Timothee Chalamet is the new face of Cartier

😍😍😍😍

What a colossal twat.

I despise this piece of vapid shit. He's overrated, dull, arrogant, no talent, piece of nothing. He also ruined Dune.

He’s a leading man and huge talent.

Cartier is a dead brand now anyway. It was a 20th century brand.

It isn’t dead.

It's as dead as the string of all of Chalamet's box office bombs R6.

R7 that’s also not true. You also claimed Dunkin was dying the other day.

he looks incredibly dumb

r4 do you really find this mediocre dude special? i don’t get it, care to explain his charms to us?

What did he do to his nose?

Women everywhere will be wearing his soignée jewelry and sampling his elegant feminine perfumes.

Seriously who are his agent and manager. He has ZERO vibe, rizz whatever you want to call it but he’s in everything and now modeling for CARTIER? he is the opposite of Cartier. He should be modeling for Goodwill or a chain of thrift stores.

He has ZERO azz.

He’s a star babe. It has nothing to do with his agent at this point. His name is already built

He looks so hot in the movie theater ad in Mexico

Raving review of Chalamet’s performance

Chanel just dropped millions on him and I see his face everywhere in Europe for Bleu de Chanel. Chanel did not expect an exclusive contract? Cartier at the same time? What brand is next?

I said nothing of the sort R8. You've got me confused with a different poster.

This all feels very insidery French. He's their boy. 🇨🇵

Well he’s American but one of his parents is French.

Few things say Cartier like a 28 year old with a struggle stache.

He is of French descent on his father’s side. I don’t know about his mom.

He’s born and raised in Manhattan though.

But he's fluent in French and is an ambassador for French culture. That's enough for them, despite having poise of an elephant.

He looks greasy and grubby.

He’s a duel citizen of both the states and France.

Mescal is also one of the faces of Cartier alongside Timmy and attended the Cartier Trinity 100 Celebration in Paris days ago.

Timmy is an enigma. He's certainly not like the straight French boys who grew up in "logement social/HLM" in Paris, nor like the guys from subsidized housing in NYC. Most straight French guys of this class are quite macho.

R28 you’ve definitely never been to France…don’t speak on what you don’t know.

Also, he isn’t from “subsidized” housing.

Paul Mescal was made an Ambassador in 2022 alongside Jake G.

Asswipe R29, I have a degree from Sorbonne and I've taught French teens and college students for 25 years.

Also, Timmy grew up in the subsidized artists' building "Manhattan Plaza" in Hell's Kitchen.

Timmy’s father is from France and mother is American. He is a duel citizen. His father was an editor for UNICEF and his mother a Broadway performer and professional dancer.

Do you know what an apartment being subsidized means r31?

[quote]What did he do to his nose?

What do you mean, R11; it looks the same as always.

R32 red herrings and attrition tactics. Fail.

R34 answer the question

Unless he has plastic surgery to prevent it from happening he's going to end up looking like Tiny Tim or Gene Wilder in 15-20 or more years.

How did I miss this? Thank you OP, for keeping Datalounge up to date on the latest triumph of TIMMY!

💎💍♥️TIMMY STAR POWER IS INCREASING EXPONENTIALLY AND HIS WEALTH AND HIS FAME WILL MEAN HOURLY UPDATES UNTIL WE DIE.❤️💎💍

he's built like a paperclip

R13: His agent is the gay and powerful Brian Swardstrom. Last year, Swardstrom said he was retiring but that he would still keep Chalamet on. Once he really really retires and has no influence left in Hollywood, the Chalamet nightmare will finally be over.

[quote] the Chalamet nightmare will finally be over.

Lol

The Timmy glorious dream just begun r39

You will wallow in TIMMY content until the day you die

[quote] He is a duel citizen

Like the Three Musketeers?

I like him and is a standout for his generation of actors. Hope to see him do fun things.

Rodent 🐭Boy

He and the cannibal have completely ruined one of my favorite movies.

Can they CGI different actors in those roles in that movie?

[quote] Call Me by Your Name chronicles the romantic relationship between a 17-year-old, Elio Perlman (Timothée Chalamet), and Oliver (Armie Hammer), a 24-year-old graduate-student assistant

No r44. Wallow in the glory of TIMMY and old cannibal.

