OMG- Valerie Bertinelli's Son Is So FAT!

A Chaz size son

A literally massive nepo baby who thinks he got what he has from his talent instead of who he is. David Lee Roth had it with him and called him out on his shit recently. He must get the fat genes from Val.

R1- LOL

That's such a datalounge thing to say!

" He must get the fat genes from Val. "

No, he gets it from pasta, lasagna, pizza...

R1- His look does evoke Chaz -the FATNESS and the TRANSNESS

Very old news, OP. Try to keep up.

R6- Try to keep up. The topic of this thread is not FAT BOY'S wedding it's

FAT BOY'S

FATNESS

Wolfie’s wife resembles Valerie.

How long ago is this? They could both go on semaglutide and be thin in 8 months.

Valerie needs to understand we’re all a bit depressed. She seems to think her depression is unusual and worthy of constant discussion.

He's an asshole who, whenever she had him on the show, treated his mother like shit on the bottom of his shoe.

But then, she raised the thug.

That slob would never bag a babe like that without his nepo fame

He is as bad as Val at taking any criticism, I saw his pouty tweets

r7 Yet you posted a picture from the wedding.

Valerie: "I'm going to spend eternity with Eddie in the afterlife"

Eddie: "The hell you are"

We shall not abide fat shaming, on The DL, OP!

OP is that bald and bitter queen David Lee Roth. Buy a new Eva Gabor, you old cunt.

r16=Chrissy Metz

R14- That was the first large picture of his largeness that I found on the internet. That is the only reason I posted that particular photo.

@r16, Did you misplace your snack purse?

He's a lard ass and he seems arrogant, too.

He's always been fat.

Is he a Proud Boy?

R23 I doubt it...his grandma (Eddie's mom) was Indonesian

OP, what were you hoping to accomplish with this thread?

R25 wtf?

R25- Pointless Bitchery

He's the size of Pluto.

It's PUPPY FAT!

She had never heard of Van Halen and had no idea the groom was rich

The bride demanded that she pick out Valerie’s surprise bouquet

He's actually the son of Valerie and Orson Welles.

I wonder if Mac and the gang showed up to really get the party started

Only Mac that guy wants is a Big Mac.

Valero looks great in OP’s picture. Love that color on her.

How can two beautiful people make such an ugly offspring ?

Isn't he supposed to be a very talented guitarist like his father?

R37 "Supposed to be" and "actually is" are miles apart.

It’s obvious he’s not on dad’s cocaine diet…