What commercials are we hating? Part 2

Mountain America Credit Union is running ads almost non stop with the some screech voiced hag who calls herself the Food Nanny. She looks and sounds like a moron.

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I still loathe the Sweet Caroline Jim Beam commercial.

I haven't seen a horrible British Orbit commercial in ages. Still hate them.

I don’t know who’s worse, Medicare Martha, or that insufferable upspeak Valley Girl Christine, from Jacuzzi Bath.

The baby whose first word is Liberty has just been hired for Madonna's biopic.

Jardiance has a new moo cow dancing for diabetes. It's set in an office environment. The frau isn't as big as the other wiggle goddess but every bit as nerdy.

Jonathan Lawson and his horrible, interminal Colonial Penn insurance commercials. Shut the fuck up already!

I cannot stand that annoying little twerp who is complaining to his younger brother that they didn’t have Xfinity house-wide WiFi when “I was your age.” 🙄 His whiny, nasally voice is irritating as hell. And they run that damn commercial constantly.

Any Liberty Mutual Commercials with Doug or a kid . But replacement Doug should be doing it wearing nothing but a jock strap!

I don’t think that I have ever - in my entire life - have been as HAPPY as that goofy dude with the beard and mustache playing the tambourine in the Zyrizzi commercial - he is slamming that thing as hard as he can - he looks like a big, goofy happy dog!

The Sotyktu (?) commercials that ends with 2 different women winking at the camera.

The psoraisis commercial with the voiceover of "the splendor of those thighs." That's a little creepy, IMO.

The second Jardiance musical in the office, the choreographer must have simply given up.

That Lume cream deodorant commercial. Ugh. Use it everywhere, even in your ass crack!

Mand(ing)o ball sachet!

Fivrr has another stupid white guy.

I can’t stand the new Peleton ad with the ridiculous girl just starting out. She acts like she’s wearing lead boots. Total fake ass shit. Peleton just needs to end.

Most of the SB commercials sucked!

Enough with the babies playing pickle ball. Make it stop!

I didn't watch all of the Superbo commercials, but it seems like a lot of them had celebrities. I guess that's just a reflection of our celebrity obsessed culture.

The NY state scratch off lotto commercial with the creepy guy who built mechanical arms so he can scratch off more tickets.

All of the know-it-all bratty kids on the couches in the Xfinity commercials. When the girl says “it’s called a pitch” during the soccer game, I want to kick a soccer ball right into her face.

I finally get Botox cosmetics.

If you are a Gay man or a Karen, it irons out Resting Bitch Face.

That is what the subtle difference is.

I'm already tired of the Mayo cat.

Awww, I like that commercial R21. It's kinda creepy but inventive.

R25-The audition reels for that spot must be hilarious.

They redid the NY lotto mechanical arms ad. Instead of saying, “Don’t make the little hand angry, Beth” and placing the little hand on Beth’s mouth, they changed it so she says

Can’t you just scratch them one at a time?

He says, “Maybe?”

And they dance.

I guess touching her mouth with the little hand was a little too violent for them.

Baby Liberty

The Michael Cera CeraVe ads have gotten really creepy. There's one where he's scaling a mountain, reaches into a pouch, and smears lotion on the mountain. I forget what he actually says but it ain't good.

The pretty trim white young woman with the apron and feather duster swanning around for “Grocery Outlet Bargain Market!” The new one has the cute bearded guy basking in the glow of discount organic fruit. After that the choir sings and then at the very end they the girl , the guy and a few random customers break into a funky Wahtusi

I really hate the frau in the Jacuzzi bath remodel commercial--the one that looks like an owl--that squeals and gets in the tub fully clothed, clapping.

And of course the bitch Christina with her upspeak and vocal fry.

lol r31

I hate the new Tina Fey Booking.com commercials. Bring back Melissa McCarthy !

I know we've discussed Kathy Lee Gifford and the Balance of Nature commercials, but there's an updated version. She's running a small farm or some shit. Um, why not just grow and eat your own vegetables Kathy instead of taking a pill?

