Things pieces of shit say

As I previously mentioned...

Hi Debs!

"Both sides, both sides..."

"You call that hot!"

Bless your heart!

"The last time I checked ... " + some asshole opinion.

"Everyone who does not adore, cherish, and revere Trans is a breitbart sucking, Trump fucking, Fox News talking points spouting Republican."

Per my last email...

“I’m sorry you feel that way.”

Show me proof.

Then when you do, they refuse to recognize the source.

“Of course The Guardian says that but they lie.”

"I'll say it with my whole chest ... "

"Give so-and-so their flowers!"

Relax

Take a chill pill

Calm your jets

I told someone his tats were ugly. Is that bad?

Calm your tits

Dead to me

Oh good one r17

Donald J. Trump has been appointed by God to lead America into a new era.

19 replies before it's a Trump thread. Kudos

19 replies before it's a Trump thread. Kudos.

"Low vibrational..."

"The fact of the matter is... "

"Is there a reason why you're [doing a thing/not doing a thing]?"

Beginning a sentence in an email or any other communication thus: "With respect..."

"Bearking!"

No r23

Link?

“Had you r-e-a-d the agenda…”

“Your poor planning is not my emergency.”

[quote]As I previously mentioned...

That's the corporate speak way of saying "I told you so" or "stop making me repeat myself" or to remind people of what was already discussed and agreed.

I can't tell you the number of times I've been able to save my ass because I could point to multiple emails where I told someone something, told them it was a bad idea, or outright objected to their doing something, but they did it anyway, and now DEMAND that I fix it.

R29 is correct, it can seem patronizing but it can also be necessary.

"Oh look, another Trump thread."

"Small-town (place that is not a small town)."

Let Me Google That For You

Government, get your hands off my Medicare!

My name is Donald Trump

My name is Marjorie Taylor Green

My name is Lauren Boebert

My name is Mike Johnson

My name is James Comer

My name is Jim Jordan

My name is Ted Cruz

My name is Josh Hawley

My name is Mitch McConnell

My name is Kevin McCarthy

My name is Clarence Thomas

You get the point

"It's not my job to educate you!"

All lives matter!

What is a woman?

“In all seriousness, you are irrelevant.”

[quote]"It's friday night bitches! Whats everyone got going on?"

DL KinderGay

"The gay lifestyle"

For dinner tonight, I’ll be serving fish with prunes.

Using woke as a pejorative

Using the term "virtue signaling"

“Put on your big girl/boy pants.”

Ugh.

“Hmmmm let’s look at this from a few thousand feet higher…hnnkay?

[quote]Using the term "virtue signaling"

Are you implying that virtue signaling doesn't exist?

What else should it be called when someone is engaged in that precise activity or you want to imply a level of hypocrisy or self-serving motivation behind an action or statement?

R45, only right-wingers use it, because they think it's impossible for people to actually feel empathy for others

“January 6th hostages”

[quote][R45], only right-wingers use it, because they think it's impossible for people to actually feel empathy for others

That's false. So, you're saying that it's all genuine concern?

R48 don’t pay any attention to his stupidity

Good morning.

You're sexy.

You're beautiful.

You are in control.

You got this shit.

You're gonna have a great day.

Hey, you know what paradise is? It's a lie, a fantasy we created about people and places as we'd like them to be.

R50 what/who is that and how do we kill it?

R48, no, it's not false that only right-wingers use it. Sorry.

“Thoughts and prayers” after a school shooting

(Smirking) “What? It’s a bundle of sticks.”

R54, good one

I'm truly blessed.

"No offense..." Almost always right before saying something offensive.

"Have you heard about this website called 'Datalounge'"?

"I'm not a racist but..."

"I'm not a racist - I have Black/Asian friends."

America has never been a racist country!

"It's not you, it's me"

"... the REALITY IS: "

It is what it is, dude!

Trigger warning / TW

The volume is off on my iPad, but R50 looks like a diesel Melissa Manchester.

"You're either for me or against me!"

crazy dames always use the tired old “if you can’t handle me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my best!” saying.

arguably

I love that for you.

“Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s”

R41

R52, R66 Bonnie Franklin

Would someone define what Qtards call research? Doctored YouTube videos and Breitbart? Or what? TIA.

I just want to reiterate….

"Darwin..."

"the jew-run media"

"illegals"

“Oh, dear!”

"Just to play the Devil's advocate"... cuntery ensues.

I am sorry YOU feel that way, lets agree to disagree.

Translation: I am not apologizing, it's all your fault and I want to shut this conversation down.

"You don't mind if I do this" as they proceed to do said thing.

Can you or daddy read me a bedtime story?

" What IS a woman?"...

“I answer to a higher authority.”

OP It's usually "Your welcome."

"Funny how..."

Stone fruit?

On fish?

Libatards

Let's Go Brandon

Hollywood Elites

Google is your friend

“It’s GENOCIDE.”

No Problem!

I once heard a trashy looking guy in a grocery store parking lot tell a store employee he was arguing with...

KISS MY FUCKIN' ASS, RIGHT IN THE CRACK!

I must admit I started laughing so hard I almost knocked a lung loose. The employee was not pleased with my reaction and sulked back into the store.

Fuck around and find out!

You're Welcome!

Suck it up, Buttercup.

"It was just a joke. Heehee."

Just sayin’!!!

Period!

As in, this is how I see the world, PERIOD!

When confronting your partner who IS cheating on you and he says ‘I can’t believe you think I’m cheating on you”.

It’s not what you think it is

1- “i have said it before, I will say it again”

2- FF those I disagree with

3-“I have this asshole whoever they are on block. But I am sure they are saying things I do not agree with”

"For the umpteenth time..."

Prisspot

“I’m a lesbian.”

R20 with the stutter, you’re not too bright are you Fern?

I.e., R7

"There. I said it."

“Well they used to say that homosexuality was a mental illness…”

Saying “They’re not wrong,” when agreeing with the terrible things said by other pieces of shit.

R96 is right. Left handed humor that needs to be labeled a joke, isn’t really humor. I will add a variation to “HeeHee”; you might also hear “Nyeh-heh-heh”. Equally punchable, though.

Woke. Leftists.

So,

Jimmy Kimmel is on Jeffrey Epstein's client list!

Saying "females" instead of "women."

Onward.

It is what it is . . .

Come over any time!

But call first.

“Per my last email…”

Calling women “girls”, and calling girls “women.”

“Oh, dear”

"Jealous Bitches."

“How are we doing today?” unless they’re addressing a non-binary person.

R109 is grasping for straws

R9- end of statement.

"Mafuckin"

“Brown voices.”

“I laugh when I get nervous or don’t know how to react.”

No you just laugh at others’ misfortune because you’re a fucking sociopath, but whatever you have to tell yourself…

"Living the dream!"

Whether said sarcastically or seriously, it's a self-important asshole's expression.

Again...

(After some re-asks a question that wasn't answered the first time.)

In the work context: "We're a team!"

In any fucking context: "...reaching out"

^ Yeah, "reaching out", I hate that one. If anyone reaches out to close to me I'll kick them right in the cuntbone 😠

Sorry, not sorry.

I support Palestine

You got this. We’ve got this. I’ve got this. This is a work in progress.

At the end of the day

That being said

In the final analysis

Everything connects

This thread is starting to depress me, because it makes me realize just how much bullshit is saturating our culture these days.

“It is what it is.”

[quote]At the end of the day

So, the entire cast of Les Miserables are pieces of shit?

"there is no "I" in team"

Usually by a piece of shit middle manager. Usually the same guy that goes home on the dot while expecting "the team" to work late into the night.

" There is no Genocide, Israel has a right to defend itself "

"Any criticism of Israel means you are an ant-semiotic Nazi"

^ You're what?

Go big, or go home!

I’m ALWAYS ready! (In response to the question, “Are you ready?”)

"Enough about me, lets talk about me! LOL"

Actually, that's not as self deprecating as you have tried to mask that. We all know you really do want to just keep talking about yourself.