R42 he’s already don’t fun things. Wonka was fun and he was amazing.

R39 what does his agent’s sexuality have to do with anything? You really set gay men back 50 years.

He also helped design the new Dune necklace

r32 Idiot, go look up Manhattan Plaza, it's exactly as r31 describes

R49 what is a subsidized building? I don’t think you know what that means.

[quote] He also helped design the new Dune necklace

What did I tell you about the soignée jewelry?

Now I can't wait to hear about the elegant feminine perfumes he designed. "Timothee Chalamet's BENE GESSERIT. By Cartier. Smell Like You're Part of a Powerful Sisterhood!"

R31 and R49 US is not France or Sweden that provides social housing for poor. Poor rent some cockroach infested holes, live in trailer park, in the cars and on the street.

"Subsidized" housing is for well connected and privileged people.

Nobody would look twice at this guy on the street, unless to think he needs a better haircut.

R50 I don't know what answer you are looking for, but Manhattan Plaza is subsidized housing for people in the performing arts. I linked a website about the wait list opening to rent apartments there. I imagine his mother being a Broadway dancer made his family eligible?

Also, low income in New York City is not the same as low income in other cities in the U.S., because it's so expensive to live there.

R27, he looks like Dorothy Zbornak in that suit.

I thought he was great in CMBYN... that said, I don't get the whole stardom thing with him (and some others)... because he had a good performance in a movie several years ago, does that mean that the public is interested in everything he says and does, based on his film role from several years ago? does Cartier think that people will go out and buy a gold and diamond necklace just because he's wearing it? someone who did a good performance in a movie from several years ago??? I just don't understand this...

Is there a Our Dear Timothee troll, too?

Jealousy is so unbecoming.

R58 just the one?

He's so repulsively ugly. I can't believe I have to look at this thread popping up. Cunts.

An “Our Dear Timothée” troll would include the accent —every time.

I think “Our Dear” references should be limited to Irish and British stars where the expression is indigenous.

"Our dear Darfur Orphan" doesn't work for you?

What I want to know is what did this guy do to hurt so many of you?

People are so picky. I always said about Timmy, if he's good enough for Lourdes Leon, he's good enough for me!

His acting is mostly pretty face reading from a script. If he didn't have connections and weren't famous he'd be doing gay for pay porn for Bel Ami or Staxus.

Connections (from family or, more importantly, school) can get you in the door, but that’s it. After that you sink or swim just like everyone else.

R68 True. Bitch sucked more dick than Nancy Reagan in order to stay afloat.

R67: He’s too ugly for porn. Nobody would look twice at him if he weren’t famous. You can argue whether or not he’s really a nepo baby but the truth is he is a nepo. If he didn’t have those connections and weren’t acting, he’d be a door greeter at Walmart. R68: His mommy, uncle, and aunt helped him out so he didn’t have to suck cock but I’m sure he willingly offered up his hole to producers.

Connections didn’t get him Wonka or Dune. That’s not how it works.

What about Timmy's dripping bent fat veiny uncut 8 inch cock? Did that help?

How is he a nepo baby? Please explain.

I think the argument is that his mother was a dancer on Broadway and his uncle is a (mostly) television directo, so he’s starring in massive big-budget franchises. You know, nepotism.

R57: The industry and the public went crazy about him because he played gay in 2017. After just one critically acclaimed breakout performance, he was everything everywhere all at once just like Jennifer Lawrence. He’s just dull and certainly doesn’t have the looks of an action star. I thought his Wonka was kind of one note and he didn’t bring any warmth or mystery to the character.

Oh bullshit. Jack Quaid is a nepo baby. Dakota Johnson is a nepo baby. Chalamet's mom was a dancer on Broadway and some uncle who was a TV director, hardly people with connections that would have turned this guy into the major movie star that he is now. Some of you need to calm down.

His aunt helped get him the Woody Allen job, and his uncle was taking him to industry parties and introducing him to everyone.

It's so funny how the fangirls in this thread insist people are lying about him, until it's proven true and then they try and act like it's a positive.

He was pretty terrible in the Woody Allen movie. He’s lucky the whole Me Too thing happened when it did and that the movie wasn’t widely seen. His uncle getting him the job makes a lot of sense. Look he may not come from an acting family per se but any connection, big or small, always helps.