Dumb bitch, no wonder Frank fucked around on her.

R34 I don’t know what is stranger - Kathie lee’s Ancient unhappy white doggy - is that a relative of her original dogs Chablis and Chardonnay? And why do I remember her dogs 25 years later? OR the shot of her singing in her living room rocking out and shaking her arms in the air. ….. She does have a great figure for a 70 year old.

Gifford prays then takes her pills.

I like pills you don't have to pray over.

[quote] OR the shot of her singing in her living room rocking out and shaking her arms in the air

I burst out laughing the first time I saw that.

Former big time golfer Lee Trevino mispronouncing "arthritis" as ar-THUR-itis.

My Pillow

That’s his Texan accent.

[Quote]the one that looks like an owl--that squeals and gets in the tub fully clothed, clapping.

r31 this gets me rolling. lol

The commercials I see on Pluto TV are obnoxious and repeat during every break

Commercial for Baby Mama's No Drama Podcast - Those two bitches have gotten so much publicity from Pluto TV they should sign their souls over to Paramount for it.

I can't understand the commercials with Ted Danson and Consumer Cellular. First, he's with the older fat black guy on a bicycle, and birds come flying from behind them and they're riding their bikes in the air with the birds. Then something similar happens with a younger Asian guy on a golf course.

What am I missing ?

Let’s face it, most all of them. The one killing me for sometime is that upspeak-valley girl- twat Christine from Jacuzzi Bath. She needs to drown in one of her cheesy tubs.

I just saw the one with Kathy Lee's jazz hands again. It gets funnier with each viewing, even though the intent was not to laugh at her. I kind of like it now.

Please stop that scratch-off commercial with the mechanical arms. Especially because that ugly couple are living in a Brooklyn house that looks like it’s from the1970s.

Gerber Life Insurance - if you're alive.

The ones with the "adorable" Shriners' kids are in a tie with the St. Jude kids as most unwatchable. The manipulation is appalling. They would get a better response with some restraint. Some of those"kids" have been doing this for a long, long time.

^ Oh Fank You!

Apparently R48, you’ve never seen the Oak Street Health ad with the jackass shucking’ and jivin’ his way around the doctor’s office. Just picture a senior Main Character who needs to be hauled off in a straight jacket. Better yet, hauled off on a gurney…with a sheet over him.

Dear advertisers, that shit ain’t cute.

I can’t think of any I hate right off hand, but I adore the young homeowners turning into their parents. The old guy “helping” them is so dead pan, I have literally shrieked with laughter.

“Do we really need 50 pictures of fun dinner at Pam’s?” No, no we don’t. I die!!

Oak Street Health for older adults for me myself and I.

Golden Corral continues to try to convince us that it's where all the cool, young, racially diverse people eat. The latest commercial is even stupider than the previous ones: "I am the shrimp bot" -- WTF?

michael jordan chase sapphire commercial with his annoying mother. No one would blame you serial killers if you took those two out.

The Pluto-TV Couch Potato Farm is BRILLIANT!

No. It's not.

The lady in the Kayak commercial that's the human scarecrow is my new spirit animal. I want to go up to fraud with little kids and holler like her--"GAAAHHH"

^ fraus

The Aetna with the two street sassy old black ladies was so annoying that Aetna wised up and overdubbed them., especially the one wearing the huge red glasses who looks like Flavor Flav. I saw it coming on and then laughed when I heard the new voices. Good for someone at Aetna.

r56, Potato Cat will become a thing...

I can't believing nobody has mentioned the Backstreet Boys singing from a poster about stinky teenage laundry. "Tell me why?" "Cause it stinks!!!". ROFL

I HATE Neil Diamond’s voice and it is in 2 different commercials.. His voice literally hurts my ears. I have to hit the mute immediately .

