Aaron Taylor Johnson Armani CQUA DI GIÒ

Yum.

He's hot. His old wife is so lucky.

Why? His career's lowkey dead.

so effing hawt

R3 Whooooo CARES?

I can’t get past his old granny wife. He loses sexuality points. There’s no fantasy there because he’s been his granny wife’s brainwashed dog for like 15 years. I don’t think he’s ever sex with anyone besides her.

It’s not sexy. When I see him I just feel bad.

R6 I mean...whatever helps you sleep at night.

But if you've seen one of his interviews, he's definitely the type of pseudo-intellectual young dude who thinks he has more in common with an older woman than someone his age.

They met in 2009 when he was 18 and she was 42. If they’d met when he was older I wouldn’t say so much.

I’m 41 now and I can’t imagine dating an 18 year old next year. No thanks.

I can't imagine what he sees in that dusty old anorexic snatch.

r6 I'm sure he'd lose sleep over your faux concern

The man is sex on a stick!

He’s hot and that’s a cool ad. I wonder how much they pay the whale?

R7, how intellectual can Sam Taylor-Johnson be, when she was fascinated by 50 Shades of Grey and campaigned relentlessly to be able to direct the franchise? A moderately intelligent person would have NEVER done such a thing, especially because those books were incoherently written, they didn't have a discernible plot and whatever little story they contained, has been shamelessly plagiarized from the equally awful Twilight novels.

If that is what he considers his intellectual match, it isn't any wonder she easily groomed him into being her toy boy.

R13 I have no idea and that wasn't the point of my post. I don't know how intellectual she is and I certainly wouldn't make any assumptions based on her campaign to direct the movie version of a VERY successful--yet trite--book. Maybe she likes money over art OR she likes the book and relates to the idea of being submissive to a hot, rich guy. Hell, I do.

Regardless, young people who want older partners usually do because they can't relate to people their age. Why are gays so pressed about that?

Christ, we should be throwing this bitch a parade for getting some young dumb and full of cum at her age.

I ain't mad at her.

James Bond I presume.

I think his wife ruined his life/career by baby trapping him so early.

He's been in Avengers, a Godzilla film, won a Golden Globe and has worked with Christopher Nolan. Looks like he is doing well for himself.

Where is the helicopter dick?