Elizabeth Hurley Stars In Son Damian’s Seductive Directorial Debut “Strictly Confidential”

Speaking to PEOPLE about the film, Damian revealed his mother Elizabeth had 'promised' to star in his first picture years ago, and when it was greenlit, she 'dropped everything' to take part.

He said: 'It was a joy to come to work and tackle each day together.

'We only had 18 days to shoot the whole film, so our twin-like telepathy was invaluable throughout.'

He's been in charge of taking her thirst trap photos for social media for years. It's weird as hell.

Oedipus complex?

Because what aspiring filmmaker wouldn’t want to kick off what is sure to be a momentous career by directing their mother in low budget lesbian erotica?

It doesn't help that it has the digital sheen of a Showtime softcore.

And he WROTE it too! We have a nascent auteur on our hands, girls.

Does he want to fuck his mom, or does he want to be his mom?

R7 …Yes.

She dropped everything to be in it.

What is Hurley so busy doing these days? Watching her nails dry? Lusting after her son?

Perverts

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Eeeeewwwww.....isn't the kids father like super rich? It seems like an icky, unhealthy relationship.

Will Hugh Grant be making a cameo appearance?

Their relationship reminds me of Stephanie Seymour and son.

R12 Her kid’s (unwilling) father was Steve Bing, who jumped out of his penthouse to his death a couple of years ago. He inherited hundreds of millions of dollars in the early 80s, used it to purchase entree into Hollywood & Democratic political circles, but ultimately frittered his fortune away. He had “only” a couple hundred grand to his name when he killed himself.

This sounds like it was written by Liz & Damian:

"Bing died by suicide on June 22, 2020, at the age of 55 by jumping from his condominium on the 27th floor of the Ten Thousand building at 10000 Santa Monica Boulevard in the Century City neighborhood of Los Angeles. He had been depressed about lack of human contact during the Coronavirus disease quarantine.

With a past linked to drug addiction, including the recent loss of a close girlfriend due to overdose, a history of failed investments in the film industry and failed relationships with both lovers and his own estranged children, at the time of his death, he was worth $300,000 having spent most of the $600 million he had inherited."

Oh my. Is this a casting call from 1993?

Mental floss.

Filth. Filth and debauchery.

Spent most of $600m with only 300k left?

This is why I don't like inheritance. Funny though - Liz probably thought she'd hit a goldmine basically forcing him to have her kid. Go after the self-made people, those are the ones who know the value of money and are good at keeping it.

It really is stupefying. Just take 5% or 10% of that inheritance, stick it in index funds & US Treasury bonds, and he never has to worry about anything ever again, regardless of what he does with the rest of the money.

Ethan Hawke also recently talked about how he directed his daughter, Maya Hawke, in her sex scenes for their upcoming movie “Wildcat.” Apparently the scenes are graphic, too. Erm… why are celebrities so goddamn weird?

[Quote]We have a nascent auteur on our hands, girls.

Damian's autistic? I knew it!

What is it about Damien? He fascinates me. That upsets me.

“Elizabeth dropped everything to take part” … so it would appear. Vulgar.

She looks great but can’t act. He’s clearly more of a daughter than a son. However, even a girl filming her own mother doing those things - and having written the part for her - is beyond revolting.

It’s not weird. Norman Bates loved his mother too.

Acting shit. Cinematography nice.

Whoever that brunette is who can't act brings it down to B movie trash.

I won't take away her status as a 90s sex symbol. But Hurley is essentially one-note and boring to this gay man. I've always preferred Jane Seymour, who while being fourteen years older, has always come across as a whole person, and is far more attractive in my opinion.

Seymour has a soft, earthy quality that I appreciate more than the fiery sex thing Hurley continues to skate on. Seymour is also the superior talent, and has the resumé to back it.

[quote] "Ethan Hawke"

Skeet Ulrich-level skank. Some of the time, the most unattractive people are propped up and painted as being far more attractive than they are. I guess that's most of Hollywood anyway, but there's no justifying it with Ethan Hawke. He's not even "ugly hot", because he doesn't have the talent to compensate. For instance, I adore Willem Dafoe and Steve Buscemi, but they're both wildly talented men, who have their own brand of natural charm.

Ethan Hawke? Not so much. I've never liked him, and was disappointed when in "Dead Poets' Society" it was Robert Sean Leonard's character Neil that did himself in, and not Hawke's...simply because I wanted the actor off the screen.

