Hey Everybody - Remember This Beauty? Samantha Ronson?

Yes.

How the fuck did Pete Doherty with ovaries ever afford a $12m home?

Oh, honestly Muriel. I was only linking to the photo, not the reader-part of DM. I was reminding everyone of how Samantha was the love of Lindsay Lohan’s life back in more exciting times. Then she dated the widow of Paramount CEO Brad Grey. Sam must be heading towards 50 now. What’s she been doing these days?

She's investing and counting her money, apparently.

She’s kept her original teeth.

Unfortunately, yes.

The Ronsons are a wealthy and well-connected British-American family, so she's probably inherited/stands to inherit quite a bit of money. Her older brother is Mark Ronson. Her father was a music mogul and real estate developer, her mom was a socialite, and her stepdad was Mick Jones of the rock band Foreigner. Probably several generations of solid wealth (but what do I know). And her widowed partner's obviously not short of a few bob either.

Ohh, she's got Brad Grey widow money. That explains it.

Is she married to the widow Grey? Is there a legally binding contract there?

Aha. Yes, very well connected. Her mother was a “write-socialite” and her father was “music executive and real estate entrepreneur” Laurence Ronson.

She is the niece of property tycoon Gerald Ronson. Ronson is related to British Conservative politicians Sir Malcolm Rifkind and Leon Brittan, as well as Odeon Cinemas founder Oscar Deutsch.

Her original last name was Aaronson but her grandfather changed it to Ronson. It makes sense because I was wondering what kind of last name Ronson is. It didn’t seem to have any kind of ethnicity.

Meh.

Well la dee da!