Bradley Cooper is a freak

Maybe wait until after bath time to take a shit then.

Horrifying

Is this supposed to endear him to the Academy?

[quote]Because His Open-Plan Bathroom Has “No Doors”

Disgusting. People who leave the door open when they shit should be publicly flogged.

There's no way he only has one bathroom in his home. This is just a sick fetish.

I’m wondering if the Bernstein children are regretting their choice of actor to play their father?

Can we rescind his nomination?

He would of course admit to this in a conversation with the insufferable Dax Shepard. I could easily envision Dax and Kristen Bell making headlines for admitting to making defecation a family event—because, you know, they're so OPEN and FREE and just have, like, no boundaries!

Not cute, Cooper

What is wrong with this self-aggrandizing idiot? I read something about him "struggling to love" his daughter in her first 8 months. WTF??!! RED ALERT, RED ALERT!

Are his turds blue?

Is his kid a little person?

Lot’s of bathrooms are “open plan” but daddies don’t go take a dump while their children are in the tub.

Having no boundaries is a hallmark of having a personality disorder.

He has fallen from grace HARD

He must be having a mental breakdown for being nominated so many times, and not winning.

Amateur.

A truly disgusting, not to mention wildly inappropriate, bit of information he really should have kept to himself.

[quote]Lot’s of bathrooms are “open plan”

As long as the toilet is behind a closed door…

Can this be the final nail in the coffin of his career? I've had sufficient of this pretentious ratface.

It's one thing to show your kid that you poop, all people poop, on the toilet during potty training.

It's not normal at all to have conversations with your 6 year old daughter while you're taking a shit on the toilet. There are boundaries that parents should be teaching their kids. You're not a prude because you close the door and let your kid know that some things require privacy.

He's got some real issues. I feel sorry for his daughter.

I'd be more concerned about the older male, young female family nudity dynamic.

I'm sure there are many people who would have an issue with this.

He could very well have cancelled himself with this disgusting revelation.

I'm 55 years old, a female, and my parents were hippies. While my parents weren't shy about nudity and didn't exactly shield their bodies, they didn't exactly parade around in the nude either. However, it wasn't unusual to see my Dad (and he was my Step-Dad, but the only real father I ever had), to walk out of the bathroom nude and into his bedroom. I saw him full frontal nude plenty of times, but I never felt it was in an exhibitionist way. He and my mom didn't hang out naked - even though they were full-on hippies with armpit-hair, no deodorant or underwear, smoked pot, only ate natural foods, etc.

But they had some boundaries. And they shut the fucking door when they took a shit. Peeing was somewhat different, but even then, it wasn't a blatant thing. I don't recall even hearing them have sex (even though they had an active sex life), because they had a bit of sense of BOUNDARIES.

Bradley, I love it! Your daughter is a lucky girl!

Germany just shrugged its shoulders

Isn't there a photo of Brolin's son on the toilet in front of his very young daughter

Now.I'm not talking about children but do men have no problem taking a dump while their wives are in the bathroom?

i don't think it's just the part of taking a shit in front of his daughter. it's the fact that he makes it like it's a normal type of activity he does IN CONJUNCTION with constant nakedness around her as well.

No boundaries at all doesn't bode well for the future mental health of this child.

I agree, R27. If he normalizes crossing those boundaries, it will only make her more vulnerable to predators who also cross boundaries, normalizing this like her dad does.

Does Bradley let his daughter suck his toes, too?

OMG, WTF r29.

that is truly disturbing, and have been on this board for 15 years, never seen it. WTAF?

Lol R30.

Where have you been?

Armie's a real weirdo.

This little photo adds a bit more information that you might find even more disturbing.

r31 I KNOW Armie is a freak, obviously. Duh

I just have never seen that pic, that's all i was saying.

I don’t think it’s that big of a deal. His career is dead in the water though (and Dax Shepard? Why do we even know his name?), so this is easily the most interesting thing about him now

it's a big deal to say he's naked around his 6 year old daughter often. and shits around her often. after he said he struggled to love her most of the first year of her life.

He's got my vote!

Gross. I don't know why people talk about themselves shitting. Not that I was attracted to him, but if I was would have killed it.

R5, The house Bradley just purchased in Pennsylvania has 5.5 bathrooms.

When LBJ was President, he would meet with Cabinet members while on the toilet.

Miss Cooper is an idiot and crazy with it. (Look into her eyes!)

Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard have always rubbed me the wrong way and nauseated me. They just try too damn hard to be "hip, modern parents". This behavior doesn't surprise me in the slightest and stinks of some kind of fetish for daddy. But mommy is Anna from "Frozen" so that makes it OK, right?! 🤪

Isn’t Dax Shepard reported to be supremely hung?

