Jaden Smith and His Girlfriend

FUCK! she got some TITS!

[quote] FUCK! she got some TITS!

And their names are KA- and CHING!

He has a tiny pointed head.

"girlfriend"

They’ve been together for years now, R4.

Wow he’s FUG.

1. I thought he was gay.

2. They look like siblings.

Did he pay for those silicone casabas?

Quite big tits

What does his mama have to say about this hoe's blonde hair?

Being enlightened and living in your truth will somehow always involve thinness and huge tits.

he screams molested child, growing up to be fucked man.

He's objectively handsome and unusual looking (I'm surprised he is not a bigger deal as a model). But he's so awful. Even if he has looks, his spoiled entitlement--"This is how we roll"--is just over-the-top. He could be more than a nepo baby, and yet as long as he stays in front of the cameras he will always be as much a nepo baby as Kelly Osbourne or Chet Hanks.

[quote]He's objectively handsome

But he’s not. He’s fug.

His looks may not suit your personal tastes, but he’s not ugly.

Yeah. He’s fug.

For which product does she spread her influence?

Baz Luhrmann got more money than God to create a Netflix series near the beginning of their original content era (2015) which was all about the origins of rap music in NYC and he cast this charisma void as the lead. Certainly, other factors like the ballooning budget played a part in its cancellation after only one season, but it’s undeniable that this guy does not have “it” in any way.

Three big boobs.

Bleaching your hair blonde?

Next step - alopecia. Believe me - even if you don't!

Well he does have great taste when it comes to big boobs it would appear.

He has a perpetual punk look.

Cut him some slack. He's had to overcome huge obstacles in life. Namely his parents.

Did either of those Smith kids get an edjumacation?

Nope, R24.

The sheer lack of talent emanating from that picture is utterly blinding.

i wonder what he likes about her

r3 That's what she said.

What's hilarious about that pic is they are both looking away, like complete opposite direction of one another, and their bodies aren't touching...indeed, they almost look like their bodies are shrinking away from each other.

Such a telling photo.

Looks like he’s just standing there.

And in other photos they're staring into each other's eyes, r30. The one OP posted is just posed badly. I wouldn't read too much into it, given that there are several other photos of them being far more intimate.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

R32 she looks at his face because his Technicolor dreamcoat is blinding.

R33 she's thinking boy I want that necklace.

Possibly, r35, but he's thinking, boy, I want those tits and ass.

…and then she pegs him. Hard.

Please, in all of the pics together their bodies aren’t even touching. He snuggled up closer to Justin Bieber more intimately in one video than any picture you can produce in their four year relationship. Justin starts grinding before he even sees who it is.

Jayden: “YOU TAKE MY GIRLFRIEND’S NAME OUTTA YER MOUTH!!”

Runs over to OP and *slaps like a woman*

(Loses career by being the biggest of MARYS!)

(Oops, didn’t have a career to lose…)

R38, did you see the pics at r33 where they're practically naked and she's sitting in his lap while he's grabbing her ass?

You might not get it, but him and Bieber is just straight boys playing around, and I don't mean sexually.

he is handsome and striking.

very NA nose.

Very what nose?

He looks away from her thinking "Those huge hideous tits, please God don't let em out".

Fat

R40 I would believe you if they were both JUST straight boys. But when one has been called a Genderqueer and LGBTQ fashion Icon and the other has been rumored to have slept with PDiddy and Usher and was caught on video with his face planted in Odell Beckams crotch either doing a bump of coke or something else - then someone can view their slow bump and grind in a different light.

"a Genderqueer and LGBTQ fashion Icon" = straight, just like Harry Styles.

"Rumours" and a sketchy, druggy video that doesn't show what some people are claiming about it don't mean anything. But keep thinking Jaden is really gay and Sab is just his beard if it makes you feel better!

That’s a tranny, right?

She has elf hair.

R46 is really fighting hard to defend the heterosexuality of some skinny queer twink. Thank you for the permission, I will. He literally fits in her cleavage.

wonder if he has hygiene issues 🤔

The “girlfriend” was born a man.

^ That's some good work.

I always forget if it's him or Willow who's gay/bisexual

He looks bored or perhaps medicated.

Are they a lesbian couple?

I KNEW I've seen him somewhere.

this is a straight man's choice. gay men always pick the wrong beards. women with masculine facial features particularly jawlines.

Trash

Eh, she's cute. He looks thrilled to pieces, doesn't he?

His face is saying "God, was this part of the contract?"