Kirk Cameron announces kids TV series: "America's parents are 'sickened' by Woke Hollywood"

Wow, he's really gone off the deep end.

I used to think he was just some obscure has-been actor, who went religious.

Now I see that he's much more dangerous than that.

Evangelists are all dangerous. Especially for us.

Groomer!

"good families?"

Fuck him and fuck his cunt sister too.

He's got about 5 to 10 years of people caring about him anymore to the point that he'll get paid. Not much longer now.

[quote](Adventures with Iggy and Mr. Kirk) will combine "the timeless moral teachings of 'Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood' with modern energy,

I know this moron doesn’t realize it, but Mr. Rogers was woke AF.

“Modern energy” = Christian fascism.

He’s still frustratingly cute. I wonder what he fantasizes about when he’s jerking off. I hope that puppet isn’t a part of it.

I wouldn't be surprised if it does well. My sister has kids in a small private school and parents have been pulling their kids out of that school at an alarming rate. It all started with gender role stuff being taught to the kids. Then when the school said that it was a safe place and students could be who/whatever they wanted to and that the school would not tell the tuition paying parents if their child was exploring gender/sexual preference identification. The school is not conservative or religious for the most part and has a reputation for being open minded. But for an increasing number of parents, it's no longer the place to educate their kids. Some might say "too woke".

Of course it's FUX "News".

[quote]Some might say "too woke".

The rest of us say to you, r10, "Sure, Jan".

Finally getting the face he deserves.

He needs a cheeseburger,. but that's only going to help a little.

[quote] I wonder what he fantasizes about when he’s jerking off

Probably his cute nephew Lev, in those tight pants.

You know fundies are all uncle fuckers.

What a low-effort baby Kermit rip-off.

Leigh-Allyn Baker has gone from playing a recurring character (Ellen, of Rob and Ellen) on Will and Grace to this:

[quote] Finally getting the face he deserves.

Just what I was thinking, R13.

He looks haggard!

Emphasis on the HAG.

R12 Google is you friend. I know it's hard to accept the truth when it goes against what you so strongly believe in. But denying the truth makes you less likely to succeed in life. Try to face reality, doll. Might do you some good.

Mr. Rogers taught CRT!

We’re talking about people who think JFK Jr is still alive and is somehow MAGA.

Will Jordan Peterson do the frog’s voice?

Yikes

[quote]But denying the truth makes you less likely to succeed in life.

Lol, r19, I've led a most fortunate life, thank you.

Does Leigh-Allyn Baker still support gay rights? I remember years ago, she promoted the documentary Bridegroom quite a bit on twitter and was supportive of other gay causes. I also remember on her show Good Luck Charlie, there was a controversy when they had an episode about one of the kids being friends with the adoptive child of a lesbian couple.

Kirk is not aging well.

I thought of this oldie-but-goodie right away.

R27 I remember that video. It's too bad Christine Lakin didn't have a bigger acting career.

R26 neither are you, most likely

R24 I love that for you. Times are changing though. Make sure you don't get left behind. Peace

Gee, r29 seems awfully defensive of Kirk.

R29, On the contrary, cuntface . . . I look fantastic.

For those of us who grew up in L.A. during the 80s, we have fond memories of Kirk patrolling the public bathrooms in Griffith Park, making sure they were safe for straight people to use. And yes. he was a cutie back then, even though he looks like a wooden spoon now. It must be from all the stress of keeping the children safe!

Well, that's one way to get more time on TV.

I wonder if he has ever had a good eating out...

^ Kirk, that means someone is eating your ass out and sucking on those tight anal lips!

R32 yeah right. and… I don’t give a shit about KC but some of you are nothing but bitches

[quote]and surprise guest stars

Somehow I don't think we will be all that surprised.

Note their constant use of terms like "FORCED," and "AGAINST OUR WILL," and "PUT A STOP TO IT!"

This imaginary persecution is central to Christian America. It binds them together, and distracts them from actual problems, when they can all feel like they're constantly the victims rather than the powerful perpetrators of social harm.

They're the ones doing all the forcing, the shouting, the book burning, and the violent bullying. But according to them, they're powerless victims.

[quote]…and surprise guest stars

Kirk is going to be devastated when Cher and Bette Midler turn him down.

That frog is so gay. Look at his little hat with pearls and then Hawaiian shirt.

He's really gone off deep end.

[quote]Note their constant use of terms like "FORCED," and "AGAINST OUR WILL," and "PUT A STOP TO IT!"

When you’re part of a religion with a history of erasing other cultures and belief systems; invading other countries and people’s private lives; separating indigenous children from their families and imprisoning them in religious re-education schools, I guess that’s the lens through which you see everyone else.