I hate those commercials where it's like a lawyer standing in a PBS telethon acting like that's how they conduct business all the time and the phones are constantly off the hook. When the reality is that they hang out in emergency rooms and swarm upon crime scenes and house fires like vultures.

It also reminds me of how I used to work in the sketchy call center where we answered the phone for like things you'd see on The infomercials. I just moved back to my home state and was absolutely desperate for money and this place would hire anybody. The big account at the time was your baby can read. It's an incredibly stupid program pedaled to simple adults and probably estranged grandparents who want to establish some sort of relationship through their grandkids. It was such an easy sale because these people want to believe that they're dim-witted brats were geniuses and they would unlock that genius. Part of me felt like kind of bad for probably had disappointed they were destined to be in their dumb ass children. But I guess at least they were trying to educate them so that's something.

Lume. I hate that woman.

Have we discussed the Otezla commercial featuring loser Ned going on a movie date? There's an awkward hug outside the theater afterward, then they both go their separate ways (they don't even go out for coffee or hang around to chat about the movie). Not really a date at all. You know there will never be a second date.

Yes, it was discussed in the part 1 thread R65. The consensus of Ned's lame date with Tara was that he's a closet case.

Good Lord I'm over all of the hugging and whatever at the end of every episode. It's a f****** trivia show you didn't win the goddamn Nobel prize settle down a bit.

R65 Of course there will never be a second date when the first date is called Ned's Plaque Psoriasis.

The eharmony commercial where the dude has a zit on his back and his immortal beloved pops it for him, cementing their true love for the rest of their days.

[quote] especially the one wearing the huge red glasses who looks like Flavor Flav.

She has a good booking agent, as she's in two more commercials now. I believe both are for Pfizer / Covid boost. In one, she's in a museum with two other women, staring up to a painting. In the other, she's power-walking with a trainer and says something about the importance of getting her new covid vax 'at her age'.

Why do we have to see shingles. psoriasis, toe nail fungus, thinning hair, etc. on these commercials, but when a guy has PD we don't see that up close ? Instead we just see the cute guy staring at his phone ?

R59 Flava Flav lol

Hi, grandma, I played baseball today

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If anyone here doesn't laugh at this.....you have zero sense of humor. This guy is the best thing on TV.

The woman who needs all the pictures of food reminds me of Elise Stefanik.

All of those awful life insurance commercials with the bad acting.

“Poor Fran. Herb died and she barely had enough money to cover his funeral expenses.”

“Tsk, tsk, I know Madge. They should’ve known about Colonial Penn.”

Where do they get these actors from?

r76, non-union payout deals for wannabe actors.

Still waiting for Martha to have her own sitcom...

Those life-insurance commercials...

Why is it the wife always asking the husband if he bought life insurance for them like she told him ? Sorry - it's 2024. The wife can pick up the phone and do it herself. Why should the husband be responsible for this all the time ?

Geez I just saw the worst dating app commercial ever. eharmony, get who gets you, big whitehead pimple shown in closeup, popped by his new match, who gets him.

R74 his shtick was mildly funny 5 yrs ago but not now.

The Jim Beam commercial where the whole bar is singing 'Sweet Caroline.'

That Delickable Delectables cat treat commercial where the woman is on the phone with her husband who's in the grocery stole while she's at home telling him to pick up some more Delickable Delectables while her cats warm around her. "Just hurry!" she says.

I like to envision him getting home from the grocery store and finding her dead on the floor, the cats devouring her corpse because he didn't get the Delickable Delectables in time.

Christina Hall for Bath Jacuzzi (and her vocal fry and upspeak) - isn't she the first wife of Tarek El Moussa on the home remodeling shows ? WTF did he ever see in her ?

How many times have you posted jacuzzi bath???

R84 Just goes to show how reviled she is.

R84 Me? Once. In post 83. How many times have you posted ?

And while YOU’RE at it R84, how many times have you posted using 3 question marks? One is sufficient.

