Tasteful friends: you can now buy Billie Porter's broke ass house

that damn SAG-AFTRA did done him in

How dreary.

Bad architecture, bad interiors.

When you spend every penny that you make, and then some, you are forced to liquidate the moment things take the slightest negative turn.

$2.5M and it has a septic tank? Fuck YOU, Billy.

Does it come with a nacreous layer of permacum?

My goodness, so many windows and open spaces and balconies... why it's just perfect for an exhibitionist!

“IT STILL SMELL LIKE POPPERS AND ASS IN HERE!”

What r3 said.

Not sure if the ex husband had money but this house looks like it was a bit much for a TV star. It’s not like he’s been non-stop employed over the last several years. I’m guessing he was living well beyond his means and blowing every dime he made. A 118 day strike doesn’t really make you lose your house. Most banks will agree to defer a couple of payments or you could refinance, take out a HELOC to pay the mortgage for a while etc. There was a lot more going on there besides an actors strike. The actors strike did not cause this.

Remove the can lights and the replace the file floors. I like the idea of a soaring screened in porch but that one is so plain and dull in design. Perhaps it should be a winter garden with palm trees. It's a pedestrian middle class design but it's a relaxing house and could be warmed up and comfortable. The lap pool is nice as well. I like the sleek yet dated wood kitchen.

No Miss Thing, one never, ever has a shower curtain. You can take the queen out of the ghetto, but…

There’s only one Billie, OP.

Lost me at the fireplace insert

I like the living room with the massive windows and the pool. Everything else is meh.

38,000 per year in real estate tax ?!

lost me at the shower insert.

Are caftans included?

Billy was humming this song when he closed on the house. So sad now...

[quote] 118 day strike doesn’t really make you lose your house. Most banks will agree to defer a couple of payments or you could refinance...

Hardy har!

Billy talked about being forced to sell his (shared) house during week two or three of the strike! He hadn't even enough time to miss even a single mortgage payment! I guess we are to assume he hadn't already missed a couple, huh?

Billy Porter starred on a modest cable series which filmed eight episodes a year. A regular network series often shoots twenty-two episodes these days. For that part-time amount of work, I would have banked and invested my cash and redecorated my perfectly nice stabilized rental!

Get stranded in that elephant for six months and you would make any excuse to sell, too.

It’s 4,500 feet of nobody giving a fuck about you.

It must be hard to heat and cool that glassed in area.

Do you mean the screened in porch?

Even if I hit da lottery, there ain't t enough disinfectant in the state of NY to clean that filth den.

That is not at all what I would expected, given his over-the-top persona.

Builder's grade kitchen tiling and bathtub 🫣.

How impersonal and not-at-all lay-dee-like.

My goodness, fire the housekeeper. How could you have such a horribly made bed in listing photos? It is embarrassing. Oh the SHAME.

[quote]$2.5M and it has a septic tank? Fuck YOU, Billy.

Is this common for the outer NY borough areas? I just can't imagine any circumstance where I would buy a home with a septic tank.

Even if you want to live in Wyoming or Alaska, there are options that are connected to municipal services (or you can shell out for it).

How the fuck did this broke queen afford this house in the first place? Bitch never had 2 nickels to rub together. Always in arrears and always overdrawn. He was always begging to borrow a dollar off everyone he knew.

Bellport is a nice town.

This seems very elaborate for a Section 8 property?

[quote] How the fuck did this broke queen afford this house in the first place? Bitch never had 2 nickels to rub together. Always in arrears and always overdrawn. He was always begging to borrow a dollar off everyone he knew.

You've got the wrong broke queen. Between years in "Kinky Boots" and three seasons of "Pose", Porter had way more than the $1.4 million he paid for this house.

It's bright.

No cooktop?

I don’t know why he’s blaming the strike when it’s because the house is being sold because of he’s getting a divorce.

This thread is hilarious.

The VENOM and HISSING here is stronger than that of 100 King Cobras!

You'll be haunted by the sound of phantom complaints coming through the walls

Long island? At least it's not in foreclosure

I'm a graphic artist by trade and spend all day in Photoshop and Illustrator creating artwork and then laying it out.

The images from this real estate listing are so heavily photoshopped that I don't even know what to say. Most of the trees at the link are graphics added to the original image. I'm 99% certain the entire pool area isn't real either. There are also architectural features indoors which look very dubious.

This house doesn't look like this. Someone has created this. It's crazy.

The entire pool & surrounds and at least the hydrangeas have been added to the original image:

Forgot to say - I'm not sure if it's real but I love the style of the decorating indoors. Very nice. You could add your own personality.

[quote]How dreary. Bad architecture, bad interiors.

That was my first reaction too R2

[quote] The images from this real estate listing are so heavily photoshopped that I don't even know what to say. Most of the trees at the link are graphics added to the original image. I'm 99% certain the entire pool area isn't real either. There are also architectural features indoors which look very dubious. This house doesn't look like this. Someone has created this. It's crazy.

R38 if what you say is true (and I see no reason to doubt it) then this house must be even uglier in reality. The trees pool and garden were about its only redeeming features

I thought Billy Porter had some taste.

[quote]38,000 per year in real estate tax ?!

R15 seriously? To live in this? Hard hard pass

Is that custom made furniture?

[quote] The images from this real estate listing are so heavily photoshopped that I don't even know what to say. Most of the trees at the link are graphics added to the original image. I'm 99% certain the entire pool area isn't real either. There are also architectural features indoors which look very dubious.

The listing website would have to have a disclaimer of some sort. A buyer could purchase this property just based on the listing. Isn't photoshopping just asking for a lawsuit?

False advertising at the very least, R43.

Billie Porter has always been a grifter/fraud.