I'll give Hawke this: I've heard "First Reformed" is especially good, and I still need to see it eventually. But I'm not holding out for a miracle.

R28 Her name is Elizabeth Hurley.

How you know a movie is bad: has a sex scene.

If it can't tell the story without that, it's not strong enough to be made.

Might as well go full porno and make it a big budget X rated film, why not at that point.

Liz has always been happy to “drop everything.” Why, it’s her claim to fame after all.

Poor Sharon. Who’s going to set up the GoFundMe?

Sharon gets all my spare change

This nepo weirdo? Nah.

Not only did Damien's father fritter away his entire inheritance, but Bing's father cut both of his illegitimate grandchildren (Damien and Kira) out of his will, leaving trusts only for his two legitimate grandchildren. Nasty old bastard.

Her son is real pretty. Pretty, not handsome.

Is he a trans?

The closer kin, the deeper in!!!!!

It's like Savage Grace all over again. I will cure Damian Hurley of his incestuous fixation on his mother. Through his asshole with my cock.

It sounds like a made-for-video "erotic thriller" from 1992

Does she facelift

Whatever she does is working, because she looks great

He looks like the lead puppet in “Team America.”

Only a basic narrow minded bitch would find this weird. I swear some of yall might be gay but them flyover cultural tendencies will ALWAYS kick in.

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R45 Omg cunts like you still exist. It’s 2024. That is so 2020.

No teacake, flyover would think that's great acting. Real gay thespian snobs of the coast wouldn't.

It's nothing about the risque topic. It's the acting. There's no Marlon Brando among them.

Dear God, another one.

He looks like he already has a surgeon fucking up his face. I can’t imagine what he will look like by 40.

So close they share the same make-up artist?

R39, they're clearly a package deal. A very unhealthy one.

Before collagen, and one hell of a makeover.

Damien tried collagen and makeup before going in for major facial surgeries.

When your make-up artist doesn't colour in your lip augmentation...

Liz is a butterface and always has been, despite her nose job, etc.

About time.

I could've sworn a few years back, the rumor was that Liz had a "Special Bond" with her nephew. An intimate one.

Who buys her bikinis? Her son and his friends? Does he have friends?

Damian always posts pictures and vids on IG of his gurls.

MARY!!!

It’s “Strictly Come Dancing” … meets “LA Confidential!”

Great outfit, but the make-up and "fuck me" expression:

No.

Just.

No.

He looks like a Vegas magician.

Christ, he’s hideous.

Is Damian Hurley Gay?

No, Damian Hurley does not identify as either gay or transgender. When it came to his sexuality, both Elizabeth and he agreed that he had a straight sexual orientation. This was confirmed by both of them.

Oooof!

OH, DEAR!

His mother has really done a number on him.

He's a freak and I'm fascinated. The make-up, the hair, the cosmetic surgeries, the way he poses and pouts...WTF was he thinking getting his hair styled like his mother's at r65?

R67, it's probably one of her wigs.

Who did mom have to fuck to get financing for the kid's movie?

Maybe they team up and are both on offer, r69?

Apparently he filmed this:

WTAF?

He’s a voracious bottom. I only know because my old boss (who owns a dive bar in London) had to throw Mz Hurley + his much older companion out for getting busy at the back of the dancefloor. This came after a stern warning earlier in the evening, in which they were asked to take it to the restroom, or better yet the hotel room.

Is she trying to be a sexy ninja in the pic at R71? Baffling. I suspect he's going to murder her eventually.

Oh dear. I should have read the title of the linked post at R71. Sexy Ninja was her Halloween costume. Still, it baffles me that she either asked her son to film it, or worse, it was his idea to.

Liz and Kate Beckinsale both look so desperate and thirsty lately.

Queen's English

[quote] It's like Savage Grace all over again. I will cure Damian Hurley of his incestuous fixation on his mother. Through his asshole with my cock.

I doubt you'd be the first to try.

These two are fucking weird

Someday the kid Hurley will release an even better Mommy Dearest just like Ashley Biden for that other type of depravity

He frittered away almost all of his $600,000,000 fortune, had multiple failed relationships, was estranged from his children, was a drug addict and had a girlfriend recently die of a drug overdose, and was just generally a fuck up in life, yet they think he was suicidally depressed because of COVID???!!!

Elizabeth Hurley looks really good for 58 - nearly 59.