Simmer down now

It seems like there's no escaping Flava Flav on television today - her commercials are popping up everywhere. She must be so proud!

Upspeak Christina is universally reviled here, probably the only thing that DLers can agree upon.

Venus shaver for pubic hair and skin

I can’t remember the product but it’s a deodorant type of product and the woman is in a towel around her waist and sticks the bottle down there and sprays her crotch.

The Xfinity commercials with the two little girl best friends parting ways. the voices are obviously adults trying to sound like kids. They are grating and irritating.

Just saw the Lume for men commercials (Mando? Really?) with the same annoying doctor/founder/shill.

It's like they wanted Mandingo, but decided to shorten it.

Mando is for men who like big, black, redolent cocks...

And look at me thinking Mandalorian, but go off, R95. DL never fails to surprise me at the way dots can be connected. Redolent. LOL.

I hate them all. That’s why Netflix et al with their fucking ad models are pissing me off.

If Kathie Lee Gifford is filming her 'Balance of Nature' commercial from her expansive farm, why isn't she eating fresh vegetables and fruits from her own farm ? Why does she need these supplements ?

R98 Then there's the 70-something champion power lifter who says he doesn't have the discipline to eat fruits and veggies, so he takes Balance of Nature instead.

So...disciplined enough to undertake a strenuous weight training regimen, but not disciplined enough to eat an apple.

Hi, balance of nature stan! R99

Chuck Norris' weight machine. And the song that goes with it.

It cracks me up in the Balance of Nature commercials (any of them)--whatever activity these elders are doing, they stop in the middle of it to pop a few of these pills like they're oxy. Just eat a fucking apple, Blanche.

Ignore r102

R103 How long have you been taking Balance of Nature?

Kathi Lee is R103. Whoever would've thought she's a DLer.

Kathy Lee has been hit hard by the menopause testosterone rag.

That mannish old lady face is something she should be taking pills for.

Lady Gaga looking like a fucking vampire in those Nurtec commercials.

"Suffer from migraines like me? Take Nurtec and look like the living dead!"

The one with the woman wearing an obvious wig who claims that her hair is part of her identity.

The Balance of Nature with some Dr. Gehr is more mannish than kathy lee.

If I were a post menopausal woman, I would AVOID this obviously testosterone increasing regimen.

Love Keke Palmer, but not as Hello Fresh's spokesperson.

The one put up by the Republicans asking if President Biden will live long enough to serve a second term. Deplorable.

That L'Oreal commercial emphasizing every syllable of hy-a-lu-ro-nic acid. I always want to throw something at the TV.

R109 Dr Gehr looks like a monster !

And how far has Lady Ga Ga's career fallen that she has to promote migraine meds ?

WHO is the cute guy in the blue shirt walking through the white-bread cul-de-sac as the spokesperson for Renewals By Anderson ? The commercials started running a few weeks ago. He's hot - I love when he says his flirty 'hello' to the guy on the bike.

I watch Rewind TV at 10 pm ET. There's a commericial for Hillsdale college. They are providing courses on the bible, the Constitution, and other things. I think it's tilted toward Rethugs.

R113 Gaga is ugly as shit. She looks like she has a full blown migraine in that commercial. She can sing, but who thought that hideous face and very dry personality were made for the screen? Gag

R113 expensive prescription migraine medicine that she uses and was paid a LOT to star in for the pharmaceutical company. It by no means is an act of desperation rather than a very smart business decision.

“Rock, Paper, Scissors for who’s on Dinner Duty Tonight!” The old guy who looks like Don Ameche searching through the cupboard for something to make for dinner. His blonde wife is actually very pretty - the actress looks familiar. The doorbell rings and it is The Pillsbury Dough Boy and a can of Progressive Soup.

I want to hate the Balance of Nature commercial of the weight lifter and the screaming woman but I just can't. It entertains me.

Secret Deodorant - smell better from your pits to your bits.

I just saw the Secret deodorant commercial for the first time. New height in classless trash. I didn’t need to see the woman pointing the spray can down at her pulled opened sweat pants.

