Jennifer Aniston’s New Hairstyle…

Poor, Jen, still no man in her life *sigh*

Thats not a bob.

YES, everything OP said. She looks younger and her face looks more well-proportioned.

That’s not new. Shes done it before and it’s a throwback to her Rachel haircut

I bet among friends she stuck her leg out of that dress slit a la Angelina at the Oscars

^ Brad still doesn't care

She looks terrific for 54 and I've only heard good things about her being kind and easygoing.

I just can't bring myself to like her.

That’s a very flattering hairstyle on her.

Yep, that's our Jen, not too sexy, not too plain, not too wild not too tame... Just Jen

Surely the evening called for a vintage Streisand afro.

She looks great here. The hair is very flattering.

Um, hasn’t she basically had the same hairstyle since 1998? It’s just a bit shorter.

Remember when she cut her hair short during Friends and then, worrying she had lost her look, wore extensions until it grew back.

The hair's a win, but she's aged out of those chesty, plunging, sequined gowns she's favored for so long. She's still quite fit, but her skin's gone from "sun-kissed" to sun-dried tomato and now they just make her look like an old whore. It's time for her to start embracing the mesh sleeves and chest plates. She'd look quite dishy in a Ralph Lauren number like this that shows off the shape but blurs the skin. She also needs a thinner, more feminine brow shape. I know older women want to hold on to all the brows they can get, but the bushier shape doesn't at all flatter her face or eyes and make her look more mannish.

She looks the same

I'm surprised at all the positive comments on the hair. I mean, she looks nice but, the hair styling feels very dated. It looks very early 2000s.

Well it still looks great no matter how dated. One of my grandmothers had very very long hair. But she kept it in a bun on the top of her head. She took it down at night when she went to bed. I found this out by accident.

She looks great. The dress is fabulous.

R14 she didn't have any extensions when she got her bob, it grew back over 2 seasons

R15 her tits are still perky so no need to cover up. I like that older women aren't compelled to dress like grannies just because they're getting older

[quote]the hair styling feels very dated. It looks very early 2000s.

Women of a certain age shouldn't try to follow fashion in hairstyles. They should find a look that flatters them.

JA was looking rough for a minute. Too many fillers. Swollen. Either the work has settled or she wisely had the stuff removed.

Sun dried tomato? Her skin looks amazing. For someone who has spent years frying themselves in the sun, she's a medical miracle

I thought she just had dark skin because she is Greek.

Her eyebrows look good too. Ignore everything r15 said except her hair is a win. It looks like something an Olsen Twin would do in 2002

She has forgiven her family... for reasons well-known to them.

She should have won the Oscar for Cake

I agree with above. She's in great shape but she is too old for that gown.

How old is she?

She’s 55

[quote][R15] her tits are still perky so no need to cover up.

That’s the benefit of no pregnancies.

She is not too old for that gown. She is still in good shape and her skin looks good.

The hair looks pretty much the same, just a bit shorter. More blonde, maybe too many blonde highlights.

She is maybe a month too old for that gown, but her skin looks fantastic. Agree that she is a medical miracle.

The hairstyle probably only seems dated to people old enough to remember the original. People her age or older. It’s a million times better that Kimberly Guilfoyle skanky extensions.

Well Ok she is the right age for that gown if she wants to look like a rich cougar on the prowl. I agree she is toned and the boob sag isn't disastrous.

The Rachel 2.0

She looks really good.

[quote]The Rachel 2.0

She spent decades running away from the Rachel but now she seems to be embracing it again.

Team Jen all the way. Compared to all those Real Housewives hags? She looks terrific for her age.

Was that a wig Barbra was wearing ? She looked awful in November - December with that long, frizzy mess of blond and gray. It made her look much older than her 81 years.

As for Aniston, she should go with the Molly Jong-Fast hairstyle.

