The biggest penis you've ever seen or had

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The husband of my former coworker. I accidentally saw it when I went camping with them. He was getting out of the shower right when I walked by. I did a double take. I really could not believe how huge it was. I was obsessed with staring at his crotch after that. I kept trying to get them to go skinny dipping.

We have had threads about this and I have told this story before, but I’ll do it again. Knew a guy for awhile and we got drunk and hooked up one night. After that night, I would always referred to him as “thermos dick”. It was Not. Going. In. after what seemed like hours of trying. My god. After that, he continued to pursue me. I just could not.

Had a date with a Cuban guy who was so sweet. He’d been infatuated with me for a while (I was young) and brought flowers to the date. After dinner and a movie we came home. All going great.

It was so big there was nothing I could do with it.

People fetishize huge dicks but there’s no practicality for most of us. I wouldn’t be able to breathe with even a little of it in my mouth.

That was our last date.

Cuban's are known to have large penises.

*Cubans (sorry)

R4 = One of the tragic love stories of all time

When I was in my 20's I started seeing a guy I had a crush on for a long time. He was a handsome daddy type who was previously dating a friend of mine. We finally got together and I was in complete awe over his cock and balls I nearly fainted. His cock was so big that when I'd jerk him off it was like handing a slab of meat at the butcher shop.

One great way to smoke out all the down low gays at your office is to off handedly comment how the new guy has the biggest dick you’ve ever seen- then quickly change the subject without further explaining how you saw it.

Hilarity ensues!

Surfer I picked up in Ft Lauderdale. He was was 6'4 . His cock was I'd guess around 8-9 in. Luckily he was a bottom and I'm an eyes queen not a size queen.

Met a guy via the AOL chat rooms. I was 25 or 26. I'd seen a pic of him in a baseball cap and thought he was cute.

He came over. Turns out he was from Nigeria. We started making out, and when my hand inevitably went to his crotch, boom!

The tent in his boxers was no optical illusion. I'd had some big-dicked lovers by that point, and have had many since, but his was a great deal longer than 10". I have big hands and I could wrap one hand around his erect cock and then place the other on top of that and pump both hands simultaneously, and there'd still be dick left over at the top. Not only was it long, it was also thick. Especially from the base and the first few inches extending from it.

I sucked it, or as much as I could get in my mouth, but we didn't try fucking. At the time it would have been impossible, I think. Now I might try it. I asked him about it. He said that guys could never take it, and that the few women he had fucked (he was nominally bi) complained about it being painful.

We met one other time after that, then lost touch.

He was a nice guy. And shy about that dick. There was nothing in his profile or our private chats that indicated he is literally hung like a horse.

I met a guy at a club in London. He told me he had a 12" cock; I thought he was just being funny and went home with him but sure enough,, it was that big. I rode that thing all night long and haven't seen one as big since.

a guy who was at least 10 inches and SUPER thick. was a bartender at one of the local gay bars and I encountered him in the bathhouse. I chickened out and could only give him a hand job. he was ENORMOUS

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On day on set, I walked in on Bea Arthur changing costumes.....

On a sperm whale, as I swam by… it was this big👻🍆🍆🍆

32B.C. remember it well..

My friend Tim, who used to be my UPS delivery man at my business from 1989 -93. He was married, handsome, and hot as fuck (seven years older than me). Everyone said he looked like Lucky Vanous from the 'Diet Coke' commercials back then and played off that. I always suspected he was bi or interested. I knew he was packing when he used to wear his UPS brown shorts to make deliveries in the summer. He used to ask to use my bathroom in my backroom, and come out with a hard-on. I wasn't sure how to react, so I just used to stare and smile at him (he told me later he was always waiting for me to make the next move, but I was too self-conscious).

Finally, one day he made a delivery to my store shortly after I closed and was locking up. We made chit chat and then he asked if he could use the bathroom, as usual (I had told him a while ago he didn't have to ask, but he always did anyway). This time I went with him, waiting outside the bathroom pretending to put some inventory away in my backroom. When he came out of the bathroom, he had shorts off and a beautiful big thick cock looking at me. He unbuttoned his brown shirt and revealed his beautiful furry chest. Right away I got on my knees and started on him. It was humongous. He was the perfect specimen of muscles, handsome face, and beautiful cock.

TO this day, we still see each other (though it's tough now because his wife is retired and she's always with him every day). He's in his late 60s, his dark fur is now gray, but he's still sexy. It takes him a little longer to get it up (which embarrasses him, even though I tell him there's nothing to be embarrassed about) but once he does - forget it. I've tried taking it up my ass, but he's too big. He gives great blow-jobs, too.

Seen, not had, and I still remember it from a half-century ago in the steam room of the Club Baths in NYC, about 1970 or so. It was a foot long, about as big around as a tennis ball and must have weighed six or seven pounds. As above, it was too big for anyone to do much with besides give it a tug, but Jesus he was huge. He didn't have a great body (it wasn't awful either, just not on the same level as his dick) but nobody was looking at his abs or his pecs.

The two biggest belonged to a Somali and an American of German descent.

R2, are they a gay couple? Are you male?

R12, how blown out is your hole?

[quote]He used to ask to use my bathroom in my backroom, and come out with a hard-on.

Some of you live such sordid lives.

Some asshole posted a beached whale with its dick out on our local Facebook group. I still have PTSD.

R17, your story made me weep like I was watching The Notebook! Was completely unprepared for the time jump reveal at the end and the retired wife and self-consciousness about the erectile lag were very moving details.

Bravo! And you still can’t take it up your ass. It’s practically a Christmas story.

Somali cock is the best cock.

R21 believe or not it's fine! But, it was 20 years ago, I'm sure any guys I let fuck me immediately after that felt the proverbial hot dog in the hallway.