Cus you know thw putata is not sti nky...YET

I know it's important to get checked for colon cancer, but really, ColorGuard? I don't need to hear about it from people who sing as good as I do.

I can't stand the Verizon commercial with the Millennial hipster doofus running around his design business. Then at the end he stands there, totally satisfied with himself and looking around. But everyone in the office ignores him.

yeah, they should all applaud him like the Consumah Cellyaluh Orange Sweater guy.

R125 That commercial's stupid, but Orange Sweater guy is a hot daddy.

T-Mobile's new commercials sung to the theme of 'Flashdance...What A Feelin' '

They constantly run that annoying AF commercial for Planet Fitness where a woman asks at the front desk if her friend can get a pass to workout, and Asian dude responds, “Narrr.” Make. It. Stop.

That shrieking Dupixent® shitty skin theme music is über-annoying! I The commercials air 2MM times a day!

This shrill stupid fucktard song that's part of some campaign for I don't even know what being shilled by the governor if Utah.

There's a new version of the hated Christina bitch and Jacuzzi bathfitters. She's still upspeaking and there's a new cute gay hipster as one of the testimonial people. The squealing owl-looking frau is still on there as one of the testimonials.

Did I mention how much I despise Christina?

It looks like a Mormon recruitment video, r130.

The guy singer is one of the thousands of the Utah Osmond Family.

Frankly, most of them.

Dr. Butler's hemorrhoid and fissure treatment cream. 😲😲😲😲😲

The Pre Born ad that runs on Rewind TV.

The 'interviewees' talk about how they were going to abort their babies until they heard the heart beat. The ad is to raise money for ultrasounds which, according to the commercial, change a woman's mind about having an abortion. The ad doesn't mention that most ultrasounds done during the 1st trimester are not done until the 7th or 8th week which is AFTER the 6 week cutoff in the states that outlaw abortions.

I'm hating the young attractive black guy sitting between two attractive white females at Golden Corral and calling himself 'the shrimpbot'. The two females are enjoying their lunch with him, and share a laugh or two.

If this were real, that handsome black man would be sitting between two unattractive overweight white chicks with tattoos and nose rings dressed in a skimpy tank top and pajama bottoms, and they'd be having a fight over this guy - who's the shared 'baby daddy' - and the food would be flying across the table, while he's enjoying the shrimp that he got the two of them to pay for.

r135, and that is a heart beat in White Supremacist Evangelical "Science".

And that is the same "science" that gave us Life Begins at Fertilization, Post Birth Abortions, Mandatory Birth Non-Viable pregnancies, and for that matter, Safe Tobacco, Clean Coal and Environmental Propane and Ethanol, and BioFuels. PURE BULLSHIT.

What the Pro Birth Evangelicals claim is a "heartbeat" is a rhythmic pulse of cells that MAY TURN INTO NERVES. MORE PURE BULLSHIT.

Abortion needs to be a decision between a Woman and her doctor.

I’m sticking with the insufferable Christine from you know where.

Mark Wahlberg sitting in a church pew, shilling some prayer app named Hallow.

Mrs. Geller and her make-up.

The National Debt Relief commercial where the obese black woman says, "I was drownding in debt!"

Jesus F-ing Christ.

VisionWorks. That woman who yells HEY! multiple times to a clone of herself across a canyon. It really disturbs me especially as I’m drifting off to sleep and get woken up to her yelling HEY!

Just saw an ad for Dude Wipes, which was kinda gross. It shows various everyday guys dropping their pants so their drawers are at their ankles, so we can see that their underwear is perfectly clean and there are no skidmarks. The product boasts that when you use it, you do not get smears". The ad also uses a butt facsimile, which they spread blue goo on and wipe, illustrating how Dude Wipes gets all residue off. Gurgle ooof

There's a commercial for feminine deodorant that starts off with some woman saying, "Vulvas can smell."

