Bradley Cooper cries in front of the Maestro grandkids because Bernstein died!

Jesus Christ this is absolutely foolish.

He’s sitting there crying talking about how much he misses these people’s father, someone he never even met.

This reminds me of the Tyra Banks episode where she had to wear a fat suit in public for a day and cried to all the fat women about how hard it was.

What a fucking joke.

Only one of the kids got a nose job.

He’s not crying because Leonard Bernstein died. He’s crying because his own father died. He has adopted Leonard Bernstein as a father surrogate because I guarantee you, his own late father was a closeted gay man.

Reposted from the other thread:

Bradley Cooper has directed exactly two films. They have both been about marriages. The marriage of a talented but fatally flawed man and his long suffering wife. Bradley Cooper has only had a very short-lived marriage.

Bradley Cooper, who is a superstar, just appeared in a T-Mobile commercial for no reason. He appeared with his mother. He takes her everywhere.

Bradley Cooper, long-rumored to be queer, has been linked to only one other man. This man is Victor Garber, who is old enough to be his father.

Bradley Cooper took the subject matter of Leonard Bernstein’s life, which could have been explored in so many unique ways, and made a film about his marriage. Nobody cares about Leonard Bernstein’s marriage. A gay man married to a woman is not a huge shocking thing like if the movie had been made in the 70s. Brokeback Mountain, the first mainstream gay romance from Hollywood, did this 20 years ago.

Bradley Cooper made Maestro about his parents. He is neurotically obsessed with his parents. Growing up with, I’m assuming, a narcissistic closeted gay father and long-suffering mother had such a traumatic effect on him, it is all he can think about. He has become his mother’s companion (in the old days, society women would have a gay companion or “walker.”). He has turned himself into his father. If he had a relationship with Victor Garber, he did so more or less to have sex with his father (and become his mother.)

The only other person in Hollywood so obsessed with their parents is Steven Spielberg, who was so traumatized by their divorce that he has made film after film after film about it, reshaping American culture. If Arnold and Leah Spielberg had never gotten divorced, the world would be a different place. The climax of Close Encounters of the Third Kind has computer technicians converse with an alien MOTHERship using music, which the spaceship instructs. Arnold Spielberg was a computer technician, Leah was a music teacher.

Who produced Maestro?

With that short haircut, Bradley looks mentally retarded.

Fag!

I hope that Bernstein’s children took him aside after this incident and told him how uncomfortable he made them feel.

shameful display of whatthefuckiswrongiswrongwiththisguy-itis

r8 you tried

It’s this kind of carry on that deserves a Hugh Grant eye roll.

And now I realize why he did the prosthetic nose. Because if he simply aged himself with old age makeup, he would probably look like his own father. That would be too traumatic.

On a positive note, it looks like the hair plugs have settled nicely

Looks like Ellen.

Bernstein didn't fuck him.....but he's made it up with several others.

Are they Oscar voters? Because manipulating them to vote for him is the only reason the only reason he'd pull that stunt.

So I assume Bradley enjoys the casting couch?

[quote]It’s this kind of carry on that deserves a Hugh Grant eye roll.

What am I, chopped liver?

That haircut. Why, Bradley, why?

Oh Lord. And he wonders why he can’t win an Oscar for his acting.

I'd fuck those tears right out of his head!

You know they were silently thinking "MARY!"

LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

For Christ’ sake!

MARY!

I hope he wins that Oscar. He deserves it.

R24 he doesn't have a chance this year

His Oscar thirst is a major turn-off.

I wish him an ounce of luck.

I bet he still has a lovely arse

R4: That is brilliant, and makes perfect sense, both about Cooper and Spielberg.

But it doesn’t explain why Bradley Copper is still so closeted when he knows what an emotional toll the closet took on his father, his mother and himself. I get that “Maestro” may have been a therapeutic way of trying to imaginatively get onto his father’s headspace while paying tribute to his long suffering mother.

But what’s next on his road to acceptance? A biopic about an out gay man? Somehow, I doubt it.

The thirst for Oscar is now at Jamie Lee Curtis levels.

I love his small skull

Queers for Palestine will be so frickin' conflicted seeing this.

"Damn, this guy's gayer than our dad was"

OP he was 14/15 when Leonard died. Grow up.

R33 Sorry I am from country were age of consent is 14 so I considered it. Please respect different cultures, racist.

Why do so many of you make fools of yourselves insisting that Cooper is gay? What’s your evidence? I haven’t read anything remotely credible.

Some of you seem to be the very thing you imagine him to be. I imagine you believe you are clever, witty and smart. No. Just stupid like MAGA conspiracy lunatics.

r34 You don't know what the word "racist" means.

^Frau

Cooper is insane.

Apparently Bradley's next film will be a sequel to "The Other Sister," called "The Other Brother."

It's been reported before on DL that when Bradley Cooper was an up and rising actor he was ambitiosexual, meaning he would let anyone who could get him a job suck his dick.

R35 = Bradley. Or his Mom. Or maybe it’s Cheryl.

[quote] But it doesn’t explain why Bradley Copper is still so closeted when he knows what an emotional toll the closet took on his father, his mother and himself.

Because he works in a notoriously homophobic industry. Even the most successful gay actor, Pedro Pascal, is not out-out. I don’t recall him thanking a boyfriend when he won his SAG on Saturday.

Being forced to be closeted to remain successful would in fact force him to relive his father’s trauma, which is why he made Maestro. He is trying to understand his father but also himself.

The only thing more ridiculous than his fake tears is that tard haircut. I so hope that's for a film role.

Where is the evidence that he is gay? Where? Otherwise as I said before- bunch of MAGA-like bullshit.

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Victor’s current partner is hotter than Bradley.

When will Hollywood learn that these intense Biopics are melting actor's minds? Or is it just the actor's nowadays don't have the proper skills, training, to let go of a role when they are done with it. They don't know how to disconnect after throwing 100% of themselves into something for months, sometimes years on end.

Well

If my theory at r4 is correct, this goes a long way to explaining everything

He used to shower with his father.

The 49-year-old boyfriend of 28-year-old model Gigi Hadid added, 'And by the way, I was like that. Not with my mom but with my dad. My dad was always nude, always took showers with him.'

Dax asked: 'And you're quite comfortable nude?'

His guest replied: 'Totally.'

Lord, he’s a needy little bitch, isn’t he?

R50 I feel sorry for children who are whored out by their fame hungry parents. His PR daughter should have privacy until she is old enough to know whether she wants to be famous or not.

[quote] He has turned himself into his father. If he had a relationship with Victor Garber, he did so more or less to have sex with his father (and become his mother.)

Having sex with a man doesn’t make you a woman. It makes you a man that goes up into the other man (or visa versa).

Bradley Cooper is the male equivalent of a frau.

his jaw and chin surgeries are strange

R4 Thanks, Lucie.

[quote] Thanks, Lucie.

Oh, DEAR…