Matt Rife Sucked Two Cocks at the Same Time to Get Famous

Well that’s a good way to get sued

So he’s making him “look gay” because “gay is bad” and that will this douche look better in comparison.

I'm wondering who I have to suck off to LOSE my job.

Matt Rife looks like he's no stranger to sucking cocks.

I can buy it

I can think of worst things than sucking dick to jumpstart your career.

Please stop sharing Dom Lucre's tweets, he's a QAnon nutjob and would send your gay ass to the gas chambers in an instant.

If you can swallow it all, I’ll give you job. Here get my mail!

Obvious bullshit.

I'm gonna have to be on team executives

And he's not even famous, so it was hardly worth it.

*looks up whoever the hell this Matt Rife person is*

Well, now we know how he financed his extensive cosmetic surgery.

Hmmm. I'd probably do the same if I were offered. It's just a blowjob.

Dom Lucre is gruesomely ugly. Nonhuman.

there would be no thrill in getting a blow job from this dude he ugly.

Dom Lucre is a horrible person

Hell, I give blowjobs just to be polite and not hurt anyone's feelings.

While I can believe someone or two someones wanting Rife to suck their cocks, no one is giving this guy fame and fortune for a blowjob.

Also, I've watched one of Rife's comedy specials. He's pretty funny.

Matt Rife may or may not have given blowjobs to the two entertainment executives. And I'll believe the other guy saying that he walked out of the meeting when the blowjob discussion began. However, the part of the guy's story that I find hard to believe is that when he was at the door about to leave and looked back, Matt Rife was already on his knees sucking both cocks.

I'm guessing that Matt Rife may have waited to start sucking cock after the other guy had completely left the room and the door was shut.

Matt Rife is not funny. His topics barely illicit a smile. His crowd-sourcing schtick is lame.

nobody gets offered "online stardom" by "signing a contract" I can't speak to whether Rife exchanged sex for opportunity, but I can tell you this guy is not a reliable narrator. If he was an up and coming comedian in the internet age, where are the videos of his act? Where is the evidence he was up and coming? why does he name check the other comedian and not the executives? Could very well be he's an attention whore which is far worse and far more useless than a cocksucker who can get major career by blowing two execs.

R22 Nima strikes me as another "comedian"/"bropreneur" type who exists around the edges of the conservative culture war, or at least one who wouldn't mind getting there.

Im glad these shady practices are coming to fruition. However I dread that there will also be an anti gay backlash.

R22 very true yo. Why name check the comedian and not the execs.

And it went something like this...

Sucked cock or not, that won't change the fact he's one of the worst and most unfunny comedians nowadays.

And this is a problem for people why?

Matt Rife?

How is his last name spelled?

Why does he have sprouts growing out of his head in the pic?

Some people try to go viral by starting beef with someone. I'm not sure pre dental work/pre facial enhancement/gym membership Matt Rife was getting those kinds of offers.

Come on, that logistically doesn't make sense. So they say Matt was already down there chowing down on both dicks before this guy could leave the room? If someone isn't feeling it, do we really think the other guy (Matt) wouldn't wait for him to leave the room first? How slow does this homophobe walk if Matt could manage to suck two dicks in the time it takes for him to leave the room?

The story is bullshit and logistically doesn't make sense.

r22 Matt was pushed HARD on TikTok. He sort of came out of nowhere but he and his standup was constantly trending. Then the special flopped, he faced backlash and the trending stopped. I'm included to believe he was an industry plant and that money is used to push trending numbers on social media. Clearly, there was a PR push that worked to make Matt a decently known comedian.

The situation could very much happen, but the way it's been described on this twitter post makes no sense.

If that story was posted on DL it would rightly be ripped to shreds as the biggest EST. "He had both cocks in his both before I even left the room!" Christ, it's so fuckin silly.

Well, he never sucked my dick!

R34 😂 right even though it’s fkin hot. It’s like a Gay porno come to life.

I’m more bothered by the fact that Matt Rife skips leg day.

Legend is that the two executive’s cocks are STILL in his mouth.

The “comedian” is also Eastern European of course.

Well were the two cocks hot cocks?

R6 I'd much rather suck two dicks to get famous than toil away for years living hand to mouth in shitty places. Actually, I'd rather sick two dicks than take my dog for a walk in this never ending rain.

Don’t get me started…..don’t EVEN get me started!!!!!

R41. Yes, SoCal...it's raining again in San Diego tonight.

[quote] "I can think of worst things than sucking dick to jumpstart your career."

So can we.

Matt is cute and has a great body. I wish he'd suck my dick. I'd reciprocate.

Has Rife commented on this at all in public ? Or is he going to ignore this and let it die out quietly ?

I would like to sue under ADA!