Barf.

The woman who is 8 months pregnant and decided to open up a food business with her Visa Card. Talk about poor planning. But her customers love her chicken sandwiches (apparently) and one of the sandwiches plays music while being eaten - as we can see by the woman holding her sandwich and dancing in her seat.

There's a Mando commercial (thankfully it doesn't have gross looking Dr. Shannon) with some guy in a hoodie that looks like a hostage video. Who buys this shit?

The ancient Jewish woman crying because her refrigerator is empty.

The Geiko Commercial with the 2nd grade teacher who cuts bangs for herself and then plays basketball with the kids.

I’m still sticking firmly with upspeak Christine. Dreadful.

The Botox commercial featuring the woman who owns an ice cream shop.

After she receives Botox, she looks like she gained 30 pounds, but not like she got Botox. It's as if she's been spending too much time sampling her own products and the wrinkles got plumped out by fat.

R150 I noticed that, too ! LOL!

r150, Botox Cosmetics if you really, really, really want to get rid of Resting Bitch Face.

Botox replaced cute 31-year old Javier with Ice Cream lady ? Really ? Bring back the cute gay guy.

Javier needs to keep his resting bitch face.

He is a bitch.

The chubby woman spraying her entire body with Dove(?) because apparently she reeks from head to toe. Gross.

Javi was cute but way too 'on'. He seemed E-X-H-A-U-S-T-I-N-G.

This new version of Charmin that has "smooth tear" sheets. The selling point is the sheets tear wavy instead of straight across.... WTF? The voiceover on the commercial make it sound like using regular TP takes more time to tear off what you need and just plain outdated. It's pathetic to use this aspect to make something so basic seem "new and improved".

The Red Bears are disgusting shit smearers on shag-carpet.

The Blue Bears must shave their assholes.

The Blue Bears are classy.

Those Homes.com ads with Dan Levy and the gal from SNL are almost creepy - all of the awful hairdos they give the gal - then she winds up without eyebrows - ick

I'm done with the 'butt dial' to Consumer Cellular. How many people riding a bike will automatically butt dial an 800 number to Consumer Cellular ? And why would an idiot in their sales office talk to 'no one' on the other end ? Ridiculous.

The Skyrizi commercial with the redhead chub in overall jean shorts rollerskating though the streets with her ear phones as though she's dancing choreography in a 70s musical and then the nerdy woman arrives at her reunion nervous about her breakout but then takes her meds and feels up to cringe group dancing with two other nerd friends of the past. Nothing is everything to me! I wanna run both dumb bitches over with a MAC truck.

That damn "put your UC in check" with Rinvoq commercial - check!, check! and check!

The "new" Jardiance commercial with the woman dancing in the office. Looks like this was the first time she's ever tried to dance. At least the previous hefty woman they used had rhythm.

^But she saves the work day by finding that the copy machine was unplugged. She also accepts the lunch of three coworkers but hands them each the wrong one. Whoopsies.

R160, 20 years ago I was a customer rep for a telephone company. If I got a call from some one who butt dialed me I'd spend as much time as possible talking to them while I did other work and to avoid getting the next call.

I agree, R156. Eric, the handsome and graying 39-year old guy, is a looker too.

I hope Tara finds a more suitable guy than Ned and his plaque psoriasis. I bet he immediately found a gloryhole after their date.

What about the Tepezza woman with the blonde perm who wears big black sunglasses and steps out of group photos because she is ashamed of her bulging eyes?

That bitch in the allergy med commercial has ruined the song Bulletproof” forever. Why are you fucking shrieking, bitch??

During a commercial break on one of the MSNBC shows, I was treated to the plaque psoriasis trifecta: an Otezla commercial (the one with Ned at the theater), followed immediately by a Skyrizi commercial, followed immediately by a Sotyktu commercial. Apparently, everyone these days has plaque psoriasis.

And everyone has a drug for it.

Big Pharma has taken over our TV ads.

