red tag you. Again.

R68 YOU STFU CLIT LICKER! 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

RED TAG ME! DO IT!! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I'LL COME BACK.

The difference is Jolie had implants so didn't need support. She had implants way before getting all her breast tissue scraped off.