Make America great again 🚩

R139, well there is a dot on an "i".

Anything Elon Musk has tweeted in the past year

Anything Elon Musk has tweeted.

FTFY

Elon Musk... PERIOD!

“I got into an entanglement…”

"...Yet another capricious act by a capricious man,"

"This yummy (fucking plate of suety slop) went over super-well with my hubster and picky littles!!!!"

And any related variant thereof.

"Felt cute, might delete later."

Yeah.

Let me help you delete that.

With a fucking baseball bat.

"I'd rather be pretty than smart. I can always fake being smart. Giggle, giggle, giggle."

"I'm not homophobic, I'm not afraid of fags."

"Much-needed vacation" has never been uttered by a non-twat.

Someone's talking to themselves a lot on this thread.

"I'm not homophobic, I'm not afraid of fags."

Sure, Matt Damon, sure 🙄

"Someone's talking to themselves a lot on this thread."

"Something, something something...let that sink in."

"DO YOU GET IT NOW?"

More a Tweet/X/whatever thing, but I think it counts.

"My back is fucked, I haven't slept in two days and fuck you"

"The radical left Wall Street Journal/Pentagon/Vatican/Chicago School Department of Economics/etc. "

"Remember back in the day when Jennifer Connelly was a 7?"

"Fug" and "Fugly"

"I am so grateful for the people in my life who have helped me, and are still supporting me, in healing and getting free. Thank you for helping me peel back the layers of conditioning, socialization and trauma. Thank you for helping me take responsibility for my own humanity as I continue to lean into the discomfort of growth and change. Thank you for not exploiting me and discarding me. Thank you for calling me in and holding me close while I forge a path of empowerment and authenticity. Thank you for reminding me my softness is one of my many superpowers."

"What's next? Him pinning Martha Plimpton to the wall so he can amuse her with imitations of River Phoenix's death rattle?"

None of you assholes speak English as a native language

I have blocked all of you

Hmmmmmm.

“I’m so happy all of you are going to be dead soon.”

R166, who said that?

"May I make a suggestion?"

"Be the bigger person"

It's ALWAYS said by someone to the person they believe is most easily manipulated or will kick up the least fuss when getting screwed over. More often than not, the person being asked to be the bigger person is also usually the person in the right or the aggrieved party in the situation.

r171 Platinum-certified DL fave Sara Ramirez.

"What are you looking at?"

With or without "sugar-tits".

"No need to thank me!"

There very seldom is.

"Freedoms" (plural)

"Can I ask you a question?"

First, they already did. That's what I always now say in response. Second, both you and they know it's some freighted query likely to put your guard up. This pseudo-politesse is rarely of any use.

R139, in the early 1990s I had a boss tell us “there is no i in team.” It was the first time I had heard that. I quietly and dryly whispered, “no, but there is an m and an e…”

R178 this is true.

R179 nice comeback. 😆

Asking any Asian if they're a member of the Chinese Communist Party

Techbro speak:

"Disruption"

"The singularity"

Etc.

Referring to things you don’t like as “pieces of shit” for starters…

Even persimmons, R184?

Run along, R184. And check your shoes, I think you stepped in a...slice of delicious chocolate cake.

@r182 I'll have you know my great-great grand daddy Cotton owned slaves. This communist, slant-eyed chink was rude and disrespectful to my superior white self and he's lucky I didn't give him a whippin' to learn him some manners 😠

[quote] Techbro speak:

Any references to the Matrix

I can’t see you anymore

I'm sorry you feel that way.

Have we met? after meeting multiple times and being your friend on Facebook “Look at that bitch” on a public Facebook post and then when someone asks if their page had been hacked the poster mocked the concerned person

That is so cunty, why would someone be friends with someone they hate, that’s super bitchy and doesn’t make sense

You're obviosuly a Trumper or You're obviously a Nazi.