I don't think it's wrong for a dad to supervise a six-year old daughter's bath time. Sometimes the kid needs help washing hair, etc. However, a dad pooping while his child is bathing is totally beyond the pale. And stinky.

I never realized how much force was leant to the celebrity crushes I used to have by the simple fact of that person’s mysteriousness and unknowability. The less forthcoming they were in interviews, the more I felt that I might have liked and been able to have interesting conversations with them in real life, except when they’d amassed a long string of divorces, in which case it seemed possible that they were jerks.

These days, when I like a celeb all I have to do is wait for them to say something and I’m sure to like ‘em less. No more of the time-honored, “I really loved making this movie. Everyone was so dedicated and the script was so well done. Let’s watch a clip.”

Now it’s TMI 24/7 and they somehow emerge as both boring and disgusting and all my hopes are on Cillian Murphy, who hates to be interviewed.

Is this the daughter he admitted he didn't feel connected to and struggled to "really love"?

Just a heads up Brad. I grew up in an old large house with a big family. There were no doors. I am still in therapy with a shrink.

So BRAD, save up for that for your kid you are gonna fuck up.

^ Gaga.

I never liked Bradley Pooper. He has crazy eyes so none of these revelations surprise me. He always came across as a weirdo and try hard.

I don't really give a damn about Bradley Cooper or his behavior or his children, but it's wild that you lot seem to think that because he's famous or attractive, or notable, he's of sane mind and is something to aspire to. But again this is DL. Never change.

Bradley’s best role is the voice of the raccoon in the Guardians of the Galaxy movies. You don’t have to see his face.

Why say this? Is he that stupid?

Bradley Pooper needs to be his new name.

There's something wrong with this guy.

Never thought he was attractive, and now, I never will.

I'd like to tally the list of strange things that have come out about Bradley Cooper during this past Oscar campaign season:

He forces film crew to stand during shooting. No chairs allowed.

He attends his high school reunion in Philadelphia to mingle with the little people, so they will fawn over him.

He has rescued actresses three times during "emergencies," where they needed his help.

He broke out in tears in front of the Bernstein family, because he was so emotional.

He mentioned that when he first saw his newborn daughter, he was put off by her because he didn't really know her.

Now he poops in front of her.

This guy is a fucking WEIRDO.

[quote]However, a dad pooping while his child is bathing is totally beyond the pale. And stinky

But Miss Cooper’s shit doesn’t stink.

THis is the person who doesn't wear deodorant so he's gross all around.

Well this is the type of banal, trite AF information that won JLaw two Oscars.

And clearly his daughter is so disturbed by this she’s eating her feelings.

What compelled him to share this information with the public?

[quote]Now it’s TMI 24/7 and they somehow emerge as both boring and disgusting and all my hopes are on Cillian Murphy, who hates to be interviewed.

The Internet/social media destroyed the mystique of celebrity. We see that most of them are cunts and we also see far too much of them. The glamour is gone.

[quote] What compelled him to share this information with the public?

He's an ATTENTION WHORE.

Cillian Murphy hates to be interviewed? Since when? He's NEVER not on a press junket.

As an actor I really like Bradley; I think he’s very talented and can do both comedy and drama. I’m surprised he publicly spoke of this but I shouldn’t be. I wish I could find the leaked Sony email that said he was an odd duck.

I've never seen anyone so fucking desperate for an Oscar!

Here.

What a weirdo!

Cue the people or PR cleanup crew who start to clamor that obviously he's on the spectrum so that explains the things he has said and the stupid shit on the set of Maestro.

"He just doesn't understand social cues and mores. He just says what he says because he has no filter."

Watch: this will happen.

I just called Pennsylvania Bucks County Children and Youth.

He probably thinks it’s perfectly normal to teach his daughter about the wonders of the human body by hanging out around her in the nude. It’s like playing “Heads, Shoulders, Knees & Toes,” but with a penis added.

Is Bradley the girl’s biological father?

Did he sit on the toilet in front of Victor Garber? I guess when you're the party bottom it really doesn't matter.

Bradley is her biological father. The mom is his Russian beard Irina Shayk.

Gross. He must be desperate.

Bradley failed to mention that he wasn't pooping, he was peeing.

Because Miss Cooper pees while sitting down.

Not me, R73.

I am an expert on this topic. I grew up in a huge house with four older sisters and one older brother. When I was 5, my parents added an addition to the house and removed all doors except for the bathrooms for refinishing. They did not re-appear back on the frames throughout the house until I was in my senior year in high school.

I am still seeing a shrink.

He is seriously a fucked up human.