I have a genetic deformity in which I have prominent canine teeth and a very British sideways incisor that makes sucking cock a dare for the recipient. Nobody asks me to suck dick! Nobody! * except for tiny penised persons*

I don’t know if Matt is gay or not. I really could care less, but based on the quality of his material, he definitely sucked some cocks to get that Netflix special.

Amateur!

The lying cunt in the vid, man I would suck, rim this Arab nigga all night long.

[quote]The “comedian” is also Eastern European of course.

Ok, nvm. Issue with my phone display.

The lying cunt in the vid, man I would suck, rim this Arab nigga all night long.—Teacake

Please stop being racist.

R52 I can say the n word. I get that pass as all black people do. Did your ancestors come here on the Middle Passage. Don’t ever try me again ho. Don’t ever disrespect yoself again that way. Imma keep faith.

What are the execs names? Plus that guy is way too ugly to get asked to suck dick. Matt Rife may be a complete douchebag but he's actually attractive.

[quote] I can say the n word. I get that pass as all black people do. Did your ancestors come here on the Middle Passage. Don’t ever try me again ho. Don’t ever disrespect yoself again that way. Imma keep faith.—Teacake

Whitefake says what now?

[quote] The lying cunt in the vid, man I would suck, rim this Arab nigga all night long.—Teacake

You'd take anything you could get. Too bad no one would ever touch you.

R54 Rife is one of those guys who is attractive to some, yet also “very hard to look at” for others.

r46 "Or is he going to ignore this and let it die out quietly ? "

How would we know? We do not work with him.

This sounds like a fantasy this "alpha king" douche has been jacking off to for a while now

This is such a lie! Sucked 2 cocks?

R58 "How would we know? We do not work with him."

Do you know everyone on the forum and who they work with ?

Dom Lucre posted images of a child being sexually abused and Elon was fine with it.

What did Matt Rife do to his face? He had cute stand up bits on youtube with a normal(ish) face. Now, he has that Jim Carey “Mask” thing going on.

He's had a ton of work done. He had some jacked teeth and no jawline before.

He was still cute back then, too. Much better looking now.

Wonder if he could put two balls in his mouth, too ?

(fruɪʃən ) uncountable noun. If something comes to fruition, it starts to succeed and produce the results that were intended or hoped for. [formal] These plans take time to come to fruition.

Nima Yamini is one of those red-pill MRA assholes who go around pontificating about how much of an Alpha male he is and the number of women he fucked. He's a douchebag.

While I don't doubt that Matt Rife has fucked around with guys (this is something that we speculated on older DL threads about Rife), I don't think Nima has much credibility.

If anything, Nima is speaking in metaphors because the scenario of these two even being interviewed together is implausible, as is the double-BJ scenario. That said, Matt is a very eager puppy with fatherless-boy energy who’s been known to latch on to his daddy mentors in the biz. I can see how he’s earned the reputation of dropping on his knees to please — metaphorically speaking.

I think the story is bullshit simply because no man would want those pre-dental surgery teeth anywhere near their dick.

Isn't it a really bad joke?

The way he says: "Just because someone is more famous than you, it doesn't mean they're better, they might just be... gayer" comes across like he thinks he's being funny. Especially with his little smirk at the end.

It's far from funny, but that's how it came across to me.

I choose to believe it because I despise Matt Rife. I will witness his downfall.

R71 He's only about two rungs up the ladder of fame, so his downfall will be more like missing a step.

R21: "His topics barely illicit a smile. "

Illicit? Oh, dear.

R73 It's "elicit" in that context.

R71 If it were true I doubt it'd lead to his downfall. After all, he would be a victim of sexual exploitation.

[quote]I’m more bothered by the fact that Matt Rife skips leg day.

He’s had all that facial masculinization surgery too. The combination is very disconcerting.

Executive #1

R74, that's why I gave him an "oh, dear." Please do keep up.

Do they really make offers like this to multiple people at the same time? That feels more like a closed door session with the pressure on one victim only kind of thing.

Maybe they wanted a foursome ?

R77 Oh okay. I thought you were confused yourself.

However, you should have said: "R74 That's why..."

I wonder if Matty is abrosexual ?

It's cruel to reveal the victim and not the two abusers.

It's hot to imagine Matt Rife diving for those two cocks.

It's wrong that this sort of thing ever happens.

At least with two cocks in his mouth he can’t tell those lame jokes.

Executives: “Haha, Matt — we were just joking around with you. Um, Matt, you can stop. Hello, Matt? Matt?”

r80 You seem to be having a stroke

Call me old fashioned, but I don't see an issue with putting out to get ahead.

However, I'm so untrusting that I would never do it because there would be no way to enforce the agreement.

These days, even a blackmail video could be plausibly denied as being AI.

Only two……oh honey. I could take 20 at once while getting my hair done, back waxed, and eyebrows tinted.