To qualify as a nepo baby, you have to meet these two requirements:

1) Your connection has to come from your dad or mom or both.

2)You can't act AND aren't good looking.

If you have a showbiz parent but can at least act or you're pretty, the stigma of the nepo baby label is not as great.

R52 THANK YOU. That is why I kept asking that poster if he knows what subsidized housing is in NYC because he’s stating it as a negative and a way to talk down about Timmy’s family and make them sound poor when in reality if you’re in subsidized housing it’s usually the opposite. What a fool that poster is.

[quote] You can't act AND aren't good looking.

Thank’s for the “and”

Which begs the question…why?

R54 r55 subsidized housing has nothing to do with low income.

New York has all kinds of subsidized housing, especially considering rent controls. Most of it is for the poors. Almost a million people live in Housing Authority projects or receive Section 8 assistance.

R75 him and J Law were both called the male/female versions of each other because of their massive breakouts at young ages from one critically acclaimed role. Only she went straight for big studio blockbusters while he kept it going with small indie flicks until Dune. He’s mirrored his career after young Leo, who did tv as a teen and then did a lot of indie type flicks or supporting roles before landing Titanic, a big studio blockbuster. Only difference is Timmy didn’t start in tv but in a play.

R84 again, not the same as what is being discussed upthread. They weren’t on section 8 and that isn’t the projects. The projects is a completely different thing entirely.

Stop discussing what you don’t know. Grow up.

R79 that’s false. You don’t have to have a parent who is in the industry to be a nepo baby. Sometimes it’s a nephew/niece, a cousin, a sibling etc.

[quote]subsidized housing

[quote]not the same as what is being discussed upthread. They weren’t on section 8 and that isn’t the projects. The projects is a completely different thing entirely.

To simplify, is it the projects for white people?

Subsidized housing doesn’t make one poor. The projects is for the poor. Anyone can apply for subsidized apartments that are within their pay grade. Some subsidized apartments are for people who need to be making a minimum of $100k even.

As stated upthread, people who get those apartments are usually the privileged who have connections. It isn’t someone making $2000 a month.

I don’t care what you were discussing upthread. The statement “subsidized housing has nothing to do with low income” is simply incorrect. Yes, there are some types of subsidized housing that is available to middle-income or even upper-income residents, but those are the exceptions.

R90 most “poor” people can’t afford subsidies. The projects is for them.

The projects are subsidized housing.

He is the son of two educated and hard working people. The apartment was for people in the arts. NYC used to have buildings with reduced rents for those who were involved in arts, but of course they were hard to get into. His mother being a dancer and Broadway performer makes them eligible. Getting into those apartments is hard. Clearly they were either very lucky or had connections to the right people.

Subsidized housing is not necessarily government housing.

R92 the projects is a completely different thing and run by different people.

R94 this. But the retard wants to argue. It’s embarrassing.

Guys, guys... we can't keep allowing subsidized housing to tear us apart.

I don't think the OP's photo looks anything like TC, and the second one only slightly.

My cousin “inherited” my grandfather’s rent-controlled apartment in Peter Cooper Village even though he never lived in it. He registered to vote and has his mail sent there. His “connection?” He used to visit the ladies in the office and he brought treats so that his claim sailed right through.

In the housing development where Timothy grew up (and I believe his mother still lives), the deal is that residents pay rent equivalent to 30 percent of their income, and that amount can go up or down slightly or greatly from one year to the next. This applies to everyone except the relatively few people in market rate apartments, who pay whatever the full going rate is. I hope that clarifies the situation.

R59, I don't see what your story has to do with this discussion, but I'm wondering, why DIDN'T your cousin live in that rent-controlled apartment, and why did he keep it if he wasn't living there? Was he subletting it? That would be a huge no-no.

This thread needs more pictures of Timmy and his Cartier bling rather than about NYC subsidized housing.

Timmy looks beautiful in this Cartier necklace, in a pink velvet suit, with his manly chest, yes?

Second UNIQUE Cartier creation which is only enhanced by Timmy’s wild beauty

Cartier Watch! Metal Breastplate!