It isn't anything like the fussy "Rachel" style

The Widow Pitt 🙄🙄🙄

This is the same style Jenn has had for two decades, but she didn't wear her longer extensions tonight. You can see on her longer styles that the layers match the lenght of the bob. She just took the longer tracks out for a night.

The One with the Glam Squad.

I wonder if she shaved her fanny in case she got lucky

It’s ironic that Jolie laid her man, because I’ve always found her quite jolie laide.

Oui…

Aniston did the leg thing before Jolie. Jolie was trying to copy or mock her but Aniston wins merely because she has nicer legs.

Jennifer still has a successful career, while Angeloser doesn’t, so…yeah.

I have a friend who is half Greek. Her skin is like Aniston's. Tans easily but has managed to retain gorgeous golden skin into her 60s without surgery. Smoked and drank too. Must be a Mediterranean feature.

Say what you want, but I think she’s aging well.

She’s obviously committed to fitness. She doesn’t look anorexic, she looks like she works out most days. And she’s always had great hair.

“You’re a bitch, with great hair!”

I remember up until a few years ago, the tabloids would have some crazy headline each week announcing 'Jen's Secret Pregnancy' ! Often she was carrying 'twins' or 'triplets' according to the tabloids. Now that she's past menopause, I guess they have to think of something else ?

It’s an updated Rachel.

Jennifer and Kate Middleton both had several "surprise!" sets of twins in the tabloids. And Barbra and James had several $30 million dollar divorces!

The hair is finally age appropriate.

Say what you want about her, but she simply refuses to age. My head starts hurting just trying to imagine her daily beauty routine.

r58 I can only imagine how much time and money it costs to maintain her looks and figure at her age, as well as other middle aged celebs. It's practically a full time job.

^^that is the full time job of a celebrity

In OP’s photo, the captions reads “ditches her usual LBD uniform”

What do the letters “LBD” mean? Lately I don’t seem to recognize abbreviations like these.

Little Black Dress.

She looks great. Far less like Iggy Pop.

How nice that she's remaining relevant.

R64 - Now I can't unsee that, you rascal!

[quote]I can only imagine how much time and money it costs to maintain her looks and figure at her age, as well as other middle aged celebs. It's practically a full time job.

A lot of it is simply a mix of genetics (Aniston has a naturally youthful-looking face) and a balanced, wholesome lifestyle. Plus, don't underestimate the benefit of leading a (materially and financially at least) stress-free life. There are other women of Aniston's age with similar resources to spend on clothes, beauty, "procedures" and so on, yet still manage to look haggish and strung out. Even Melania Trump is mostly just smoke and mirrors at this stage.

What is it about wake and baking in Cabo with a pitcher of margaritas and a pack of Marlboro Lights in the sun screams wholesome?

The body looks great!

Nice work on her neck, whoever the surgeon is.

[quote]and a balanced, wholesome lifestyle.

She smoked like a chimney for decades. Perhaps she still does.

She’s never been a beauty but it’s evident that she takes care of her body and her face.

I don't know what kind of frau Life & Style kool aid all you bitches are drinking, but her skin looks every day of 55. A Real Housewives 55, but 55 nonetheless.

I SAID WHAT I SAID.

She looks f'ing great! Her work settled and her face looks amazing, years younger with the hair that's not super long and drawn out. The shorter, lighter hair gets a big thumbs up and her body has always been amazing. Eat your heart out Brad AND Angie! Neither of you look this good!

The Morning Show is a successful career?

She never had children. Never had the stress and stretch and strain on the body. She never stayed long in a bad marriage. She has always had her own money. She has had the time, space, and means to take care of her face and body.

You wanna talk about "age-defying" skin and tatas? Here's Bernadette Peters, two years older than Aniston in this photo.

Next to her, Jen looks like an old leather barcalounger.

$$alma Hayek (aged 57) looks better than all of them.

R78 Unfair comparison. Salma has more melatonin. Bernadette and Jen are both white ladies with mediterranean heritage. Bernadette at 75 has better skin than Jen because she's famously sun-phobic, whereas Jen has been roasting herself like a Costco chicken for the last 35-years.