Surprise guest stars will be his sister and Ted Nugent. Maybe Kevin Sorbo and Antonio Sabato Jr can finally get work.

R35, Has Kirk never received a blow job, like Donny Osmond has admitted?

Tell us more, R33!!!!

Another fruitcake lunatic- snore.

He used to have a relatively nice ass on Growing Pains. Is it still nice?

[quote]Tell us more, [R33]!!!!

Legend goes that whenever Kirk spotted an offender, he’d take the young man back to his car, reprimand him, and then release him on his own recognizance. Kirk ran the trains in Travel Town, so to speak.

My brother’s show WILL NOT have a gay Christmas special!

I remember *many* people saying that, r49.

This freak spends waaaaay too much time thinking about children.

And cock, probably.

Characters on the show. Maga the friendly ant! Uncle Lindsay the sassy uncle. Abby Stance a fairy who preaches and Tony Romo,,,no homo.

Looks like Kirk has recruited a notorious alt-right symbol for his team.

R45. Did Donny never get one, or did? Who was the blower? Male or female?

I think Osmond said on Howard Stern years ago that he’d never gotten a blow job.

You know behind closed doors, our dear Kirk gets pegged nightly, repeatedly, and begs for more.

[quote]Iggy the Iguana

I would not be shocked if Disney sued over this. At any first glance, he will be mistaken for Kermit.

R 58. Comment twins here, Sis.

I agree with R54 — Iggy looks like a rendition of Pepe, not Kermit, which is perfect, to be honest.

[quote] Note their constant use of terms like "FORCED," and "AGAINST OUR WILL," and "PUT A STOP TO IT!"

To me, that sounds less like fundie talk, and more like someone who was MOLESTED.

Could his hyper-religiosity be a result of him being molested when he was a child actor?

His behavior now, certainly; says so.

R56, Nor ever performed oral sex on his wife.

R56. R35

Heterosexuality is a sick and boring life.

He needs a good deep rimming and ass fucking by a hung top. It's the best thing that could ever happen to him.

I can't believe that his younger brother on Growing Pains, played by Jeremy Miller, has gray hair!

How can you be married to a woman and not eat her out if she’s not otherwise disgusting? Let me guess, IT’S BECAUSE YOU LIKE DICKS.

"America's parents" are around my age (40), grew up on hip hop, violent video games, raunchy teen sex comedies, etc.

Who the hell are these wilting hothouse flowers who supposedly grew up with these traditional, idyllic 1950s-standard childhoods?

#FreeKirk

Who's his friend?

I swear, all of these super religious guys look like closet cases.

His website is so full of shit.

[quote] Kirk Cameron is known by millions as “Mike Seaver” from the 1980’s sit-com “Growing Pains.” Since then, Kirk starred in “Fireproof” - the #1 inspirational movie of the year

The man needs a nice BBC-ed DP.

That would loosen him up.

r69 they love bootcut jeans and cock, but they fear God more.

And also a good piss-fucking session.

I doubt he’d watch the BBC. He’s a Fox watcher or worse.

[quote] Who's his friend?

Oh, that's just a young man that Kirk was counseling, to help rid him of his homosexual urges.

It didn't work, though.

They ended up fucking in a nearby motel room.

A fisting session would also help.

His face screams “My pent-up sexual tension fuels my projects and temper tantrums.”

The adrenaline rush probably would surpass any of the catnip he smoked in high school.

He got his co-star Julie McCullough fired from Growing Pains because she had posed in Playboy.

He’s only gotten worse.

He’s 53 and looks 10 years older, at least. Radical, fundamentalist Christianity ages it followers. He has such rage, hate and resentment. It’s evident by his wrinkled up, twisted face.

[quote] He has such rage, hate and resentment.

The closet kills.

Who will be the surprise guests stars?

James Woods?

R81, yes. And Kirk's people need to get in touch with Susan Olsen's people Godspeed.

[quote] Who will be the surprise guest stars?

George Santos.

Good one R83. But that's going to be a conundrum for Cameron because Santos is one of those filthy ho-mo-sex-u-als and a bad drag queen...

I recently watched some early episodes of Growing Pains and the sexual chemistry between Kirk Cameron and Alan Thicke was through the roof. I wonder if anything happened behind the scenes, as taboo as it might have been...

Kirk's hole would have been torn apart, R85.

Alan Thicke was rumored to be HUNG LARGE, and THICKE.

Alan Thicke could’ve been MY daddy…

Definitely not Ted Nugent. I don’t think Iggy would feel safe around him.

Scott Baio and Antonio Sabato, for sure.

Sick to death already of seeing this irrelevant asshole.

