He describes himself as “a toddler on sugar,” has been caught in a cocaine sting by an undercover reporter and is a multimillionaire who pleaded guilty to assaulting his fourth wife.
Uncle Gary Goldsmith is Princess Kate’s worst relative, even by his own admission, with a “self-destruct mode” he can’t control.
So the last thing Britain’s crisis-hit royal family would need right now is a loose cannon like him dropping truth bombs on television.
But that is precisely what is happening — just as the royals grapple with Princess Kate’s mysterious prolonged absence due to an unknown health condition, and King Charles’ cancer.
Uncle Gary, Kate’s mother’s younger brother, made his first appearance on Britain’s “Celebrity Big Brother” on Tuesday night and made an immediate splash with his loud personality and comments about his royal relations.
While Gary claims to adore his niece, in an interview before he went in, he threw lighter fluid on her and Prince William’s feud with Prince Harry and Meghan Markle by saying of them: “Throwing your family under the bus just seems inappropriate.”
He also told the Sun that he understood why his sister Carole, the princess’s mother, who was seen in photographs driving her daughter, might want to avoid watching him.
“I think she will probably be watching me from behind the sofa, slightly anxious,” he said.
“But I do think if the best version of Gary turns up, she’d be proud of me — that’s what we were hoping for!” But he warned: “I have a self-destruct mode, though, and my mouth runs away with me.”
Calling himself the “buncle” — the bad uncle — the 58-year-old’s appearance on the daily network television show could not come at a worse time for his niece or her blue-blooded relations.
A photo published Monday of Princess Kate being driven by her mother has started a new round of internet conspiracy theories about what is so wrong with her that she cannot be seen publicly.
Although she was initially due to be back on the royal circuit after Easter, there was more confusion Tuesday when her appearance at the annual military parade called Trooping the Colour in June was announced by the military but then not confirmed by Kensington Palace.
In contrast, her father-in-law, King Charles, has cancer but has been photographed with the prime minister and other British officials and has resumed work.
Gary is the very opposite of his sister Carole Middleton, who is the picture of demure discretion.
While he may feel that his heart is in the right place and he wants to show loyalty to Kate and William, millions are tuning into the show in the hope that he spills some new royal secrets — giving the show its best ratings in eight years.
In his first show, he was quizzed by music manager Louis Walsh about what it was like having a member of his family marry into the most famous royal family in the world.
“I didn’t vote for it, it happened to me and then suddenly there’s a spotlight on you,” he said. Claiming that Kate and William are both “the savior of the royal family,” he added that sometimes he struggled to get hold of his niece, who was a bridesmaid at one of his weddings.
“It’s difficult to get hold of Kate at the best of times,” he added. “She’s got children and I love the fact that she’s putting family first.”
While he insisted he is not the black sheep of the family as painted, he also claimed: “Every part of me is just riddled with mischief and danger.”
That love of danger has already gotten Goldsmith, a father of one, into trouble and caused embarrassment for his family.
In 2009, he was caught in a drug sting at his Spanish villa on the party island of Ibiza — a villa he nicknamed Le Maison de Bang Bang and where he hosted Kate and William.
He was filmed by a tabloid newspaper reporter handing over cocaine. Goldsmith denied taking drugs and the reporter was later jailed for perverting the course of justice in the aftermath of an unrelated sting.
