Woman films perfectly coiffed husband at the grocery store

Mary!

Wow!

Clearly he's gay.

Everyone who uses those stupid "POV" captions should be put in front of a firing squad.

Oh, honey.

If it’s any consolation —it’s a good bet they’re miserable.

He reminds me of Lady Nicoletta Fairford. I think it's the hair.

Years ago, we knew him as Lucky Blue Smith.

I have changed my mind. He is not necessarily gay.

He has high functioning autism. They both do.

He has merely adopted an artificial persona, which, frankly, appears to be inspired by Jude Law’s cyborg character from AI.

That outfit is a travesty. I don’t know why young people have started dressing like casual Lucy Ricardo

I guess. I don't quite understand giving random people attention because they're on social media, but go off.

I prefer a coiffure that doesn’t leave my hands greasy after I’ve touched my victim’s head.

He makes Lady Lindseybelle seem butch.

This whole account is wonderful. A laborious date night of focaccia, pasta, and salad, prepared while wearing a feathery dress (?), with sleepwalking narration. YES, please.

She appears to be making a specific visual reference to Rachel from Blade Runner

She just said this in the foccacia video: "I don't knead my dough every time. When it's time to knead that dough, that's Lucky's job."

Who’s going to tell her?

These clips depress the hell out of me — especially the one R14 posted.

R14 why didn’t she kill the cow?

R19, I don't know, given that she also "gets up early" to make bagels from scratch. How early, I wonder. 3 am?

I love the comment: "The toothpick really ties it all together"

Get her.

I'm with r18, that clip is the stuff of nightmares for me. But I guess the breeders find it aspirational.

And her bulging pregnant belly button all over their feed is revolting.

Oooohhhh...Lucky Blue Smith. I remember how breathtakingly vacuous he seemed back in the day. Clearly nothing has changed.

Lucky Blue Smith has children:

Slim Easy (boy)

Rumble Honey (girl)

Gravity Blue (girl, from previous relationship)

I was just about to post that, R25. He’s a Morman model with a penchant for giving his kids ridiculous names. And marrying self absorbed women who repeatedly reference “my husband” on social media.

He is homosexual? Or just European?

In fairness, his parents did name him Lucky Blue. I guess he thought that was a good idea: Rumble, Gravity, and Slim.