He was my wet dream when I was a teen in the late ‘80s. I’m talking, I would buy BOP and Teen Beat just for the pin-ups of him in short white tennis shorts or sitting provocatively, manspreading in tight jeans. I salivated at the scene in Like Father, Like Son where he’s running around a race track in tiny little green shorts, his muscular legs glistening with sweat and his taut butt flexing as he ran. I watched gaped mouth to Listen To Me, not caring that he was barely able to be consistent with his character’s southern drawl because his bubble butt was perfection in the snug jeans he wore in the movie (see gif below). Suffice it to say, it is disappointing to see that his major talking points these days reek of Christian nationalist/white supremacist-tinged doctrine (and this is a man with several adopted black kids), anti-vax points of view and homophobia.

I think he’s a ridiculous buffoon worthy of ridicule. He’s pathetic.

[quote] I would buy BOP and Teen Beat just for the pin-ups of him in short white tennis shorts or sitting provocatively, manspreading in tight jeans.

Lol R91.

He still does it!

^He knows where his bread is buttered!

I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille!

R95…that’s AI…right?

[quote] and this is a man with several adopted black kids

I’d never heard this. It surprises me.

R95 He looks terrified that a dick is going to pop into his mouth.

He has, like, six kids. Two are bio, four adopted. He has two black daughters and a black son.

I guess the constant household emasculation caused the go name shrinkage, and the adoption end.

Lol R96.

It's all too real.

What, R95? No strategically placed circular object behind him so it looks like he's sporting a halo?

R99 may all his white AND black sons be gay!!!

How original, a frog puppet!

lol…it’s a web series which will be viewed by…thousands.

Fucking closeted loser.

His brother-in-law probably thinks he's a pussy.

[quote]How original, a frog puppet!

It’s an IGUANA, dammit!

So GAY!

I’m sure Victoria Jackson will do some voices. Dumb baby voiced bitch.

Wow he looks bad. He must be sick.

Agreed, R109. There are odd creases in his cheeks that look like facial wasting in the pic @R101.

From his face I had a hunch he was low carb, so I searched it. Fox News came up so I won’t link.

“Kurt weighs in on false narratives the food industry could be telling us, why the carnivore diet has improved his life, and how he’s working to ensure kids across America have access to books that will nurture their minds.”

I'd still suck him off.

The carnivore diet is a “zero-carbohydrate diet and an extreme version of the keto diet,” explains Hollie Zammit, a registered dietitian with Orlando Health in Florida. This diet consists of consuming only animal products and staying away from fruits and vegetables, plant-based proteins, processed foods or other sources of protein, fats and carbs.

[quote] “Kurt weighs in on false narratives the food industry could be telling us, why the carnivore diet has improved his life, and how he’s working to ensure kids across America have access to books that will nurture their minds.”

If he's a walking ad for the carnivore diet, then count me OUT!

He probably took a shit load of Ivermectin too. Because "my rights and freedumbs!"

[quote]Actress Leigh-Allyn Baker will play the role of Creative Leigh, the press release also said.

A kid's TV character called "Creative Leigh"? How strange.

(I always kinda wonder about actors whose characters have their name. Is it because they're too stupid to answer to another name?)

[quote] I always kinda wonder about actors whose characters have their name. Is it because they're too stupid to answer to another name?

Yo. Woah.

[QUOTE]This diet consists of consuming only animal products and staying away from fruits and vegetables, plant-based proteins, processed foods or other sources of protein, fats and carbs.

This sounds more insane than his version of Christianity. Maybe he did it as a way to repel people with bad breath and avoid potential sexual contact.

[quote] Fuck him and fuck his cunt sister too.

R5 THIS. And fuck her 10 times over. Kirk is nasty, but he doesn't hide it. He plays his hand, and shows everyone the nasty christo-fascist bigot he is. Candace, on the other hand, is the kind of evil CUNT I despise the most - big, smiling grin...overt, pandering niceness... flowery language...all the while covering for the exact same views as her brother, and worse. That pandering, condescending, self-righteous 'I just love everybody' bullshit, all the while she'd be the first one to watch us burn with a smile on her face.

The man who served Subway sandwiches at his birthday gathering (one can hardly call it a party) is lecturing people on healthy diets?

[quote] He said, "Good families are looking for entertainment they can trust – stories that teach children biblically based moral values."

God, how bland. And dumb.

[Quote]There are odd creases in his cheeks that look like facial wasting

He's probably poz.

I wonder if his former co-star, Leonardo DiCaprio, will guest star!

Leo actually showed up to Alan Thicke's funeral, with the rest of the Growing Pains cast.

Whoops!

Bad link at R123.

Let's try this one.

Why is Kirk Cameron such a nasty cunt all the time?

Represhed homoshexshual, obshiuoshly.

He's a fucking hateful asshole R126.

R78, John Forsythe tried to get Joan Collins fired from “Dynasty” after she posed for PLAYBOY.