Hot, hairy James Wolk slated to kill yet another show

Still super fuckable.

I loved that scene in Mad Men.

"Not great, Bob!"

What, Sam Page wasn’t available?

Bathe him and bring him to me.

You didn't have to choose violence with that thread title OP. James is a great guy and something is going to happen for him. Something really soon. It has to. Think positively.

Wolk is possibly the only actor who can blame his lack of stardom on the oddness of his hairline.

them thighs

He's so hot in that scene where he wears Dr. Manhattan's sexy Speedo in "Watchmen."

He is so fucking hot. He really needs to do a nude scene.

R8, what is he wearing??

[quote]Wolk is possibly the only actor who can blame his lack of stardom on the oddness of his hairline.

Will you please consider elaborating?

Hotness notwithstanding, James joins the ranks of Stephen Shortridge, Ted McGinley, Peter Facinelli, and countless others who just can't become a thing. Matt LeBlanc and Matt Perry were also in that group until sheer dumb luck hit them in 1994

Don’t forget Eric Balfour.

Add Kyle Bornheimer to the list. The early 2000s, let’s try to make this guy a thing.

And Geoff Stults!

And Davis Walton, a more recent version of Kyle Bornheimer Syndrome.

*David

They're all dreamy!

Also John Enos, Alex McArthur, and Billy Wirth are hot men who never made it big. Such a shame.

Never understood why Wolk never came out. Yes I know he is married to a woman.

Personally, I love James Wolk but the truth is, Wolk has what I call, "duplicative energy". Meaning that he isn't offering anything that you can't find in a thousand other 30 something corn fed white guys auditioning. He's never done anything that sets him apart from others like him. In the old days he would have been the good son, maybe a doctor or lawyer on soap opera who gets duped into marriage by a bad girl.

He must be well connected because someone keep trying for him.

I like James Wolk, but he's too bland for most people.

He must either give great head or be the nicest guy in the world that he keeps getting so many chances. He must have such a good reputation to work with that folks are willing to give him opportunity after opportunity when others would be tossed aside.

He claims to be 39. Sorry. He's cute for his age but 39 he is not. More like 43.

Datalounge gurls-

Check out this video

James Wolk naked.

When Closet Gays meet... Double hand shake from James. Eye contact with each other. Ryan seductively puts his arm on Wolks shoulder.

Who else thinks Frankie Grande will rear his ugly face before the next 90 minutes?

r26 I think you posted in the wrong thread, dear.

R27. I did indeed.

He looked so cute and wholesome a decade ago and is ageing wonderfully. Anyone watching his new show?

r24 Thanks for that, straight to my spank bank. Shame about the super visible cock sock, though.

He's very hot, but yes...a little generic. There's no edge there.

He literally reminds me of a glowed-up Greg Brady.

Join the club

The show didn’t get great reviews. I smell another cancellation. Poor James. He can’t catch a break. 😢

Porn star JJ 'Jonah' Swift reminds me of James. Or perhaps more so, the May-September lovechild of James and Richard Gere.

R33 / OP A sort of good-looking Rick Astley.

Without the one-hit.

I have a theory James Wolk never broke out because of his terrible haircut

I had ChatGPT create alternatives

Originally

Layered mid length

With highlights

Spiky

Now that's a damn handsome man.

Old Hollywood

Clooney

Floppy

" A sort of good-looking Rick Astley.

Without the one-hit."

Rick Astley had 5 top ten hits in the US.

Looks like a human teddy bear, it's as if he were fashioned for cuddling by the gods themselves.

I wonder what he's like in the sack.

My goodness, talk about “duplicative energy”, he is a shapeshifter!

R36 & r37 look familiar, but I can’t put my finger on it. Same with r39, but I’m willing to say he gives off Hemsworth-cousin vibes.

R40 looks like Chris Messina. R41 looks like David Schwimmer trying to be Clooney. And R42 looks like a TBT pic of Krasinski.

Still, I think OG James is a sexy man. I remember feeling a tingle down under from that scene in “Watchmen.”

Oh, I went through a whole damn Wolk phase after he dropped trou in Watchmen.

Is Zack Snyder in the closet?

That’s Damon Lindelof’s Watchmen, you freaking dumbass.

What's Snyder got to do with our James?

Bet he's got a lovely hairy cock!

I wish I could have sex with such a hot man even for once in my life:-)

R51 - just rent your fantasy - spend the 600 or so bucks - life is short.

Looking at him gives me a happy face.

🔥 🔥

Lovely big arse

A gorgeous man. I really enjoyed his appearances on “Happy Endings”. Not a fan of his scruffy look lately.

R52- Yes, good idea. I have to do it at a relatively younger age than when I am decrepit.

I don't even care if he's straight, I'd pay good money to see him destroy a pussy.

R58 Me too.

I just watched the first episode. The real story is far more intriguing than this series depicts it. I think I’d rather listen to the podcast that inspired it.

R46...Oh it looks much hotter in motion! Damn. 👅

I wanted to say “ Not great, Bob!”

Wah!

Garrett Hedlund showed his knob

I’d lick his shitter.

Does he have a hairy asscrack?

Bet he's got a lovely set of low hangers

Herman Wouk's great-grandson.

Oh, R65, you just know it is. Hairy and magnificent.

[r-67] really?

gosh.

so many people have cool people in their family tree.

i don’t.

my dad’s first big- time girlfriend - her dad was pushed “ or jumped” out of an office bldg window in the Bronx.

Her uncle was shot - killed - as he stood in his doorway.

This was the Bronx in the 1930’s.

My mother’s side was the dullards. Some uncle picked his nose and died of blood poisoning. Or for being disgusting. Or both.

. One nephew crashed his small plane in the wilds of Florida in the 1950’s. He disappeared. The police found that the plane was stuffed with packages of heroin and cocaine.

The odd thing is my mother can’t imagine how the drugs got into the plane. Neither can the guy’s mother.

It remains a mystery to this day.

edit= “were the dullards” not “ was the dullards”

His is too handsome to be anything but a leading man of some kind--especially a superhero or a soap opera lead.

I can't feel sorry for them, but it's oddly hard for actors who are that handsome to be take seriously as character actors--Kyle Chandler and Jon Hamm were two of the few who were able to do it. And Brad Pitt, but he first had to be a leading man for quite a while.