You will NEVER be clean. STOP hurting your anus!

The same goes for circumcision!

I’m not looking for a sterile anus. I just don’t want to smell like ass.

Bitch, you’re dirty. I’m not.

Men don't need any additional excuses to NOT wash their asses. The reason pass around bottoms get wrecked is not because they've been too fastidious about hygiene.

My anus is pristine and ultra clean. My stools are perfectly formed, and odor free.

We don't douche in Europe, we just pack that shit back in whence it came. Having your dick spotless after anal is a bit like not being sweaty after exercise – you don't really have a feeling that you accomplished much.

Mama’s mussy is as clean as a freshly shorn cod filet!

[quote] We don't douche in Europe,

How well we know. We can smell you coming dear.

It’s true that douching isn’t as popular in Europe, but most countries I’ve been to there (which is a lot) almost always have showers with detachable heads and of course in Italy and a lot of France there are almost always bidets. That said, I have experienced many more “accidents” there than I have in USA (I’m a top).

R6, you also don’t shower. Or wash your uncut dicks. It’s nasty af and nothing to brag about.

European people - in general - smell. Yes, even the British…

In much of Europe bathing is still a once per week thing. I can't even fathom not washing every day.

I have one of these attached to all my toilets and am always clean.

[QUOTE] In much of Europe bathing is still a once per week thing. I can't even fathom not washing every day.

What is the reasoning for this? So some of them literally don’t wash their holes except for once a week? That is disgusting.

A bidet is great for everyone and they're easy to attach to the toilet. It's much better for your tissues and you're clean and fresh always. I like the sprayer upthread.

What do you mean a shit hole is truly clean? I thought it was self cleaning and secreting like a vagina 🤡

R16 They are both self-secreting, but that's not the same as "self-cleaning"—both very much need frequent washing.

R9 please tell us of the accidents in detail

R18 = Erna.

I recently had to see a specialist for an Issue “down there” and I’ve been learning that what this guy says is true. I was always obsessed with having a spotless, clean butt. Not because of sex or anything, (I’m a top) I just want to feel clean. But apparently I have wiped so much, squirted so much water up my arse, scrubbed so hard in the shower that I’ve dried it out, which has caused not one but two tears. I’m addressing it now and I can’t even use my bidet because it stings like fuck. So I’ve learned the hard way that it isn’t necessarily supposed to be clean as a whistle 24 seven. Ouch!

Serious question. How do bidets and shower head extensions get you clean inside? The point of a douche is that it sprays the water internally. Aren’t these other things external only? And if you are somehow using them to spray your insides, aren’t they far harsher than a typical douche bulb?

R5 = Gwyneth Paltrow

They’re hell on plumbing but those medicated wipes keep everything feeling better. A friend had some tears and a proctologist advised to use the ones with aloe.

Don’t flush ‘em. Just toss them and take out the garbage a bit more often.

You’ll never been clean! Not enough Lysol in Omaha .

[quote]European people - in general - smell. Yes, even the British…

Oh, FFS. Some of you people are too stupid to be on the internet. Honestly, the greatest nation of earth?

It's just poop. You are fucking something not actually designed to be fucked. Inventive, but you're gonna have to compromise.

R25, its' pretty much true though.

Yeah, it is so not true, R27. But keep telling. yourself that, the jokes write themselves.

R23, yeah, more people should use wet wipes. Scented or medicated ones are nice. I'm surprised so many people still use toilet paper -- it's rough & abrasive and does a poor job.

r29 that's why I use my hand and wash it with water afterwards cause the soap dries out the skin too!

I like to wash up after poop if I am at home, like Muslims because just using toilet papers doesn't seem enough.

I have never douched inside cause I don't bottom.

[quote] I like to wash up after poop if I am at home

Same here, R31.

After pooping, I'll do the usual cleaning down there with toilet paper, but then I'll jump in the shower afterwards, for an extra cleaning.

It's almost necessary - especially in Summer - because the butt sweat will just create a very nasty situation down there.

[quote] You will NEVER be clean

Nothing is clean!!!

The Difficult Brown

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European Bathing Habits

I wonder what he'd say about my particular issue.

R11 stop talking bullshit you fucking idiot

Stealth Erna thread.

[quote] I’m not looking for a sterile anus. I just don’t want to smell like ass.

“You’re dirty and that’s fine” is the most Chinese attitude ever

R5: Taylor Swift

LOL! @ R41! Very true.

r44 Not on VALENTINE'S DAY, Dawn!!!

R20: thanks for the wise advice. I also strive daily for a clean hole and sometimes it just isn’t possible.

Skid marks were invented for a reason!

R46, I've learned the hard way that having a "spotless" clean hole can lead to a really uncomfortable situation. I've been dealing with it for a few months now. Using a bidet, spraying the shower head up by butt in the shower once per day, twice if I'm at the gym, having my hand or wash cloth as far up my hole as possible to clean it with soap.... it's not so healthy. The gastro surgeon I've been seeing says I just kind of scrubbed away the natural oils around the anus area. I mean, even a cheap bidet, which we got just before COVID, is life changing. But always washing your bottom is NOT a good thing. I've learned that the hard way with not one but two cuts (fissures) that have been difficult to heal especially with occasional constipation where I've felt like I'm passing a concrete tube that just kind of rips you open. (I swear, I don't know how bottoms, bottom. LOL, I think i have a new appreciation for you guys). Anyway, like the doc in OP's link says, STOP hurting your anus!

R12- Me too.

I shower SEVEN days a week even in the winter.

Twice a week I shower twice a day even in the winter.

Datalounge people- This doctor's video is not directed towards gay men or more specifically towards gay BOTTOMS.

Thanks Fraustein McFrau @R50 - but you're STILL on a website primarily for and by gay men. So seethe all you want, we're not going anywhere.

Isn't taking repeated blows from a hard 12-inch dick (or dildo) doing more damage than a little douching?

R48 That happened to me too. Does it increase the chance of hiv? Having a anal fissure wound down there?