What's wrong with Marge's attitude?
This seems very consistent with today's Customer Service...
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What's wrong with Marge's attitude?
This seems very consistent with today's Customer Service...
by Anonymous | reply 45 | March 28, 2024 9:06 AM |
I can tell Marge what to do...
by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 6, 2024 3:15 PM |
Marge should work in the Baton Rouge Library system.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 6, 2024 3:21 PM |
Does this mean that Marge won't help me with research on my medical diagnosis?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 6, 2024 3:22 PM |
I've got your "10 Items" right here, Marge.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 6, 2024 3:27 PM |
Marge is in charge!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 6, 2024 3:32 PM |
If I could only find a cashier with Marge's winning personality and gift for customer service!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 6, 2024 3:33 PM |
Given that the National Minimum Wage hasn't of $7.25 per hour been increased since about the time this video was made - her attitude seems about right to me.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 6, 2024 3:35 PM |
[quote]I can tell Marge what to do...
Me too.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 6, 2024 3:42 PM |
If Marge was so concerned about the people waiting in line behind Mr. Over-15-Items, she shouldn't have wasted so much time explaining to him how the Express Lane works.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 6, 2024 3:44 PM |
If only Marge had been the checkout lady the day of Joan's trip to the supermarket.
"Look, lady, I don't care who the fuck you are! This line is for shoppers with10 items or less! So you're gonna have to take your Spanish sausage and Pepsi to another line."
I have a feeling that Joan and Marge would have gotten into a slap-fest for the ages.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 6, 2024 3:53 PM |
Love it!
(and I think I've been in that particular Jewel....LOL)
by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 6, 2024 3:54 PM |
[quote] with10 items or less!
Fewer!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 6, 2024 4:38 PM |
Donāt be a Karen, be a Marge.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 6, 2024 4:41 PM |
MAYAM?
MAYAM!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 6, 2024 4:50 PM |
Marge's pussy stinks.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 6, 2024 4:58 PM |
"You're not allowed in this lane."
Nor are any Colored people!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 6, 2024 5:03 PM |
Marge is one of those people who is scarier when she "tries" to be nice
than when she's being her real cunt self
by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 6, 2024 5:05 PM |
Wow, OP. Kudos to you for posting something that's been on here more than Teacake.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 6, 2024 5:05 PM |
[quote]Wow, OP. Kudos to you for posting something that's been on here more than Teacake.
Still not as much as your mom's pussy
by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 6, 2024 5:07 PM |
Oh, now I get it. OP is five.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 6, 2024 5:10 PM |
Girls! Girls! You're BOTH stale, fetid cunts!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 6, 2024 5:12 PM |
This video is fucking hilarious!š
I was forced to watch a similar styled video in the mid 90s while I worked at a regional discount store. Me and about 10 other new hires were made to watch a similar video that was so corny it was gut busting funny. Me and a girl I had befriended during training busted out loud laughing while watching the tape with the training manager in the room. We were the only two who cracked up but it was so stupidly funny it was impossible to keep it inside. We stopped trying to keep it bottled and let er rip for the whole length of the video while others and the manager smiled at us but were too straight laced to bust a gut with us.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 6, 2024 5:56 PM |
Interestingā¦ It was at Jewel and not Food Circus in Raytown, MO
by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 6, 2024 6:00 PM |
The second worst Marge after Ms. Taylor Greene
by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 6, 2024 6:02 PM |
She's a butch one. Never fuck with a dyke, she will fuck your shit UP!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 6, 2024 6:05 PM |
r23 I remember being the only one laughing out loud at the training videos when I worked retail. My coworkers looked at me like I was crazy. The straights just don't get camp humor. The same thing happened when I was forced to take anger management class as a teen.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 6, 2024 9:50 PM |
R27 I can tell you and I could be fast friends.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 6, 2024 9:58 PM |
Why is everyone calling her Marge when her supervisor called her Joan?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 6, 2024 10:13 PM |
[quote]Why is everyone calling her Marge when her supervisor called her Joan?
In this supermarket, a bitch will cut you for calling her "Joan".
by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 6, 2024 10:25 PM |
If they wanted people to listen to her, they should've hired THIS Marge.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 6, 2024 11:47 PM |
Those mullets, Jesus.
Where is Jewel located? That bag boy had quite the Midwestern accent.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 7, 2024 12:02 AM |
Good thing she doesnāt have to deal with this turd.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 7, 2024 12:26 AM |
I liked the black bagging clerk rolling his eyes at the frau with her crotch fruit.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 7, 2024 12:40 AM |
Who does she think she is, Miss Upper Deck?
by Anonymous | reply 35 | March 7, 2024 12:42 AM |
NOBODY would ever bring 11 items to Large Marge's express lane r31.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | March 7, 2024 12:50 AM |
r43 Jewel is mostly in the greater Chicago area. It's now owned by Albertson's.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | March 7, 2024 3:36 AM |
What someone really needs to tell Marge is...
she's not as fresh 'down there" as she thinks she is
by Anonymous | reply 38 | March 7, 2024 1:43 PM |
Beanā¦ sproutsā¦? What the fuck are bean sprouts?
by Anonymous | reply 39 | March 7, 2024 10:08 PM |
I'd recommend you stay out of that old cunt's way...
And try the Express Checkout at the Food Circus
That beautiful cashier named Naomi is the fastest, most accurate, and friendliest checker in the Tri-State area
by Anonymous | reply 40 | March 7, 2024 10:31 PM |
CAN'T YOU READ?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | March 28, 2024 4:23 AM |
IT'S MAM, Marge. MAM.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | March 28, 2024 4:38 AM |
The customer asking for paper bags was an early soldier in the Green Revolution.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | March 28, 2024 4:44 AM |
That fucking guy knew he was in the express lane. He was trying to play dumb but I wasn't fooled. Marge should have said something like "first time in a grocery store?"
by Anonymous | reply 44 | March 28, 2024 5:57 AM |
Remember Terry Sweeney? He could play a good Marge.
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