I've had a couple - the older the guy gets, the harder it is for them to get hard/cum

R22 you give that short fiction writer way too much credit

R5 not all of them....

R17 Hot story. I may have to toss off to that one later tonight.

A guy at the old communal shower at NYU. He was huge, long and one of the ugliest guys I have ever seen. Honestly Barnum would have had him in one of his side shows.

You guys gonna let this girl outdo you?

Biggest dick I had was a guy I was dating for about 3 months in my late twenties. He was French/Spanish and we were very attracted to each other, both physically and emotionally. But he was a strict top and while I consider myself versatile I don't like to bottom every time. He was huge, about 9-10 range and very girthy. He wanted anal sex almost every day, and he was a very aggressive top, which left me little time to recover between sex. I broke it off after 3 months. I saw him again about 4 years later, and since neither of us was in a relationship at the time, and we had one last hook-up. He wanted to get back together but I declined. If he wasn't so big it probably we would have lasted a lot longer.

Big Tony.

But his name was Chris.

I’m a bigger guy myself so I always remember it that way. The big ones stick out and are memorable. I’d say out of the 10% of guys that were bigger, maybe 2 had true 9 inches.

I've been with five guys. They've all been about 8 - 9 inches. The biggest was Cade Maddow, he wasn't the longest, but he was the girthiest. It was also solid as a rock. It took me some time to adjust to it. He was great though. He was patient and eased himself in until I was ready for him to let loose. He's a great kisser and that helped loosen me up. My last boyfriend was thick, but Cade made him seem average. I wonder if he's had injections to fatten it.

R36 here. Ugh. Cade Maddox is who i meant.

Oscar Harrison

9 inches. Thick like a horse cock. I couldn't enjoy it.

Next was 8 inches. Thinner. That was much better.

Best one was a good thick 7.5 inches. Couldn't get enough.

You know you can't get your mouth around the huge cocks? Best cocks to suck are 6 inches.

Give me a 6 incher and I am a happy gay!

It says big, but that can be length or girth. What’s the thickest you’ve had? I think for me it had to have been a tad over 6” girth.

Well to be honest..,

One of my first boyfriends, while still in high school- he was a few years ahead. Had to be just over 12 inches with a head the size of a lemon.

He went on to play bit parts in several Hollywood blockbusters.

I had been chatting with a guy named Vlad in a M4M chatroom on AOL for a few weeks. He lived about an hour away, but one Sunday afternoon he asked if he could come to my place. So he did then we had a couple drinks and went to my bedroom. We undressed and when I looked at his semi-boner I was awe struck. Easily over ten inches and fat. Really fat. I remarked that he was packing of something, and he replied that one guy he’d been with called him “Beer-can Vlad.”

We started making out and I reached down and felt his dick. No way I could get my hand around it. It was thicker than my wrist. He was cut and honest to God, I could get just the head in my mouth, nothing else. Thankfully he wanted to blow me while I jerked him off, which is about all we could do. After we came (and he came voluminous streams), I asked him if he’d ever been with anybody who could take him. He said he’d tried many times, but the only guy he ever penetrated anally started bleeding, so they stopped.

He was, by far, the biggest I’ve been with. “Beer can” my ass. He was like a 40 of Olde E.

Black guy I met one night at a bar. He was married, but was clearly into me. We did the staring at each other thing from across the bar, then we met up in the bathroom. There, we started making out (classy, I know). He pulled it out and it was so big I didn't even understand. At least 10 inches. Way thicker than a beer can.

We couldn't do anything more that night. But he gave me his phone number. I called him later that week.

We ended being FB for many years. It was only oral at first. I was young and had no ability to handle anything that big. But then he brought coke during one of our hookups. He told me if I did a little, I could probably take him. Man was he ever correct! I became his coke bottom whore for the better part of a decade before I aged out of partying.

We're still friends and occasionally I blow him. He's sixty now. I'm mid 40s. We've known each for twenty years, which is bizarre. He's a really good guy, with a huge dick.

Oh, he's also an amazing top. It's not just his dick. He's aggressive and alpha and just a total fun fuck. Since him, I've had many dicks of all sizes, but he remains the best pure top I've had.

R45, when you meet up in a bathroom do you consider that a date?

[quote]The biggest penis you've ever seen or had

The biggest penis I've ever had was in my past life as a sperm whale.

R46, no.

I had roommates at the time. He was married and had kids. So we couldn't go anywhere. But we were both into each other, both a little buzzed, so we went to the bathroom to at least get a little bit of action.

This is not exactly about the biggest cock I've seen, but more about the most foreskin. I was in a back room at Dore Alley years ago when docking was having its moment. I was getting blown by some guy, and two other guys came up next to us and started making out. I always thought docking was a myth, but one of the guys whipped out his cock and started rolling his foreskin down the other guy's shaft. He had enough to fully envelope the other guy. I was fascinated, so I asked if I could essentially jerk them both off with the first guy's foreskin. It was a bizarre experience in a way, like playing with a Chinese finger trap, but we all ended up coming together.

^^Foreskin is the best.

My nephew. He's straight and tells me a few girls have looked and just said nope.

Which one of us posters has the biggest one? This is the burning question. Well… I don’t want it if it burns lol.

Mine

All I know is this - I've seen more little fellers than bigguns over my lifetime. I'd settle for ok sized and free of diseases.

Mike Duffy, Brian Finn, James Hetfield...I don't fucking care who fucking knows excellent lovers in each their way. All my lovers are over 60 now

Four inches is FINE...

R55, you fucked the lead singer of Metallica???

[quote]People fetishize huge dicks but there’s no practicality for most of us.

This is the sad reality. I've posted about him before: My biggest hookup was a Native American guy I met in college. His cock was so big, there was no way I could accommodate it. Too bad, because he was a great guy.