The Kerrygold commercial with the table. It's in a house with a family, then it's outside by a lamppost, outside looking in, in the back of someone's car, and then with a family again. I love their butter but that commercial . . .

The xfinity commercial with the two really ugly boys. There's also weirdly lit dance scene where it looks like one of them is dancing with a girl in black face.

Dupixent!!!

The Chapstick commercial where the little brat slops it on her lips and then smears it all over the car window while making faces at some guy. She thinks she's cute and I think she needs a vicious face slapping

She smears nothing. The fake chapstick leaves the window clean. It is a fantasy commercial.

Holy Damn - WHO is SWEET JAMES and WHERE did he come from?

The Noble Gold commercial with a very white, obviously affluent family where the son is breaking the table rule by contacting Noble Gold to invest because of this "economic disaster". Barf.

Frankly, I am hating just about all of them. A collection of products and services with ridiculous scripts, and insufferably bad acting.

[quote]The Kerrygold commercial with the table. It's in a house with a family, then it's outside by a lamppost, outside looking in, in the back of someone's car, and then with a family again. I love their butter but that commercial . . .

I agree. At first I thought it was about mental health, as the sad son is seen; then I was sure it was about furniture salvage or refinishing; but, by the time it got to butter, I wasn't interested in what it was trying to sell. That, plus it is on every two minutes. Just bad advertising.

The "whole body deodorant" craze has caught on beyond Lume. Now there's a slew of new commercials featuring women claiming they get odors "in other places" than underarms, emphasizing that it works on pussies without saying that part out loud.

^ I love those commercials!

Secret has jumped on the deodorant-for-your-pussy bandwagon.

The butt wipes are definitely backed by the plumbing industry.

The Subaru commercial where the little girl wants to be president of the universe and the little boy wants to marry his baseball glove. These assholes can’t even lay off trashing little boys.

These body stank commercials are beyond repulsive. The Secret commercial @R183 boasts 72 hour protection. That’s 3 days. Barring a physical handicap, who the hell goes 3 days without showering, or bathing. To boot, these models are not light-weights by any means. Of course they stink. They’re going to stink after one day. Disgusting.

As the late Redd Fox said on one of his albums; “Wash Yo’ Damn Ass”

Thank god the Medicare ads with Martha have stopped. Next up Plexiderm.

I’m getting tired of Mark Wahlberg asking me to pray with him on Hallow.

Not only is Helen back bitching about her weak knees but she's like one of those sad sack people who when they tell you they're sad ass story if they don't get a sufficient amount of sympathy tell it again with more agonizing details. Now not only was she one of the first responders for the Hudson plane but the very first along with her partner they had to do EVERYTHING letting all the rescue equipment to the plane on the river and so on.

Libby Dunn (?) for Viouri work out pants. She says she "wears them on the daily." Ugh. Go away, bitch, You ain't no Simone Biles.

Speaking of LD, the LSU womens' gymnastics team just won Nationals. Libby didn't participate and some junior on the balance beam got a near perfect score to lift LSU. What sucks is that, even though LD had nothing to do with the win, she's the person the 3rd hour of Today will interview.

[quote]Thank god the Medicare ads with Martha have stopped. Next up Plexiderm.

Forgot about that one, R187. Annoying as hell, be it the person or puppet. I wish after the third or fourth "I'm not calling" from Martha, the announcer would have said, "Why am I wasting my time with this bitch."

The one with the two morbidly obese women sharing their leakage problem.

You mean The Gush?

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What the gush!

WHAT happened to poor Joe Namath’s face? And ears? And big nose? And false teeth? When I was growing up Joe Namath was a major sex symbol. At least he is still out there hustling. Good for him.

R195, He has mouths to feed . . .

“Back in 2007, a few years after his divorce from his wife, his youngest daughter, Olivia Namath, made the news when she became pregnant at just age 16. During the time of the birth of Namath's grandchild, Olivia was still attending high school in Florida.“