Today is like the first warm day of the year (72 degrees) and that thing has her trashy cut offs on. I just saw her walking by my house on her way to Quik Trip.
My neighbor is wearing her hooker shorts
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 14, 2024 10:45 PM |
She's sending out the message that her beaver is out of hibernation and open for business.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 26, 2024 6:53 PM |
WWP
Let's see the shorts
by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 26, 2024 6:55 PM |
Are you worried about the competition?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 26, 2024 7:00 PM |
R3 no I’m worried about maintaining my eyesight.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 26, 2024 7:36 PM |
I’ve been known to throw on some tight fitting shorts then walk up the road.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 26, 2024 7:49 PM |
I lost you at “her”. I was thinking Justin Trudeau until then.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 26, 2024 8:03 PM |
OP, do you live in the ghetto?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 26, 2024 8:52 PM |
I’ve found that a nice set of blinds goes a long way toward sparing me the sight of my neighbors’ lapses in taste.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 26, 2024 9:19 PM |
Was she smoking a Marlboro red and swigging a Mountain Dew?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 26, 2024 9:22 PM |
This thread is nothing without pics.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 26, 2024 9:31 PM |
^ Oh, yeah, and I wanna see cheeks in the pics. Cheeks, OP. Got that?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 26, 2024 9:32 PM |
No I do not live in the ghetto.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 26, 2024 10:08 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 26, 2024 10:11 PM |
We put on our heels and went out for a walk
by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 26, 2024 10:19 PM |
OP, did it look like she was smuggling a breakfast ham steak?
If not, those were just church shorts.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 26, 2024 10:40 PM |
what is it with women and shorts - they'll wear the craziest short shorts even when it's super cold, is there some biological reason for it
by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 26, 2024 11:31 PM |
OP is living in Black Snake Moan. Give Kim Richards and her original nose my best!
by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 27, 2024 1:05 AM |
Gay man here. I have a neighbor couple like OP. They are a couple of old queens who watch my every visitor. They can tell you every fucking Amazon package I get. It's so fucking annoying. OP get a life.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 27, 2024 1:28 AM |
The neighbor is Wundy Girl, enjoying the warm weather with a walk along the Boulevard Santa Monique in her cutest pair of coochie-cutters.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 27, 2024 1:35 AM |
Cheryl must have been trying to "air out" after a long winter of "confinement."
by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 27, 2024 1:41 AM |
I really think there is some truth to your reply, r21. I’m sure her pussy has worked itself up into a fuss this winter. All confined n such.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 27, 2024 7:32 PM |
R19 omg I know how to thrive under that type of neighborly surveillance. I’ve had plenty of practice after living next door to Barb. I like to give prying eyes a big eyeful my crazy ass. I go full-on performance mode and display over the top antics for them to enjoy. I love a tuned-in audience!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | February 27, 2024 7:38 PM |
Who wears short shorts?
Whores wear short shorts!
by Anonymous | reply 24 | February 27, 2024 8:43 PM |
Only in Oklahoma
by Anonymous | reply 25 | February 27, 2024 8:48 PM |
I have a sick fantasy…..
Stripping to my underwear and pulling em up into my crack then walking up the street to Quik Trip and back. Crazy I know…..
by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 3, 2024 8:37 PM |
Is her name Roxanne? Does she put on the red light?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 3, 2024 8:41 PM |
No r27 she’s not boring enough to be the subject of a 45 yr old Police song.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 3, 2024 8:44 PM |
Are your eyelids broken? Your neck? It’s free to look away.
I fucking hate nosy prescriptivists.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 3, 2024 8:56 PM |
R30 I only wish!
by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 3, 2024 9:02 PM |
Abner! She's doing it again!!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 3, 2024 9:45 PM |
She had another fire on her property the other day I thwarted it by calling 911
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 2, 2024 9:38 PM |
Another day on the East Side…
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 2, 2024 9:42 PM |
OP, be a gentleman and practice custody of the eyes.
You needn’t look at your neighbors.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 2, 2024 9:44 PM |
And what is a ‘QuikTrip?’
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 2, 2024 9:47 PM |
East Hampton
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 2, 2024 9:48 PM |
OP = Dottie Hinkle
by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 2, 2024 9:53 PM |
I have my pride unlike my neighbor
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 14, 2024 9:26 PM |
STOP LOOKING AT ME!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 14, 2024 9:53 PM |
Wear twice as much clothing and half as much makeup
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 14, 2024 9:55 PM |
To align myself with her I’m pulling my own shorts up into my ass crack.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 14, 2024 10:28 PM |
OP's neighbor is Taryn Manning, looking for some meth and Mountain Dew.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 14, 2024 10:45 PM |