THE GORGEOUSNESS OF TIMMY

🙇🏻♥️🙇🏿KOWTOW TO TIMMY🙇🏼❤️🙇🏾

He moved into it when my grandfather died, “inheriting“ the rent-controlled lease, which is the law for relatives who are living there when the tenant dies. He also illegally sublet it at times when he was working abroad.

He’s like a mashup of Nancy Kulp and Babe Paley. Not a compliment.

[quote] Nancy Kulp and Babe Paley

Who?

You must be at least 80 years old r105

For the fuckwad @ r106, IOW, he’s weird looking and not attractive.

Timmy is the epitome of male beauty in 2024

Get with the times gramps

Timmy looks like a POW camp inmate. With big hair.

He's androgynous and is the Left’s new pet project. They won’t dare face reality that he has no talent and is ugly as sin. We’ll just pretend that he’s beautiful the way we’re supposed to pretend that men can be women.

I wonder if he’s so divisive among non-eldergays.

The only comment that was made was that he grew up in subsidized housing, which is an absolutely correct statement. The fangirls on here disputed that, and then upon learning they were wrong are now trying desperately to pretend something else was said instead of just admitting they were wrong.

And in previous threads we've heard from a DLer who also grew up in Manhattan Plaza and who told us how he bullied other kids in the building, including a special needs child.

[quote] I wonder if he’s so divisive among non-eldergays

No, r111. Timmy’s talent and beauty is universally acknowledged except among sexless grumpy old men who haven’t been fucked since the Clinton administration.

Or people just don’t think of Timmy period. It wonderful how Timmy’s haters work themselves up into a froth over a guy who doesn’t know they exist.

Timmy haters are tormenting themselves. Timmy lives inside their senile brain, inescapable. 🤣🤣🤣

Endless torment that the haters cause themselves.

R113, your post starts out sounding like sarcasm, then veers into sincerity. I’m confused.

I think it's fascinating that this thread is more about what the definition of subsidized housing is more than its about this rat-faced actor or the luxury goods company he's representing.

Threads digress. Get over it.

R114: There’s nothing sincere about Timmy or the Prince Timmy troll.

I am now living in your swamp mind too r117

Timmy content will be inescapable for decades.

The pain it will cause you is delicious

I was looking at the premiere photos and Zendaya is clearly taller than him. I don't know what his real height is but I doubt he's 6'0."

R85: Actually, he accepted Dune shortly after the award season for Call Me By Your Name was over. His small, indie flicks (Beautiful Boy, The King, Bones & All, etc) were critical and commercial flops. He switched gears and has been on the big blockbuster studio route ever since. He counts how many zeroes on the check but the fangirls will still tell you that he’s an intellectual artist.

r120 Indeed, after those flops it's practically a guarantee he won't touch projects now that don't have a draw of their own to them (IP, or a biopic of someone like Dylan), to camouflage the fact he isn't a draw himself.

I don’t think anyone is a draw by themselves anymore.

R122 completely wrong. There are many actors that attract audience.

Name some r123

Timmy brings the intellectual artistry to all his films r120

The entire world is elevated by Timmy, most especially the works of cinema.

You’d bitch if his small films were hit and that his commercial films were bombs. Always justifying your Timmy hatred. Its wonderful to see how much Timmy preys on your mind.

Timmy is gross 🤮

R83 The neighborhood where his family grew up in is expensive, and requires people who don't make the income FOR THAT NEIGHBORHOOD to apply for low income housing IN THAT NEIGHBORHOOD. What qualifies for low income is dependent on what neighborhood and city you are living in. New York is expensive, and so is Hell's Kitchen. Someone in the arts would need to live in subsidized housing to live in that particular neighborhood in that particular city. They have income limits to live in Manhattan Plaza, because it's subsidized housing for THAT NEIGHBORHOOD.

The point is, his fame is a mystery.

He has excellent hair, I will begrudgingly admit.

Blah blah blah. Manhattan Plaza is Section 8 housing to this day and was built when Hell's Kitchen was a working class shit hole neighborhood. I didn't say anything negative about Timmy. I was responding to those who claim he seems so French. I've taught boys from Parisienne HLM who make it to university and they are not like Timmy. Timmy does display a hint of Hell's Kitchen wigga swagger but only very occasionally. He is definitely more cosmopolitan than he lets on. When he speaks French he has a different personality and also he doesn't have any French HLM swagger and no verlan for example.

