This Is Why Men Are Obsessed With Sydney Sweeney

She looks like a mannequin or blowup doll in that pic. Dead eyes.

It's the tits. Come on, she's the new Kate Upton.

Kate Upton wasn’t a successful actress. Even after they tried making her one.

She has big tits and is a car enthusiast. That’s definitely appealing to men.

They don’t watch her movies or anything.

Just like they didn’t watch Jessica Albas who they all loved too.

Pay walled.

No one is obsessed with her except that one demented queen on here who keeps trying to make her happen.

Who??

Her SNL episode supposedly did very well and her skits have all gone viral all over social media. People have been talking about it all over social media.

And Republicans are using her as proof that people will watch when you have an attractive WOMAN and not trans lol. They find any reason to bring up trans.

Republican men are celebrating her SNL episode

She doesn't have the chops as an actor but she's got the tits.

Kate is prettier and taller, but Sydney can act.

Maga trash.

r9 that's because she defended her MAGA family members. They had a family gathering video a year to two ago which showed loads of her family members with MAGA hats. So since then, she has been a conservative's wet dream. And she's blonde and submissively shows off her rack to any director that asks.

I think she's a good actress to be honest. A lot of straight dudebros like her for the aforementioned reasons (big tits and a hot body) and she gets extra brownie points from the millennial/gen Z Republican crowd because her family is MAGA (she is from northern fucking Idaho, so I'm not sure what people expected).

I will say she seems sweet and comes across as pretty unpretentious. The 21st century Marilyn Monroe? I don't know. We'll see if she ODs in her thirties.

I find Bowen Yang annoying me in general but I thought this was actually funny. Sydney was good in it, and the random Gina Gershon appearance just about killed me.

That WAS very funny, R15. Thanks for posting it.

Men aren’t obsessed with her. Her PR people have spread the claim that men are obsessed with her.

Lord, straight men will stick their dicks in anything.

R17 Exactly. Everything you read in the celebrity/entertainment press for the most part is one PR team talking to another. It's all a money grabbing distraction. Always has been. I guess it works.

She seemed drugged or in a fugue state on SNL. I’m wondering if she had to be sedated for nerves, or is she always like that? It was like watching something terrible from the dark web.

[quote] Her SNL episode supposedly did very well

Sure, Jan. That’s why the ratings are in the shitter.

R17, anyone with a single brain cell knows her people planted this crap.

absolutely fucking not. it's her body, jumbo yum yums, vacant doll/doe eyed fuck me face, she's HOT PUSSY first and foremost. your first clue that this article was bullshit is that a woman wrote it.

R29 Spooky and now it is all I see with those clips.

Lots of mouth breathers on X declaring her popularity indicates the end of whatever "woke" means to them.

I'd never seen her before White Lotus so I didn't know she was on Euphoria but she is a decent actress from what I could tell. Her character was weird and funny but had an edge with the word obsession with the friend. Following her after she snuck out was like Single White Female lite. Almost wondered if she infused a little lez into he role. Beautiful tits also.

Sweeney = below

R26 - Her character on White Lotus (Olivia) was interesting. I thought think Olivia was physically attracted to her friend, but rather that she saw her friend as a pet.

No one knows if her episode did well. NBC has been locking down the ratings this year and it takes a while for them to leak out.

She's cross eyed and very plain in the face. Her acting is atrocious and her speaking voice is horrendous. They only like her for her tits.

It's too bad she wasnt around when they were making that movie about sexual harassment at fox becasue she looks like a weathergirl on the 6 o'clock news.

That said she does have acting talent.

Weirdly She comes off as much smarter when shes acting than when shes talking as herself.

I’m gay. I don’t give a fuck about her.

Tits, aka udders, do absolutely nothing for me.

She’s hot. The loser on here trying to say otherwise or acting like straight men wouldn’t be attracted to her is so full of shit. He also thinks everyone is gay when statistics say otherwise. You would think someone who is all about numbers and always bringing up numbers would know better.

You would think R36 would know this is a gay chat board and no one gives a shit about some blonde whore with tits. None of us care about her or if straight men like her.

Onlyfans is her future.

Maybe I have some degree of face-blindness, but her features are so indistinct and hard to pin down that they almost disappear. If a caricature artist were to do a cartoon of her, it would probably be an exact tracing of her face, because the most distinctive thing about her (from the neck up) is that she has no outstanding characteristics.

Taylor must be worried sick. We can’t have two white women with blonde hair being simultaneously shoved down our throats as The Marilyn Monroe of Our Day and the last Blonde in Peril was either Amber Heard or Anne He he.

Taylor and Sydney look nothing alike & Taylor is a half foot taller.

r37 a horny straight man could identify her eye area from a mile away