"Nice try. You are a Russian paid troll for not loving Biden and his open borders"......or.......... "Nice try. You are a paid GOP shill on datalounge."...........Sadly I wish I were paid. I saw Hillary lose in 2016. And I see Grampa Joe going down the same path. Only a fool would think Biden will win.

that's not my problem

that's your issue, not mine

R190, I call that the ‘non-apology’. The non-apology is always a strong indicator that you need to put distance between yourself and the person uttering it.

R193 it’s the Republicans who won’t close the border. HUGE stream of dirt cheap labor is too hard to give up. All those jobs that would go to American citizens who want to much. sad 😞

R193 was insisting that Trump would win in 2020

R193 proves he is a shill with the "open borders" nonsense

Tell that to the people getting arrested at the border every day

R196, usually it's an indicator that they'd like you to establish some distance by going out the door and never coming back. "I'm sorry you feel that way" is a standard boss comeback to complaints and threats from disagreeable employees that he can't or has no intention of fixing. And it means "that's the way things are. You don't like it, hit the road. You won't be missed."

"I'm fighting to survive" sometimes means (I live in liberal southern California)..........."I'm a woman" sometimes means (I have a penis and you must accept my female cosplay)........"Protect Trans Kids" sometimes means (strangers with no medical training or even children want to tell YOU how to raise YOUR kids)......."World AIDS Day" sometimes means (buy lipstick and watch me give myself a makeover to honor the dead AIDS people).

R201 is one of those conservatives who think their lives revolve around the .6% of people who identify as trans

R202 is "fighting to survive". He is "living his truth". He thinks makeovers is a respectful way to celebrate World AIDS Day and dead people. And I am a Democrat you A-WHOLE.

R203, sure Jan. Dems don't scapegoat trans people and minorities, the GOP does. And it's the anti-trans crowd who thinks people with no medical training should be making decisions about how trans people should live their lives. Pretty sure Ron DeSantis isn't a doctor.

Weird how a supposed Democrat is making fun of liberals and not any conservatives. You can't think of any dumb things conservatives say? Really?

R204 = I'm sorry. You think peddling lipstick on World AIDS Day is NORMAL and off limits to ridicule and bad taste because the person who did it is A MAN claiming to be trans? On behalf of many Good Gay Men who died of AIDS---go fuck yourself. Just so you know--->>We didn't tweet. We fucking showed up to protest. Get some new material instead of just calling everyone JAN and REPUBLICAN. You stupid Effing Bitch.

"It's Complicated"

Always an indecisive selfish dickhead behind that statement.

Yeah, nothing is more clever than using Tucker Carlson talking points to bash trans people, r205. You're a genius! Nothing says "I'm smart" like siding with Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene

r207 is [italic]exactly[/italic] what pieces of shit say. Thanks for killing the thread, "talking points" cunt.

You killed it with right-wing talking points. Cunt.

R207 = I don't even know what "Tucker Carlson talking points" are. It must be nice to call every gay man who disagrees with you a Republican. Do you need help coming up with NEW material? Tell us some more about how "innocent" the TRANS are? They destroyed the rainbow flag. Tell us about that too.

r210 is linking to right-wing propaganda while claiming not to be a right-winger. So funny. It's nice that you think a silly video represents ALL trans people, I bet your conservative friends use propaganda videos to bash gays

I didn't kill anything, r209. That was the first thing I said to you, Talking Pointsettia. Believe it or not, more than one person realizes you're a piece of shit.

I have no problem with the existence of the trans. What I mind is their insistence on parasiting onto us gays, with whom they have nothing in common.

R211 is not only a clown but a THEM....Here is something that he will approve of... A LINK to a cartoon for little kids. About PUBERTY BLOCKERS...Lap it up kitten. You want gay men to conform to the female cosplay and shoving hormones into kids? NOPE..;Never...Still a Democrat. Still not supporting cartoons that make kids think being transgender is "special".