He’s like a bargain basement Syd Barrett.

[quote]The point is, his fame is a mystery.

All fame is a mystery. It's luck, chance, being in the right place at the right time, and connecting with the right people. Do you know how beautiful people there are in LA and how many talented people there are in LA who never get a shot.

This is still the most popular definition of "Timothée Chalamet" on Urban Dictionary:

The reason I find the will to live every. single. day.

Rachel: why cant they all be like Timothée Chalamet??

Monica: I KNOW RIGHT?!!

Actually the new Timmy is Paul Mescal r132

They have totally different appeals, but we will be hearing about both of them for as long as we are alive

R133: No fucking way.

Your denial has no effect on reality r134

Timmy will be a daily part off your life unless you shut your shut your devices down and go into a convent

R135: Suck your mother’s cunt Prince Timmy troll. There will be no more roles for TimoTay when he reaches adolescence.

You will worship TIMMY r136.

It’s inevitable

The pain of TIMMY’S omnipresence will grow and grow until you accept TIMMY’ magnificence or until you kill yourself.

The entire world wishes that you take the option of unaliving youself

A quick reminder that the Timothee obsessive here is a racist piece of shit who exposed herself as such in another thread when she described Koreans as being lower class Asians

🇰🇷♥️KOREA LOVES TIMMY♥️🇰🇷

🇯🇵❤️JAPAN LOVES TIMMY❤️🇯🇵

🇨🇳💙CHINA LOVES TIMMY💙🇨🇳

Now which one does not eat dogs r138?

You hate Shelby and Dolly don’t you R138 and want to see those dear chihuahuas pan fried with oyster sauce

She might only be parroting the Japanese, R138. Like it or not, many Japanese look down on Koreans. White-centric Americans tend to only be concerned with racism if white or white-coded people are involved and have nothing to say about intra-Asian racism, but racism is not the preserve of whites. Every race displays racial prejudice, is capable of racism, and carries assumptions about its own virtue and superiority. Each type of racism is subtly different, reflecting the specificity of its own culture and history.

[quote] white-coded people

What are "white-coded people"?

Not Rachel Dolezal r141

[quote] He’s a duel citizen

Oh, DEAR…

"White-coded people" are those perceived as white (for example, light-skinned indigenous people and mixed-race Hispanics) but not "technically" white. It's an absurd term, anyway, and not my invention. A similar term would be "white-passing."

“White-passing” is now considered to be a racist term r144

I would hope so. I'm white-adjacent myself and couldn't care less whether or not I "pass."

r140 Take a look at her post at r139, and ask why you're trying to defend that person. And so what if the Japanese are racist, that does not make it okay.

[quote] "White-coded people" are those perceived as white (for example, light-skinned indigenous people and mixed-race Hispanics) but not "technically" white.

Examples please.

Take your hypocritical cultural mores and blow out your ass r147

With America’s history of racism and the current racism that exists on in America today, Japan says fuck you, you dog eater.

Soon no more:

r149 Sucks for you then that I'm not American. Whereas your beloved Timmy is, and is the one culturally appropriating black culture.

And keep exposing yourself as the vile little racist you are. Shows what scum support Chalamet.

TIMMY and ❤️dog❤️

Since when is Salinas California not in America Matt Anscher r151?

He looks homeless. Pedophile Hollywood needs to stop pushing people who look like children. It’s revolting.

TIMMY is 28 years old r154

You being up pedophilia again and again

What’s your problem? Projecting?

[quote] I'm white-adjacent myself

What's your ethncity, R146?

I'm surprised Porn Timmy isn't getting more attention on DL. He looks like a trailer park version of Timothee.

R157 Who is that?

R158 Some random guy who dresses up like Timmy and does webcam shows?....Get it? He's a "star". The sunglasses. The jacket....Who else could he be?

R159 I'd like a name please and thank you.

He's pretty but I don't like his teeth or what his face does when he smiles. Good thing he barely emotes in Dune.

He reminds me of DL fave Justin Trudeau.

Timothee looks like trash in the press junket.

Too fat. Give him 10 years and he’ll be 1/4 Garrett Claytons of fat.

Timothee is transforming into a Non-Binary Them. Is there a more feminine "leading man"? Name someone MORE feminine than this princess.

Lady Fairford, R165?