Inside Jeff Bezos’ star-studded 60th birthday bash hosted by fiancée Lauren Sánchez: McDonalds, A-listers and more

Jewel and Lauren

Jewel looks svelte.

Repellent, repulsive, repugnant.

Gross

Is this the best money can buy?

Haha, Harry and Meghan left off another A-B-C-D list.

R5 lol

They were attending the exclusive world premiere of a blockbuster movie.

Why does it say McDonald's? Did they actually serve McDonald's???

So, rappers and whores.

Doesn't sound A list to me.

When did he get so.....tacky

I smell a Gatsby drama brewing for Jeff.

R8 he allegedly served McDonald's and caviar.

Pig.

Why is Kris Jenner carrying a purse with Kyle’s face on it?

One of the richest men on the planet and serving McDonalds

Says EVERYTHING

Now you have to be rich to afford a Quarter Pounder

I would honestly like to slap him till he dies.

But where are Meghan and Harry mugging/glowering at the camera?!! Surely they gatecrashed.

Don't these people understand how tacky they are?

Grotesque.

No amount of money can stop or hide a pathetic midlife crisis.

He killed bookstores. They can all die in a grease fire.

Straight men sure do love their bimbos!

Kushner and Ivanka? BLORF. If Oprah didn't kick her in the pussy she is a sell out.

[quote]When did he get so.....tacky

Two words: Lauren Sanchez

Is this a convention for under the radar Repugs?

Warren Buffett was at home clipping coupons for his Sunday trip to the supermarket.

Orca and GAYle are phony as pfuck.

Has Orca permanently retired her beard, Stillman, or Waterman, or whatever his name was?

Orca? R29 and R30 clearly haven’t seen her new waistline sponsored by Wegovy.

It, hell. She had Those.

Lucky MacKenzie. She got away with billions and her dignity intact. And she's committed to donating her windfall.

And she’s probably boning all the hot model-actor boys under the sun who want a cool sugar mama. Meanwhile Jeff is taking boner injections into his penis so he can get aroused for his 200 year old blow up doll.

[quote] One of the richest men on the planet and serving McDonalds Says EVERYTHING

What ?

“KING (George VI) TRIES HOT DOG AND ASKS FOR MORE” was the headline The New York Times ran with the next day.

While the hot dogs were served on a silver tray, he writes, “the royal guests nevertheless joined everyone else in eating off paper plates.” According to one story, the queen (The Queen Mum) supposedly asked Roosevelt how one ate a hotdog. “Very simple. Push it into your mouth and keep pushing it until it is all gone,” he is said to have told her. She elected to use a knife and fork instead of taking this folksy advice.

The ex-wife is donating as much money as she receives in stock dividends to a wide range of causes, billions of dollars and a truly awesome sum.

The ex-wife is a class act.

Oprah Winfrey is the brightest star there. They are not bringing their A game.

Partying with the Hiltons? The Kardashians?The Kushners? Is the year still 2008? Ridiculous. This event looks like an episode of BOTCHED.

[quote]They are not bringing their A game.

Its the trash-list his wife has access to. Cuz she's trash.

Those guests all look bored, or is that their photography face?

[quote] Straight men sure do love their bimbos!

As do gay men.

Did they have separate rooms for the business people and the Hollywood trash like the Hiltons, Kardashians and their ilk? Could you see Oprah sidling up to Willow Bay (Iger's wife and Dean of the USC journalism school) to start a conversation about the state of misinformation in the media? There were probably a few corporate lawyer types in attendance. Kim K could have talked about her law studies and taking the mini bar exam. Good times.

Many, many pictures of the tackiness in link to follow. And good ol' Daily Mail chronicles their inane, self-congratulatory Instagram messages the morning after.

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Truman's Black and White party had more celebs.

Ms. Sanchez, once the best looking woman in any room, is now scary in appearance. Reminds me of the gargoyle, a shocking decline.

Hope Lauren's titty tape held up through the night!

Trash. Sooooooo much trash.

And wtf is up with Katy Perry's knee? It's disconcerting.

“That’ll be $17 million to the Detroit Public Schools, and another $30 million to cancer research.”

r34 you have not seen Bezos Shirtless. He has a body to envy and apparently, he has a donkey dick. During his divorce some sexting photos became part of the trial and when the lawyers saw them they let out a collective...whoa.

HIm shirtless on the yacht

Why don’t his dick pics ever leak? I’ve always thought he was kinda cute. Evil, yes. But sexy in a dad bod way.

I thought I already posted this…in the Daily Mail photos, there was one of Ari Emmanuel’s wife so if she was there, so was he. But he couldn’t score an invitation for his famous (infamous?) client. He did manage to cobble together an invitation to a movie premiere on a distant island as a face saving measure for them though.

r51 he has 90 bazillion dollars pretty sure he can remove anything from the internet.

They’re both freakishly hideous.

Bezos is hot.

That ghoul whose sock monkey mouth like like a giant sandblasted asshole, Tommy Hilfiger was there. Even Robbie Williams looks deeply embarrassed at his decision to attend.

Who wants to go to a party and see Ivanka Trump's ugly, smirking face? Pretty unimpressive roster of famous people.

Udders for days.

Wow, what a horrendous guest list. Nobody interesting or truly fabulous in attendance. The elderly blow up doll has to lean forward in every pic because of the weight of her funbags and her aging hips dealing with heels. She’s trying to pass it off as seshually alluring but she looks like a ridiculous old whorehouse madam.

Orlando Bloom looks like he wants to fly far away from these people.

I’m going to pray for a wildcat tsunami to hit the next time all these hags are on his dumb cabin cruiser.