R205, I can't stand Dylan Mulvaney and his shameless opportunistic cosplaying, but MAC's campaign for Viva Glam lipstick started back in the 1990s as a way to raise funds for HIV and AIDS programs. More info at link

R215 = I am fully aware of the campaign and I am educated on the subject. I also have a right to my own outrage. Gay men didn't die so a man (pretending to be a woman) could peddle lipstick to mark the occasion. A video on the history of the campaign could have been done. Instead this makeover video was somehow deemed appropriate? It's disrespectful.

“I don’t know you and I don’t want to know you.”

I agree with you, R216. I wasn't trying to make excuses for Dylan Mulvaney, who manages to taint every brand he is paid to promote. The sooner he disappears into obscurity, the better.

Obsessing over Dylan Mulvaney is certainly something that pieces of shit (like Kid Rock) do.

Yeah the “politicals” are killing the thread as usual.

This thread has clearly gone to the dogs.

Yes R221. This thread is meta now.

Why does every fucking thread seem to devolve into boring divisive trans, 'woke' or political shit? It makes me suspicious. There are professional trolls out there who want this to happen.

[quote]There are professional trolls out there who want this to happen.

You'll know them by their typing "talking points" and accusing political moderates of being Republicans.

Devolve? It started at R7

[quote]Well scratch my poosey.

What about "I fought for YOUR freedom?" A phrase often used by Trumpers when they run out of troll energy.

R227, freedom fries, of course. Want some with your Happy Tuna?

"I'm an Alpha Male..."

"I'm an A-Gay..."

Never true if uttered aloud.

“I speak for all the gay men that died of AIDS”

R230 Nobody said that quote. That's why you didn't link the post. What other things do you make up on Datalounge? Go back to your THEMS.

Tranny Muriel will nuke this thread

See you next Tuesday, (on or off the record, donald).

“Orientals”

R231

Relax toots this is the “Things Pieces of Shit Say” thread not the “What Have People Said on DL Thread”.

Sorry if I hit a sore spot with you but I clearly did. It’s almost like you think I was talking about you

“You’re not allowed to say that to him/her!”

Yeah, I can say whatever I want. You have the right to ignore me

R231 = Says TOOTS......Which is like saying you're 75 years old without saying you're 75 years old.

You’re critiquing Madonna?! You must be a Janbot!!

'Toots' is part of DataLounge parlance, R237 (as in 'Move it along, toots!')

“Just so you know..,”

If you forgot what you were going to say then it couldn't have been anything important.

So at the end of the day

We got this

[quote] For dinner tonight, I’ll be serving fish with prunes.

And tomato sauce.

Don’t forget the tomato sauce.

Why are your arms so fat? Why is your hair all burned up?

"I found this on Reddit"

I read on Facebook...

"But Wikipedia says..."

“Every one knows…”

"Taylor Swift could never ever sing this good. Ever"

"at the end of the day..."

Mistakes were made......

"Look, it was a bad call, Ripley, OK? A bad call..."

In a perfect world….

R242 My admin says “we got this” almost every time I give her a task. I really want to say, “no, YOU need to ‘got’ this. This is your task”. But I usually say “let me know when you’ve got this”.

"Oh look, another Trump thread"

I was just in a thread here that is pure shit

"Trump cannot possibly win. It's just not possible"

"I'm a Patriot "

Butt hurt. Used by trashy pieces of shit who refuse to take responsibility for anything.

"Judging by the 4 invisible posts, IT is revealing one of its signature id marks."

MAGA Octogenarians love my rock hard bosom.

"Momma's Mussy," when drooling over a violent felon, a jailbait teenager, or a man who is legitimately heterosexual.

I never read the news. Too depressing Oh I don’t vote . What does it matter? It’s a vote for Trump if I don’t vote ? So the fuck what

You know how you are.

Your call is important to us.

Please continue to hold and an operator will be with you shortly.

[quote]Butt hurt. Used by trashy pieces of shit who refuse to take responsibility for anything.

And homophobes. Don’t forget them.

Holy smokes.

I'm not being funny but...

No offence but

Don't take this the wrong way but

Everybody loves all my Trump threads and references to Trump in every thread.

Why are you so fat? And your tattoos? Just hideous? And Taylor Swift? How original!