I'm Sharing My Special Secret Rescue Cat Food Recipe

Plums and prunes are toxic to cats, as are unripe tomatoes. Very ripe tomatoes are okay.

OP, are they rescue cats?

I take two cans of tuna fish and run them through the meat grinder and then add clam juice and peanut butter.

God, the stink in my kitchen after that would be worse than an untended litter box! Even my cat would complain.

i just share the canned tuna i already eat on crackers or sandwiches.

Is OP more of an idiot or an asshole?

I can smell it from here. Worse than Cheryl's pussy.

Sardines, prunes, salmon, tuna? Cat food recipe or not, I'm eagerly watching this thread for Greg's comment.

R1 These are just things that the cat food industry is telling you to get you to buy their products. Don't believe them and do our own research.

R2 Well, of course they are. If I hadn't bought them who knows where they'd be right now.

Interesting... and exactly where do you leave this food for the cats? Please be as specific as possible.

[quote] Sardines, prunes, salmon, tuna? Cat food recipe or not, I'm eagerly watching this thread for Greg's comment.

Sounds yummy.

Hi, Greg.

Hello, R13.

Yucky!

OP = Greg trying to kill his new Bengal Monsters while making it look like an accident.

I haven’t even met them yet.

With the sardines in water, they will be wet ass pussies.

Probably the same lame poster.

r9 I did my research. Prunes and plums are not well tolerated by cats, and in larger dose can be fatal.

Good luck to your rescue cat.

By the way, I've made my own dog food for years. So i'm not invested buying bagged or dry pet food in the least.

R21, is your dog a rescue dog?

Nope. But I've had rescue dogs in the past.

I brought home a new puppy last Friday after my old boy died last December. I've talked about him before on here. I'm not making him food just yet, but I will when he gets older.

These pretzels are making me thirsty

This thread would be more believable if you had lifted your recipe verbatim from marthastewart.com and tried to pass it off as your own creation.

Meow

[quote] This thread would be more believable if you had lifted your recipe verbatim from marthastewart.com and tried to pass it off as your own creation.

Good try but I don’t think so.

You’re really dumb, aren’t you?

R21 I have two rescue cats. They love the food I make them. You are just swallowing the lies that the industry puts out.

They also love asparagus and cauliflower.

Good God You People! You think that's nutritionally complete? All you need ( unless your cat has metabolic or allergy issues diagnosed by a veterinarian) is:

1. Good Quality dry kibble ( I use Purina Indoor Cat Formula) no store brands!

2. Good Quality Wet cat food ( I use Sheba cuts individual portions)

3. Water , preferably a pet fountain with a carbon filter.

Maybe some salmon oil supplement.

Cats are true carnivores. Feeding them vegetables is at best a waste of vegetables and at worst harmful to their health.

R30 You are simply regurgitating what you hear from Big Pet Food. Mine deserve a balanced diet and food they enjoy. They happily eat what I give them. They're munching a bit of bread pudding for breakfast and loving it.

OP, I always chop four or five mice in the Food processor and add them to the mix.

Rescue Kitty Babies like the taste of something familiar when transitioning to Pet Parent Indoor/Outdoor Care.

[quote] They're munching a bit of bread pudding for breakfast and loving it.

With whiskey sauce?

[quote] OP, I always chop four or five mice in the Food processor and add them to the mix.

Brilliant idea!

Are the mice dead when they get dropped into the work bowl or do you pulse them?

R30 While domestic cats are commonly believed to be carnivores, they actually fall under the category of obligate carnivores. This means that their diet can consist of meat and plant-based foods. In the wild, cats would eat the stomach contents of their prey, which often includes grasses and other plant material. Additionally, many commercial cat foods contain grains and vegetables to provide a well-rounded diet.

I do believe the pet food companies Should make a "mouse" flavored cat food. Cats Love micey taste.

We are a humane group of free-beast conservatresses and protectresses, R34.

One of our members formerly worked in a traveling carnival as a geek, and she kindly bites the heads off the mice (chops the tails with her incisors because they get caught in the blades sometimes).

The only tiny problem is that if we don't watch her she swallows the heads. Our kitten babies like the crunch, so we encourage her to be selfless.

It sounds like you are on top of things, R37!

Your rescue cats are blessed.

Who comes to DL to read about pussy problems?

[quote] Big Pet Food

There’s Big Pet Food?

[quote] Who comes to DL to read about pussy problems?

I do, and I’m unanimous in that.

OP has no business around cats.

r39, for the past decade, I was wondering why a company hasn't done a rat and mouse food for cats/dogs. It would be a small footprint to maintain. Perhaps the negative connotations associated with rodents.

I never feed fish to my animals. I’m not stinking up my house.

Fuck that recipe.

I will say cats may or may not be finicky eaters, but they will let you know if the food is off.

Pet food producers have a low bar for acceptable product. It’s not like the pet can rat them out. So, if the meat is very old or spoiled or contaminated, they get a free pass on that batch - unless it has too much melamine.

I prefer country cats, who (I'll give them the personal rather than impersonal pronoun) do not turn away from what is set for them.

Cats ought not to be coddled.

R40 Sorry. Big Rescue Pet Food.

I serve my cats ground turkey, vitamines, egg and stuff.

R45 I'd never give my babies chemicals or anything gone bad. I make all their food. They tell me what they like and what they don't. We always finish with a couple saucers of milk or a little splash of beer, then good night.

Tell me, R49, did you nurse the babies yourself?

[quote] I serve my cats ground turkey, vitamines, egg and stuff.

I want to hear more about the “stuff.”

The nipples are understandably tender to the touch.

I hope fucking idiot OP’s trolling us:

For humans, the health benefits of anti-oxidant-packed dried plums can’t be understated. They’re commonly eaten to ease constipation and nausea. Therefore, you may be wondering if you can give prunes to your cat with constipation or stomach issues. Unlike humans, cats cannot eat plums or prunes—prunes are toxic and sometimes fatal to cats.

Vital amines.

[quote] For humans, the health benefits of anti-oxidant-packed dried plums can’t be understated.

Oh, dear.

Try this:

For humans, the health benefits of anti-oxidant-packed dried plums can’t be [bold] overstated. [/bold]

[bold]I made homemade kibble for my kitty baby boo for seventeen years and all I got was this tee shirt and toxoplasmosis.

This Purina One Soylent Green is chewy, the taste is unique, I can't really place it,

Please, for the love of God do not ever say FURBABIES again, OP.

R53 catster.com? Are you making this up? You can't be serious.

I think your rescue cat is going to need rescuing from YOU, OP.