[quote]Salma has more melatonin

Oh DEAR...

r80 we're all intelligent enough to understand what that poster meant. You can take your hall monitor badge back to the principal's office and go fuck your dad.

R80 Lol. I had literally just finished browsing a reddit thread about sleep meds. Oh DEAR, indeed.

[quote]Unfair comparison. Salma has more melatonin. Bernadette and Jen are both white ladies with mediterranean heritage.

Salma Hayek, while a native of Mexico, is of Lebanese descent on her father's side and Spanish descent on her mother's side. So she definitely has as much Mediterranean heritage as Jen and Bernadette, if not more.

Jen is only going to bronze at the Adjacent Olympics

R83 Aniston is technically as Greek as Tina Fey.

She has no business sunbathing.

R68 I most of those things and I’m very wholesome.

Jennifer Aniston doesn't look starved and has excellent muscle tone in her arms, legs and rear. Show off while you can.

R81 my dad? You mean your mother don’t you? Can’t take it, huh? Poor baby…

Groucho marx eyebrows, old skin

What’s with the ring on her finger?

R85 - Jen is of Greek ancestry.

Nice Greek girl

R91 Jen's part Greek on her father's side. Her mother was an eighth Italian, (possibly, depending on the source) an eighth Albanian, and three quarters Scotch/English/Irish.

Jennifer's parents.

Salma's family. More melatonin/melanin, clearly.

She looks beautiful. As if any of you wretched bitches could get anywhere close...

Jesus Christ you fucking old faggots. Dissecting fucking Aniston bitch.

She looks AMAZING!

Persnickety faggots who will never be happy or satisfied with anything.

We all feel sorry for you.

Jennifer Aniston looks great

She's no Somers Farkas!

Hayek looks infinitely better. Also, she looks likes she enjoys her food, in the best possible way. Compare that to, say, Victoria "decades of food restriction written on her face" Beckham.

[Quote]I wonder if she shaved her fanny in case she got lucky

Jennifer Aniston has a hairy ass?

^ They don't call her ass The Greek National Forest for nothing...

@ r97, Hi, Jen, if it wasn't for Gay men no men would pay attention to you

"Fanny" is a British euphemism for vagina, R100.

I am aware of that, R102.

^ You Brits 🙄

Fanny, arse, cunt = cunt, ass, bitch

Pothead. That’s one of the reasons why Brad left her all she wanted to do was smoke pot, and watch movies. He would’ve left her anyways even if Angie didn’t come along.

And Justin cheated on her.

I’ll smoke pot and watch movies with you all day, Jen. But if you need your oil regularly changed, I ain’t the guy.

R97 = Hi Jen!!

Isn't Brad Pitt a massive pothead himself?

Speaking of potheads, does everyone just openly smoke it now? I'm in a state where its still quasi illegal but the amount of people getting out of reeking cars is unbelievable. They stink to high heaven like Pigpen in the Peanuts. Just a stink wafting around them. I don't smoke it personally but know lots who do but they don't smoke at work or out driving and running errands. It's more of an afterwork thing.

On the bus, in their cars at the supermarket…I’ve seen this happen.

I can't imagine being in public reeking and stoned.

I've always felt like her character in 'Friends with Money' is probably the most like real life Jen (or at least pre super stardom Jen).

I guess it's me but I don't think I'd have known the difference if OP hadn't made a thread about it. Not exactly a radical change.

Her new hairstyle?

How about her new face.

Moving her part an inch is front page news. These are truly desperate times.

Salma Hayek looks like a billion dollars! Oh, wait...

Jennifer's philtrum has noticeably lengthened. Tick tock.

[quote]Moving her part an inch is front page news. These are truly desperate times.

Most mundane things Jennifer does are front page news. Nobody in Hollywood has better PR.

The Mediterranean genes protect against aging, despite bad habits. **Donatella Versace is an exception.