Oh, Nancy… we all know about the pwoclivities of your much much much younger days.

But It was I who gave sloppy head to Fidel Castwo, Anwa Sadat, Menachem Begin, and even Kathawine Hepburn.

It was I who fewlched Sean Connewy, Hugo Chávez, Vladimiw Putin, and Bashar al-Assad!

A gal's gotta eat.

Matt Rife has a reel on Facebook that starts with "I've never met a gay introvert..."

Given I'm a gay introvert and know several others... he's an idiot.

There are many gay introverts. Rife is a douche. And he's not nearly as hot as he thinks he is.

I happy for someone who was able to take the casting couch and make it work for them. There’s no shame for the one looking to get ahead.

How could you be happy for someone who has sex to get jobs? That’s not something to admire at all. There’s still something to be said about getting jobs based on your experience and qualifications, isn’t there? I’m sounding like a pearl clutching idealistic dope but I will die on that hill.

[quote] How could you be happy for someone who has sex to get jobs?

I don’t look down on actual sex workers either. It’s always going to be part of human existence, despite the prudes.

Because of this thread dataloungers I'm

FULLY ERECT right now

R95, yes, but will you now suck two cocks at the same time? Bonus points if it benefits your career. Double bonus points if one of the two cocks is your own.

Amateur!

[quote]How could you be happy for someone who has sex to get jobs? That’s not something to admire at all.

Don't knock it till you try it.

[quote]Don't knock it till you try it.

You said it, sistah !

[quote]Given I'm a gay introvert and know several others... he's an idiot.

HE has never met a gay introvert.

If we accept that he's straight and doesn't cavort with the gays regularly in less public venues, why would introverted gays be anywhere near him?

Secondly, a introverted gay is likely not flamboyant or as obviously identifiable. So, even if one were in proximity to him, he wouldn't likely have made that person's acquaintance because the introverted person isn't likely the life of the party trying to meet the hot new meat.

Nima Yamini has now seemingly retracted his "inflammatory" statements about Matt Rife, siting satirical

R101 The story made no sense in the first place. I can see a pair of Hollywood execs looking for sexual favors from Matt Rife, but not from this fugly guy who looks like Mr. Potato Head.

R102 😆 😆 he also seems to have an obsession with other men being either gay/bi or "closeted homosexuals" which usually means it's the one accusing who's the guilty party

R103 Also, the erotic scenario he painted was right out of gay porn. Bro put some thought into it!

Going off the pics of Rife in that TMZ link, he does have cocksucking lips

Is she related to Cillian Murphy?

According to TMZ, Rife was threatening legal action against Potato Head for what he said. Can that be the reason he's now walking it back and pretending it was satire ?

r107 Of course

I think Sucked Two Cocks is Elizabeth Warren's Native American name.

[quote] he also seems to have an obsession with other men being either gay/bi or "closeted homosexuals" which usually means it's the one accusing who's the guilty party

Or he’s yet another straight homophobe. I know yu don’t want to believe that they exist, but they do.

Matt Rife isn't gay so how does talking shit about him = homophobe?

Rife should publicly tell Yamini that all is forgiven if he sucks his cock.

Matt Rife seems to be one of those celebs who attracts controversy - or causes it - or both. I usually get tired of those celebs really quickly.

Why does his material have so many gay references? SO many. Man of the "Man I wish I were gay, but I'm not" ilk.

In some ways I feel kinda sorry for him, as he clearly has body image issues. His face already looks botched, so he must have had quite a bit of work done and he's only 28. Imagine what he'll look like in 20 years, especially if he carries on with more surgery.

Where do you live R18???

r111 Because the "talking shit" in this case is suggesting someone is gay. When you're saying someone is gay as an insult, that's homophobic.

R117 Yeah, it's homophobic, but I wouldn't call him a homophobe. I would call him a jealous and unfunny comedian. Who happens to be HOT.

R117 He didn't suggest Matt Rife is gay, he said Matt Rife sucked cock to get ahead in his career.

The two things are not the same.

R119 The Alpha King also said,

[quote]Just because someone is more famous than you, that doesn’t mean they’re better, they just might be… gayer.

He definitely implied that Matt is gay —more gay than potato head is. Alpha King has a 1-cock limit per contract, I guess.

r119 Try actually watching the video

Allegedly Rife has a Grindr account…

So where's the screenshot?

R122 I did, but only once.

Matt Rife is one plastic surgery away from looking like Joan Rivers.

Receipts?

R104 😂 😂 exactly, he might've just finished jerking off to one with that same storyline prior to uploading that video. It was a little too detailed to be just a joke.

R110 Lol what? You have no idea what you're talking about, I've been around straight homophobes practically all my life smh I'm aware they exist. Except in some cases they're closet cases themselves.